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NASRO_123

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WOMAN

If You kiss here, you are not a gentlman
if you don't, you are not a man
IF you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you make romace, you are an "experienced man"
If you don't, you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is too boring
If you don't, she accuded of double crossing
If you are well-dreesed, she say you are a playboy
If you don't, you are dull boy
If you are jealous, she said it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If you visit another, "oh, it natural...we are girls"
If you kiss her too many times, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her crossing the streets, you lack ethics
If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk............

SO SIMPLE, YET SO COMPLEX
SO WEAK, YET SO POWERFUL
SO CONFUSING, YET SO DESIRABLE...


TAKE CARE NOW....GUYS THIS WRITE BY A WOMEN...ALTHOUGH NOW I SHOULD THINK OF SOME FOR MAN...HUH?....I GATHER ALL THIS INFORMATION TO HELP U GUYS OUT....WOMEN....GOD WE ARE SIMPLE, POWERFULL, AND YET WE ARE DESIRABLE...SO "U MUST FELLOW OUR ORDERS...OTHER WISE U ARE OUT"(I COPE THAT PART FROM U KNOW WHERE...QABYA)....WELL GOOD LUCK

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khalid

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hey girl, u mine give me some advise sis, coz i got problem with my girl....man she does she said all those things...i just can't win with her...so u wanna help this bro out..since u bee to know lot sis. peace out....look forward to hear from you....@@@@@@

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khalid

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hey girl, u mine give me some advise sis, coz i got problem with my girl....man she does she said all those things...i just can't win with her...so u wanna help this bro out..since u bee to know lot sis. peace out....look forward to hear from you....@@@@@@

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Muna

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Nasra
what you wrote was for real. It's what every girl does and why do we do it, i have no idea.
but it was nice to read about thing we do everyday.

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Abdullahi

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 12:12 am
To Nasra

It is real but what is the solution?...tell me some more that I should do thankz sis.

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ExDane

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:51 am
786 SALAAMA CALEYKUM EVERY-1

IT'S THE TRUTH BUT IT OFTEN HURTS!!!

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