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HOW TO COVER WHEN U FART

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): HOW TO COVER WHEN U FART
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THEMAN 45

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I HOPE YA'LL ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS MA FRIENDS HAD


A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night.
She was waiting for her date and wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
But, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she
accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the
place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady, which way was it
headed?"

LET ME KNOW WACH YA'LL THINK

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U.Sgirl

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This a good one lollllllll! I cracked a rib laughing.
keep it coming bro!

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IMAN

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THAT WAS CHEAP
AIN'T LAUGHTING

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Troubled..mind

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Ha ha, yeah good remark from the waiter.

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Sally

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very sad.....i'm disgusted!!..n' how the •••• do u crack a rib laffin' @ that??? da'••••? frickin' molies i swear!!!

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Anonymous

Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 12:05 pm
eew i didn't like it at all.
It ain't that funny either.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooory.
try something else.

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