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A Moron Doctor and a Nutty Lawyer!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): A Moron Doctor and a Nutty Lawyer!!
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Waryaa

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Salama....

The following quotation is reputed to be the transcript of an actual courtroom cross-examination of a doctor on the witness stand by a prosecuting attorney.

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Doctor: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Doctor: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Doctor: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possibly that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Doctor: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure?"

Doctor: "Because his brain was 'sitting' on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But, could the patient have still being alive nevertheless?"

Doctor: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere."

If you don't 'fathom,' no non-sense offense, please.

Quite Peace!!

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somebody

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looool.......could have been alive and paracticing law loooooooool thats funny i heard many lawyer jokes but this one tops it all .

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gabar Dadoow

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not particularly funny!
nice diolog though u could be a writer!

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ali g

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wooo haaa thats what you call homour

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FREESTYLER

Friday, July 07, 2000 - 03:44 am
well frankly to be honest it wasn't short and sweet, nor worth the long wait and rather bland. something I certainly wouldn't classify as a joke! So perhaps look in the dictionary for the actual definition!!!!!!!!!
from a concerned sister
CIAO

FREESTYLER

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Waryaa

Sunday, August 13, 2000 - 11:08 am
Salama...

When a word makes someone to be funny, the other person makes him/her to scowl--live it up, that is how the world lives itself.

Yes, Polorise, we always end up to split in our capable understandings--and that is how we live.

Hence, I am not here to say that it was not anecdote satire.

Repeatedly:

"If you don't 'fathom,' no non-sense offense, please."

I said this at the end of the story, and yet you did not fathom it still. Amazing.

Quite Peace!!

P.S: It was not my made-up 'story.'

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