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Unrecorded Date THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT THE WESTERN ''PIGEONS' SAY TO 'SCRUBS' WHEN HAVING CONVERSATIONS Great Female Comebacks... Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized ! Man: I know how to 'please a woman'. Woman: Then 'please' leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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Unrecorded Date Very Funny!
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Unrecorded Date HA HA LOVED IT!
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Unrecorded Date to be continued.. man=can we go F#CK? women= what? man=you know,me stick this in you. woman=sorry i don't use sticks. man=i mean this(penis). Woman=wow!what the hell is that? woman=running for her life.
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Unrecorded Date Qalanjo damn that waz funny... Keep da good work up Daddy_Cool: Hey Qalanjo can we contact, can I phone u? Qalanjo: Yes and no? what do u say Qalanjo? looooool I'm out Peace and Love
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Unrecorded Date Qalanjo How would a woman respond to this chat up line: 'Baby if your right leg was winter and your left leg was summer how about i come and visit u in the rainy season' Keep up the good work. Peace
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Unrecorded Date qalanjo, that was the most funniest thing i heard in months. girl keep up the good work. u is a tight joker. peace and love
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Unrecorded Date hey girls, we sure know how tell 'em don't we. love and peace. lates
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Unrecorded Date I HATE PIGEONS
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Unrecorded Date Qalanjo damn baby you so funny I luved that but you gatta show some luv to da brothas too caz you know we luv all ya
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Unrecorded Date To: Qalanjo Man that was so funny! Where did you get that from? Anyway keep up the good work!!! Ladies rule!!!!
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Unrecorded Date Anyone interested in good music? Who's your favorite and why? Keep the good stuff coming! and yes ladies rule!!!
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Unrecorded Date yes ladies rule!! i like good music my favorites are n'sync and DMX leave your email and we'll keep in contact
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Unrecorded Date Strange! I got an e-mail from a friend who asked me to read this joke! It is really fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unrecorded Date To Qalanjo man we can tell that you are true somalian woman caz that's how we respond to the mans we don't want to talk to I loved the Joked girl peace out
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Unrecorded Date To: Faiza Finally some one who's got good taste! I like r&b and pop. My favorite at the moment is with out a doubt: *NSYNC. With a page like this (and so many teens) i thought that there would be a music forums, for those who appriciate good music. Faiza you can e-mail me on: www.aliyaJackson.hotmail.com We'll chat there (insha alaah) Ps: To SOMALINET: Make a MUSIC FORUM. I'm sure people will appriciated! Keep up the good work and lot of love to my fiends in Holland in the U.k! And to Faiza: Hope to hear from you soon! See ya! Lady.
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Unrecorded Date To: Faiza I made a mistake my e-mail address is: www.aliyaJackson@hotmail.com Peace to all and music talk please!!
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Unrecorded Date To Faiza My e-mail address is dmx_the_ruff_ryder@hotmail.com Hope to hear from u soon Peace out Dat Djibotian nigga DMX
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Unrecorded Date yo qalanjo: i got enough recpect for all your other jokes, but ihope this one does't applieas to REAL nigaz. And one more thing to all the ladies who keep saying "ladys rules" since when. imean other than allah men rule this world. is being like that before and its going to be remain that way "SORRY NICE TRY THOUGH"
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Unrecorded Date my e-mail is.. Qalanjo5@hotmail.com.
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Unrecorded Date Qalanjo_qeybsami_weydey@hotmail.com <Qalanjo_qeybsami_weydey@hotmail.com> or this one here....
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Unrecorded Date I must say that was a really good thing That every one gets to post E-mails.Well hey i don't mind posting either mine is PrettyBoy_2die4@hotmail.com well hey i respect somali ladies very well. As long as i get respect..Peace and Great love..
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Unrecorded Date guys i think we respect each other, will be fine for all of us. thanks
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Unrecorded Date oh dat was nice baby come on cool me down tonight love and peace
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Unrecorded Date QALANJO OUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY TO ME AT ALL MAYBE TO OTHER. SHARMUTO WAA GU WASO AROT RASOO. NASO YAR, SIL WANN.
