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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): MEN ARE LIKE...............
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Anonymous

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YO PPL WUZZZZZZZ UP HOW YA ALL DOING. ANYWAYS I HAVE SOME JOKES ON MEN AND LADIES IF U FEEL ME U CAN HOLLER AT ME. NOW THIS JOKES DOES NOT TELL THE HOLE TRUTH ABOUT MEN BUT SOME IF IT IS, AND THE REASON FOR THAT IS THIS JOKE IS ONLY FOR THOSE MEN THAT FOLLOW THIS LIST U HEARD . HEHE SO TO ALL MY SISTERS THIS IS WHY OUR RELAIONSHIPS FALL ALRIGHT.
MEN ARE LIKE...... COFFEE THE BEST ONES ARE RICH, WARM, FULL-BLOODED, AND CAN KEEP U UP ALL NIGHT LONG.
MEN ARE LIKE.....COMMERICALS YOU CAN'T BELEIVE A WORD THEY SAY.
MEN ARE LIKE.....COMPUTERS HARD TO FIGURE OUT AND NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MEMORY.
MEN ARE LIKE.....USED CARS BOTH ARE EASY-TO-GET,CHEAP, AND UNRELIABLE.
MEN ARE LIKE.....HIGH HEELS THEY'RE EASY TO WALK ON ONES U GET THE HANG OF IT.
MEN ARE LIKE....CEMENT AFTER GETTING LAID, THEY TAKE LONG TIME TO GET HARD.
MEN ARE LIKE.......CHOCOLATE BARS SWEET,SMOOTH,AND THEY USUALLY HEAD RIGHT FOR THE HIPS.
MEN ARE LIKE....MASCARA THEY YSUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF EMOTION.
MEN ARE LIKE...PARKING SPOTS THE GOOD ONES ARE ALREADY TAKEN AND THE ONES THAT ARE LEFT ARE HANDICAPPED OR EXTREMELY SMALL.

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Nasir

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Check this out!

Men are like.....Snow storms,
you never know when he`s comming,how many inches you`ll get or how long he will last.

Men are like.....Mini skirts,
if you`re not carefull,they`ll creep up your legs.

Men are like.....Vacations,
they never seem to be long enough.

this goes for the ladies..

Women are like....Bananas,
the older they get,the less firm they are.

Women are like....Questions,
you ask them something,they`ll answer it with a question.

Women are like....Coolers,
load them with juice,and carry them anywhere with you.

that`s it for now....

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RoDa

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HEY NASIR THAT WAS FUNNY JOKE U MAKE ANYWAYS I THOUGHT U SHOULD KNOW THAT I LAUGHED AND THEN CRYED.HEHE

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