Waryaa | Unrecorded Date Salama.... The following quotation is reputed to be the transcript of an actual courtroom cross-examination of a doctor on the witness stand by a prosecuting attorney. Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possibly that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Doctor: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure?" Doctor: "Because his brain was 'sitting' on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But, could the patient have still being alive nevertheless?" Doctor: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere." If you don't 'fathom,' no non-sense offense, please. Quite Peace!! |
somebody | Unrecorded Date looool.......could have been alive and paracticing law loooooooool thats funny i heard many lawyer jokes but this one tops it all . |
gabar Dadoow | Unrecorded Date not particularly funny! nice diolog though u could be a writer! |
ali g | Unrecorded Date wooo haaa thats what you call homour |
FREESTYLER | Friday, July 07, 2000 - 03:44 am well frankly to be honest it wasn't short and sweet, nor worth the long wait and rather bland. something I certainly wouldn't classify as a joke! So perhaps look in the dictionary for the actual definition!!!!!!!!! from a concerned sister CIAO FREESTYLER |
Waryaa | Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 11:08 am Salama... When a word makes someone to be funny, the other person makes him/her to scowl--live it up, that is how the world lives itself. Yes, Polorise, we always end up to split in our capable understandings--and that is how we live. Hence, I am not here to say that it was not anecdote satire. Repeatedly: "If you don't 'fathom,' no non-sense offense, please." I said this at the end of the story, and yet you did not fathom it still. Amazing. Quite Peace!! P.S: It was not my made-up 'story.' |