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Unrecorded Date I MUST SAY ONE THING TO ALL U SOMALIES OUT THERE, ALL YOUR JOKES ARE FUNNY BUT NOT THAT FUNNY.QALANJO HOW OLD ARE BY THE WAY? AND WHERE DO U LIVE? AND ARE A REAL SOMALI? SEND ME AN E-MAIL. MASE3000@HOTAMIL.COM
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Unrecorded Date The jokes are very funny. I loved them! And i hope u bring lot of other ones!
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Unrecorded Date Keep up the good work sis I liked them and ignore the haterz coz they just jealous of ur talent PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS We should get a music forums don't u think y'all SURFGAL LADIES AND CALIFORNIA RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unrecorded Date Whaz-up all yo somalia sistes and brothers?
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Unrecorded Date Whaz-up all yo somalia sistes and brothers?
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Unrecorded Date Whaz-up yo to sisters and brothes
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Unrecorded Date Somalia brothers why do u guys fight at somalia partys
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Unrecorded Date Queen-b please think before u just write cause u don't make sence at all.
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Unrecorded Date All yo somalia niggas stop this figting. We go to partys to have fun time not figt eachothers.U niggas need to help eachother out and stope this madeness.
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Unrecorded Date QUEEN B........ U NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING MOM. SEEMS LIKE U LIKES TO COMPLAIN BOUT' SOME'IN THAT AINT EVEN YOUR BUSINESS. PEACE
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Unrecorded Date Would somebody tell me who the f**k this Jack dude is? And what the hell is he doing in a Somali site anyway?
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Unrecorded Date YO GIRL YOU FUNNY KEEP THAT UP
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Unrecorded Date mr. saddiq i think u are not a scrub but i do think u are a pigeon. u always where your best friends high heels and her make up why don't u buy your own plus u talk about your hair its good that u don;t wear a weave but u always perm and color it thats why i am rating u the queen pigeon of somali net BY E2G
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Unrecorded Date FROM U.K INTELLIGENCE TO JACK THE RUDE MOTHER****ER WHATS YOUR PROBLEM, JUST BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT THE INTELLIGENCE TO TELL A FUNNY JOKE DONT MEAN YOU CAN DISS PEOPLE WHO HAVE. WHY YOU GOTTA CALL HER SHARMUTO, ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER, COME UP WITH A GOOD JOKE, AND WE WILL SEE IF WE CAN CALL YOU A KHANIIS. P.S HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE HAS SMALL TITS AND A BIIIIG SIL. OHH ITS ALL CLEAR TO ME NOW, I CAN TELL THAT YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN, SMALL DICK, SMALL PERSONALITY AND A HUUUGE EGO!!!!!!!!!U BUM LICKING DIRTY SHEEP SHAGGING JACK.
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Unrecorded Date To U.K readers lol... you sure showed him to think twoice before writing the he wrote!!!! To Qalanjo girl that was funny keep up the good work!!! And to the brothers who read this it's just a joke don't get mad now we still "LOVE" u guyz!!!!lol take care ya'll peace & love to all my somali brothaz and sistaz P.S. if anyone has really great jokes plz send it to me at togetherforeva@hotmail.com
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Unrecorded Date MESSAGE ALERT TO ALL U QUEEN-B AND DMX WANNABE!! TO ALL U.S BIMBO'S, WHO BE TRYING TO ACT COOL. THIS IS U.K INTELLIGENCE JUST TRYING TO GIVE U SOME TIPS ON HOW 2 MAKE SENSE & HOW 2 KEEP IT REAL. WORD DOWN HERE IS THAT GIRLS IN THE U.S ARE CLUELESS ABOUT LIFE IN GENERAL. TO ALL U RUFF RIDER WANNABE'S, LETS GIVE U SOME IDEAS ON HOWSTUPID AND REDICILOUS U SOUND FROM A WOMENS POINT OF VIEW I.E TRYING TO BE SOMEONE UR NOT AND UR NEVER GONNA BE LIKE. PLEASE STOP EMBARASSING UR SELF AND THE REST OF US. HERE IS A TIP 4 YA JUST TRY TO BE UR SELF AND KEEP IT REAL.
