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     | Unrecorded Date Hie everybody, I just thought I should continiue intertaining you guys whenever I get some spare time. I hope you will like it. Subject: NEVER LIE TO LITTLE GIRLS Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" "A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was laying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know I'm here." The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.
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| | Unrecorded Date lol lol lol Damn my stomach is hurting me, my kiddnees are killing me, I will give u 100000000% the best out of all the jokes, qalanjo I have to say u r incredible I don't know how u made it up, but u have one hellova imagination... u r a real entertainer lol lol can't stop laughing I'm out Peace and Love
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| | Unrecorded Date OUCH!!!!! Iam on fire, Damn you Qalanjo, it hurts sooooooo bad. lololololololoooooooooooooooooooool you are one hell of a funny being Qalanjo
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| | Unrecorded Date lol that was not bad!! got any more?? keep it up cya
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| | Unrecorded Date lol ...word..this joke is dabomb.. NEXT PLZ??
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| | Unrecorded Date YO! THERE WAS THESE TWO MOSQUITOS THEY GOT IN A HOUSE AND SAW A NAKED LADY THEN ONE OF THE MOSQUITOS SAID "YO I AM GOING TO GET IN THAT HOLE AND YOU IN THE OTHER HOLE" AND THE OTHER MOSQUITO SAID OK AFTER A DAY THE TWO MOSQUITOS CAME OUT AND ONE SAID THE HOLE I WAS IN SMELLED BAD AND THE OTHER SAID THE HOLE I WAS IN WAS GOOD AND CONTERABLE UNTIL A SNAKE CAME AND STRATED HITTING ME AND WHEN I PUSHED HIM BACK HE SPIT ON ME.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS SOME THING THAT I'LL KEEP IN MIND IF IT EVER COMES TO SUNPATHING
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| | Unrecorded Date HELLO SIS UR JOKE WAS SOOOOOOOO WONDEEEEEEERFUL TAT I CAN'T IMANGINE U SAID TAT GIRL BUT U SAID A NICE AND POLITE WAY WHICH WAS GRRRRRRREAT . LOVE UR ATITUDE SIS . BYE AND KEEP IT TAT WAY (NICE,POLITE AND FUNNY WIHT PROPER LANGUAGE ) LOVE UR ATITUDE ALWAYS HOPE I CAN MEET U FACE TO FACE . BYE AND TAKE CARE SIS.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL@All of you. Thank you all, I am glad that you liked it. Qalanjo
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| | Unrecorded Date Qalanjo,i heard this one before and it has alot of versions,anyway,thanks for taking time out to entertain us.keep it up.
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| | Unrecorded Date Ha dagdagina ee dhuuxa sheekada: A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..... Some things you just can't explain.
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| | Unrecorded Date I admire the fact That you are trying hard but to be honest your jokes are not funny at all, These guys above are just folling for your name 'Qalanjo" dont write anymore jokes and keep the space for the talented people. I have nothing against you hell I dont even know you But I just like telling the truth. No hard feeling
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| | Unrecorded Date To: the Prince Life is too short, make the most out of it and have fun. Ofcourse you are entitled to your opinion, and If you don't find the Joke funny then, that is Ok, but bear in mind this the JOKES Forum, and you said you gotta be talented to write a joke which is really funny, and I guess I got that quality already (the talent), this is according to the correspondence of the readers. And how do you know that The people above are falling for my name?????? Unless you are one of them... Ahaaa Got ya.... None Taken:::::
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| | Unrecorded Date llllllllllllllllllllll0000000000000000000000000llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu QALANJO U REALLY GOT HIM KEEP GETTING THEM DOWN SIS AND GOOD LUCK .
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| | Unrecorded Date Qalanjo what ever your name is that was a stupin one and why are you being so rude. What happened to your shayness. Go home and "FEAR ALLAH" coz what your talking is rude.
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| | Unrecorded Date Qalanjo, No, offense but your jokes are kinda nasty. It not funny at all.well, its only funny to sick people and i'm assuming that your sick.So,please tell other not so sick jokes. and Aslamu Alaykum!
