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moslem

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Looking 4 something to amaze you right? Well i got something for you:

Of 1000 people 999 will enter hell on Judgementday

The angel of death is always following watching the time to take your life, maybe even right now

Each second, min, hour, day, week, month, year, you are being watched, and every thing u say, u c, u think is wrote, u have no secrets at all

you thought noone saw u , or is seeing u, right?

Most of the signs of the judgementday have all ready happening and are happening now as we speak

Or this doesn't bother you.... nothing will happen to you..... give us proof then

Hell is a peace of cake right? Alright prove it!
can u boil cooking oil and drink it, wear cement burning...cos if u can't what makes u think u will then

Our sun is billions and billions of grades hot, what about Hell then... your little helpless body of flesh roasting there ...day and night,.. hour after hour ,.. minute after minute, ..centuries after centuries, ..forever

Think you slave of GOD, before it's too late
Choose Islam for your sake, for GOD, gave u intelligence, eyes, ears, brain to use them

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Anonymous

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jazak'allahu khairan,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,may allah grant u jannah

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Anonymous

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asalaama aleykum
aad baad ugu mahadsantahay waa wax wanaaagsan in markastaa leys baaraarujiyo aaqiro iyo naarta na sugeysa. ilaah baana mahada leh ee muslimka inaga dhigey, balse waxaad u eg tahay qof yara xanaaqsan maxaad la xanaaqsan tahay?

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aSomalisistaintrouble

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hallo all
i hope u can help me. Even tho this is a jokes page, what u wrote is serious and i do need some serious help.
You see am a somali sista, i should know all these things especially since its our religion and all that but i dont simply, i was taught when i was younger but i grew up in this mad-westerned world and lost my way through the mad croweds.
Every weekend i go out partying, drinking,smoking, showing my ass u name it am doing it, i feel like its time for me to give this bad habits up but i dont know where or how to start every hour of the day am thinking it it could be too late may be i'll drop dead b4 i have done anything to retrace my footprints.
Can u help me?
peac and love

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AMAL.OMAR

Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 09:44 am
IM A SOMALIAN GIRL, YOUNG AND BEAUITFUL AND SMART, I READ WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT'S KILLING ME, BECAUSE EVERY WEEKEND I GO OUT TO PARTY, INSTED OF CHILLIN WITH THE FAMILY AND HELPING THEM OUT, I SPEND 80% OF THE MONEY I MAKE AT WORK ON MYSELF, THE REST 4 THE FAMILY, WHEN I GO OUT I HAVE TO DRINK AND SMOKE WEED AND CIGERETTES. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND WHEN EVER WE CHILL, AND WERE ALONE WE HAVE SEX, WE EVEN HAD ANAL SEX. HE'S NOT THE FIRST GUY I HAVE SLEPT WITH HE'S MY 6TH. I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A JAMICIAN GUY, WHEN I WAS 14. I LIE TO MY PARENTS ALOT AND I STEAL SOMETIMES EVEN THOUGH I WORK. IS IT TOO LATE FOR ME??? WILL I BURN IN HELL??? IM 22 YEARS OLD NOW I KNOW I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. BESIDES ALL MY FAULTS IM A GOOD PERSON INSIDE I JUST •••• UP ALOT. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME. GIVE ME SOME ADVICE BROTHA'S AND SISTAS.

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Mahmoud

Sunday, July 02, 2000 - 07:18 pm
Dear Girls,
It is good that you know that you are doing wrong. But you can still repent. If you would die today, you will burn in the hellfire, so please ask forgiveness and help from Allah (ST).
Allah is merciful and compassionate. He forgives the most sinfuls, so please be quick.
Go to your local mosque, ask help from muslim friends, start studying Islam, Haddith and Quran.
Make many Istiqfars and chant the name of the creator Allah whenever you can.
Your life in this world may be 80 years, nut when you die, you will live thousands of years in hellfire or in paradise. It is for you to choose now.
Don forget that you must pray 5 times a day.

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Kayow

Monday, July 03, 2000 - 05:56 pm
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMALI GIRLS HAVE TO GO AND DATE JAMAICAN, YOU THINK THAT IF YOU DATE JAMAICANS YOU ARE COOL BUT YOU ARE NOT GIRL. THIS GIRLS IS NASTY YOU GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS LOOL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,, AND THE FUNNY THINK THE PERSON YOU GONNA MARRY IS FROM SOMALI NO DOUBT AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

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Faiza

Monday, July 10, 2000 - 07:36 am
to the couple of girls in trouble, i am a somalian girl, pretty, intellingent and happy, i don't go to parties or date jamaican guys. first go to a mosque or someone you trust, then read qur'an , change your friends and wear hijab. it seems like too much but you'll see the reward someday. good luck be happy and remember, ALLAH love YOU. He hasn't forgotten you so don't forget HIM.

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