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Unrecorded Date YO S TA GIRL COME SHEEKO BAAN KUHAYAAYE KALAY AAN KU RAP GARAREEYE; MET THIS GIRL CALLED LAYLA THINK SHE WAS FROM HARGAISA SAID I GIVE YOU TWO OPTION WE CAN EITHER GO ON AND ON AND ON SHE SAID SORRY WALAL BUT IAM LESBIAN FOR REAL@
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Unrecorded Date hi brothers and sisters hope ur all ok.
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Unrecorded Date To UK Reader Nigga please, do u honestly think that i'm gonna take advice from a farah like u on how i should act. If i've just confused your tiny one celled feeble brain, let me explain what type of a person a farah is. A farah is dumb ass soamli guy who came to the west in order to have a better life, either by studying or by getting a job but instead sat on his ass and chewed gaad all day long, if anyone is embarassing themselves and somalies in general it's a farahs like yourself.So please my somali brother quit playa hating get off your black ass and get a job or go and get yourself some education don't u know that knowledge is the key to all our problems. Peace out Dat Djiboutian nigga DMX
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Unrecorded Date listen to all u loads this was somalian joke webpage why y'all dissing each other if u wanna do that design a web by selves and call each other names there By the way the jokes in here were ALL FUNNY so all y'all playa haterz get a life U.K intellegence if u r so intellegent why u acting like u r stupid then and calling people names man that iz for the dumb ass motherfuckerz who don't know anything from nothing anybody taken offence for my cussing sorry
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Unrecorded Date listen to all u loads this was somalian joke webpage why y'all dissing each other if u wanna do that design a web by selves and call each other names there By the way the jokes in here were ALL FUNNY so all y'all playa haterz get a life U.K intellegence if u r so intellegent why u acting like u r stupid then and calling people names man that iz for the dumb ass motherfuckerz who don't know anything from nothing Hi LaYLa aka BaShful aka oops....i did it again How u doing BabyG when r we going to have time to chat to each other anybody taken offence for my cussing sorry
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Unrecorded Date to Dmx nigger your mum and how is you sister by the waylet get to business if you want weed am your man 3 gram for £10 the normal prices and it's a friend of the U.K Intelligence and word is that you couldn't lift your own dick nigger please tell me that its not true the word is that U.K Intelligence are not boys or men they seven pretty ladies. and you mum say hello to your sister for me sorry price has gone up that the weed not you sister.
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Unrecorded Date I must say you are a funny Pidgeon.....Nice work. comment from a Man, not a scrub.
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Unrecorded Date THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY, BUT COME ON LADIES A LITTLE MORE LOVE TO OUR NIGGAS, THEY MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND. SIKE . NIGGAS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS YOU GUYS HAVE TO ADMIT THE WAS FLY NO MATTER HOW HARD-CORE YOU ARE. I WANNA SEE MORE OF THESE KEEP UP DA JOKES BABY.
