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MURDER ---BY------- NUMBERS

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): MURDER ---BY------- NUMBERS
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TROUBLEGIRL

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A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says,"Who is this?"
"This is the maid."answered the woman
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummmm.....she is upstairs in the bedroom with a man I figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming.He says to the maid,"How would you like make £50.000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want U to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.

"What do I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uhh ermmmm is this 555-4821?"

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NeefoowKaniini

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.......Trouble girl ,,,,,eheheh its funny,,,ehe eheh eheheh Dont trouble the trouble girl til the trouble girl troubles u ,,,,,,,

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DACAR

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War xaaji NEEFOW dar ala ku dagoo feedha ha'is dilaacjin, oo ma'daacad baad moodaa waa iyadii ruuxeedi,waa taan beri dhawayd kaaga sheekeyn jidhayee....


DACAR-DACAR-DACAR-DACAR-

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TROUBLEGIRL

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NeefooowKaniini....

I TROUBLE ppl who are already troubled.......So I was wondering if ya fit in that category????

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NeefoowKaniini

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,,,,,,,,,,Immune,,,,,,

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Anonymous

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Wirdo's!

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Huda

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that was nice
for real you made me laugh
respect to the trouble girl.

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