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| | Unrecorded Date A fella came from the country side came to mombasa,he visited the beach and saw all the white dudes sunbathing, and he thought to himself that they were only showing off their swimming costumes. The fella went back to the city and bought seven underwears as colour full as can be, he thought to himself to show them that he can afford he went to the beach and changed in the toilet, he weared the most colourfull and he was carrying the rest of the underwear at home,he went to the beach and lied on the sand showing off his underwear took off his. After a while his stomach started aching and went to the toilet he took off the underwear when he finished he put on his frock,and went back to the beach he lied down on the beach he took off the frock slowly and was showing off like beforeb but this time everyone was looking at him and everygirl was saying look at his thing, and the guy reply in a good way saying i have six more at home and the girls were gigling and laughing after a while he looked down and he saw that he had no underwear on he ran to the toilet and saw the underwear in the toilet.
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| | Unrecorded Date hey i just stumbeled into your sight and boy are you funny. love the jokes. keep it up. and if you think that's disgusting you haven't been out in the real world. lates
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| | Unrecorded Date lol.. hi qalanjo, good one i give you all 10. i don't know how you made that up but you must have been on the beach too much.........lol
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| | Unrecorded Date SOMALIYEY WAADSALAMANTIHIIN WALALAYAAL WAXAAN GECLAAN LAHAA MANTA IN AD KAFIKIRTAAN WAJIBKA QOFKASTE OO SOMALIYED KU WAJIBAH SIDYNU WAX U GA QABANLAHAYN(DIBATADA DALKEENI SOMALIYED)AMA SIDA AINU WUXUUN UGAQABANLAHAIN IN AIYNU MANTA ISKUSHEGNO WEYI. AARIN XAAN KU DARSADO OO AH (KA FIKIR HORTA INTAANAD KAGAWABIN).
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| | Unrecorded Date I don't believe its a good idea to anwser to everyone so i would advice the people with the talent like Qalanjo to keep it up. Qalanjo I suppose you don't mind sharing your hilarious jokes with us. dabiici.
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear Qalanjo Sista keep up the good work, and don't let anyone get in to you like that guy call himself (prince) he just can't stand the fack that you are very talented. Anyways hope to see some of your joke's peace and love
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey it was very fun. Keep going!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date QALANJO, DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY UR VERY TALENTED!!!! AND TELL US MORE JOKES LOVE YA!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date There was alittle boy and he went into the bath his mother was in the bath and he said "dad what is that pointing to her thin (if you know what i mean)and his mother replyed "thats my garage son". then he went to his dad and asked the same question and his dad replyed"thats my ferrie son" later on that night they went to sleep, the little boy had a bad nightmare and slapt with his parents.The next mornning his mother woke up in hospital and she asked what happend and the little boy sad "well dad was putting his ferrie in the garage so i putted my MINNI in front (IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN).................... SEE YA HOPE YOU LIKED IT
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| | Unrecorded Date Waa sheeko ingiriis,iyagaa hooyooyinkood wasa
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| | Unrecorded Date TO AMIR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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| | Unrecorded Date from dowlada that was good joke go girllllllllllllllll
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| | Unrecorded Date sahra Ahdan: F&ck you bitch writing such boring none sence you should feel ashamed. You sick little boring 'Bleeb' sexy ceasor......you just plain sick.. the rest are very cool keep up the good work. Damn qalanyo, usually I don't laugh at jokes. But you just make me laugh. Feel Honoured. I mean that. You are very talented........yeah tha best.
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| | Saturday, June 24, 2000 - 10:09 am Yow: Qalanjo and those share with u the same dirty jokes. PPL who find funny these kind jokes are sick and so u are. Keep feeding them up cause u gonna all of u go to the hell, if u keep riding this bus that its final destination is to Jahanam. (hell) A messanger.
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| | Sunday, July 02, 2000 - 10:47 am People, I don't know why this nasty jokes are so fascinating to you guys. There are so many other ways you can make people laugh, without being nasty, offensive, sinful or even rude. I suppose the real talent of being a comedian is to be funny without crossing the boundaries. I know this isn't the religion forums, but it would be proper if I remind you that every thing you say, think and do is written down in your book of deeds, and by the way, judgment day is approaching faster than you think, just look around and you will see. Read the Eternal Ink joke above, it just might move your heart and remind you of where you are heading to after this temporary world. Peace.
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| | Friday, July 14, 2000 - 11:18 am well i realy enyojed qalanyo joke never lie to little gril and qoobeey a farmer men they were incredible i liked it so do my co-workers. keep up the good work we need samething to bright up the day once a while
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:35 pm that was orginal!!!!!!! the amount of times you hear that, and how can you claim thaT WAS YOUR JOKE QALANJO, you may have modified it a little but you did not make it up, and it is'nt that good after you have heard it a about a million times If you do care to entertain us please do it correctly and make sure it is something over 12 ppl can laugh at!!!!
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