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A blonde Joke

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): A blonde Joke
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Honey

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A bonlde woman went the hospital with a cut finger. When the doctor saw her he asked what happend to your finger, she replied I tried to commit suicide the puzzled doctor said how. The blonde said well you see I had a gun and I but it to my chest then I thought oh no I can't do that I paid £5,ooo to get them enhanced, then I but it to my mouth and I thought I paid £1,000 to get my teeth done. So I but the gun on my ear then I thought that will make too much noise. So I but the gun in my finger and fired it but it didn't work cause I'm still alive.

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Iman

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that was stupid
man don't u got better jocks

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Honey

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first of all learn how to spell then you can call my jokes stupid?Yes I know better jokes lets see you have a go Iman or whatever your name is?

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LaYlA

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lol@honey>>>>>

That was a good one, both the joke and the insult.

L8r

LaYlA

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afgooye

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Honey you must be blonde Right!!!!!

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Da-East_London-Ting

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 07:04 am
What are talking Honey?

You cant spell yourself!

You said

"then I but it to my mouth and I thought I paid £1,000 to get my teeth done."

This is how it is written

Then I putted

And NOT

Then I but it

Otherwise ur jike is funny, dont watch what any1 says.

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public

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 07:28 am
hahaha gax gax gax you silly honey that wasn't funny at all I fell ya the first joke right huh ?

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PURE

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 04:47 pm
LISTEN HONEY YOUR JOKE WAS FUNNY, I LIKED IT, TO the so-called Da-East London-Ting, SPELLING MISTAKES ARE ALWAYS DONE IN THESE PAGES, BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T SPELL YOURSELF, I THINK THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO CORRECT " THEN I PUT THE GUN TO MY MOUTH THEN......ETC. NOT PUTTED.

KNOW DISRESPECT SEEING THAT I AM FROM EAST LONDON MYSELF.

LATER..

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