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Monday, June 19, 2000 - 05:38 am I JUST WANT TO SAY YOUR JOKES RFUNNY 4 REAL IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FUNNNNNNNNY JOKES SAND THEM TO ME ON DANWO4U@YAHOO.COM AND WHO KNOWS I MIGHT SAND YOU SOME TOOO PS I LIKE DIRTY ONES TO LUV YA HANNY
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Friday, July 14, 2000 - 08:26 pm YO QALANJO KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB SISTA CAUSE THAT WAS THE BOMB YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN I MEAN I CANT STAND MEN CANT LIVE WITH THEM CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM WELL ANYWAY LOVE IS THE NAME FOCK IS THE GAME FORGET THE NAME PLAY THE GAME BYE QALANJO AND ALL OF YOU READING THIS PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:02 pm Men, you may have been frighttned by the above text but fear not your saviour, your knight in shining armour has come to save you. Here are 15 codes which will not fail you in your attempt to meet a girl. All right first of all for all you novices out there here is your introduction to the Wolfpack. I and Several guys who like to get with and "work chicks" originally organized the Wolfpack back in 1996. The Wolfpack will stop at nothing to get with a girl. So if you are scared of a little competition then you should go to www.sensitivesweater.com Step One: Before “chicks” arrive loosen up, how you do that is not stricted Step Two: Dress yourself appropriately. You might want to do this before step one but hey variety is the spice of life. Step Three: Position yourself in the right location. Whether it is at a bar or at a private party, anywhere close to points of traffic are the best. A doorway, ladies' room or even source of alcohol are good places to start. Step Four: Identify hot chicks Step Five: Don't forget to continue loosening up however you may do that. Step Six: Offer aforementioned chicks a drink. It can be beer, wine coolers, even coke, it doesn't matter. Step Seven: Try to act like a gentlemen, be polite and lie, lie, lie like you've never lied before. Step Eight: Now that you have established yourself as a "ladies man" at the party it is time for your trademark: Wolfpack advance. This entails identifying and moving in on girls that seem to be interested in other guys. There are several procedures for making this move. Dancing or better yet, grinding you way in is probably your best bet. Whatever you do, you must succeed in thwarting your opponents every move. Or if you can't dance, which is a prerequisite to being in the Wolfpack, offer a walk to a quieter place where you can show off your feminine side, this may not work as well but beggars can’t be choosers Step Nine: Tell her she's special, that you care and all that other bullshit Step Ten: Repeat this process with every hot chick in the room Step Eleven: It is now Time to choose. Sometimes it is better to go with morally casual behaviours over pure looks. Within reason. Step Twelve: Bring chick to an isolated area, but not your room.... yet. Secluded hallways, or even restaurant bathrooms can work well. Get some personal information, show interest and keep the bullshit flowing like the you've been drinking. Note: You are still loosening up at this point. Step Thirteen: It's now time for "The Move". While this is a very complicated measure we here at the Wolfpack centre if you send us the stats will give you the short version. Determine the location of the night's continuing events. If it's early (before 2:30) it has to be her place. This gives them a level of comfort that will ultimately speed the process along. After 2:30, she wants it and will go anywhere and do just about anything. If it is her place, never invite yourself in. During the inevitable goodnight kiss (which will happen because you are in the Wolfpack and chicks dig you). Work your magic and repeat step #9. We cannot reveal what the "magic" is (for legal reasons), but it has everything to do with getting the chick really horny. Step Fourteen: Seal the deal. Enjoy a night of passion, be cordial the next morning. Step Fifteen: Defensive manoeuvres. When you girlfriend asks what you did last night do the following three things: Lie, deny, and make counter accusations. I don’t see why this practise conducted with careful precision grace not work. If it doesn’t by any chance YOU ARE A FREAK OF NATURE and hereby stripped of your Wolfpack titles. If you have any queries about the above text (by femininist no doubt, please voice your arguments and send me an e mail at flameboykosh@hotmail.com
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Unrecorded Date sorry babe but we are one step ahead of the game, you can bring that to the states perferably Atlanta Georgia and you will be disappointed, I've been in the game too long, dealt with sorry ass men too long. I have familiarized myself with the nonsense and I can tell you your every move before you even think of it and through it all I have never even came close to being "laid" good luck it sounds like you have actually took time to think this thing through. Anyways MORE POWER TO SOMALI SISTERS" don't let the cheif deceiver deceive you!
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Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:56 am WUZ UP QALANJO LISTEN BRO I HEARD EXACTLY DA SAME STUFF ON RADIO 1 BY RICHARD BLACKWOOD. IS THAT WERE U GOT IT FROM COS IF U DID U SHOULDNT BE TAKIN ALL THE CREDIT. SORRY TO LET THE PEOPLE KNOW BUT I THINK ITS MY DUTY. DONT WORRY LIFE STILL GOES ON EVEN THOUGH U GOT LOADS OF PEOPLE THAT SEEM INTERESTED IN U BUT THEY ONLY WANT U FOR YOUR JOKES. NOTHIN PERSONAL. PEACE OUT BRO
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