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A White man, A Mexican man, and a Black man.

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): A White man, A Mexican man, and a Black man.
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Khalid

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> > >>>> > > A White man, Black man, and a Mexican man
> > >
> > >>>> > > went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies.
>
> > >
> > >>>> > > While walking around the course the White man's wife caught
> > >
> > >>>> > > her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt was
> > >
> > >>>> > > over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any
> > >
> > >>>> > > panties! The White man angrily demanded to know why she wasn't
> > >
> > >>>> > > wearing any underwear.
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > "Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little money
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> > >>>> > > that I have to make sacrifices. Usually no one notices."
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> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > The White man pulls $100 out of his pocket.
> > >
> > >>>> > > Here, go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some
> > >
> > >>>> > > underwear."
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > Two holes further along the Mexican man's wife caught her foot
> > >
> > >>>> > > on a molehill, tripped and fell. Her skirt was up over her head
>
> > >
> > >>>> > > revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either! The
> Mexican
> > >
> > >>>> > > man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she isn't wearing
> > >
> > >>>> > > underwear.
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > "Well honey," she explained, "you give me so little money
> > >
> > >>>> > > I cannot afford to buy underwear."
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > The Mexican man pulls $20 out of his pocket.
> > >
> > >>>> > > "Here, go to Walmart and buy some underwear."
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > Three holes further on, the Black man's wife
> > >
> > >>>> > > caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped and landed with her
>
> > >
> > >>>> > > skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any
> > >
> > >>>> > > panties. Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as
> > >
> > >>>> > > the others.
> > >
> > >>>> > >
> > >
> > >>>> > > The Black man put his hand into his pocket and said,
> > >
> > >>>> > > "Here's a comb. The least you can do is keep it neat."
> > >

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Anonymous

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so are you saying...black man are broken..huh? no money?..nothing? or what is the whole point of this agian. peace out.

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Anonymous

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THAT WAS DOPE. I'VE SEEN MY SHARE OF BLACK PUSSY AND IT'S TRUE THAT SH@! IS MESSY AND ALL OVER THE PLACE. THAT WAS A HOT JOKE.

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Anonymous

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that cracked me up! I'll pass the sight on to friends.
peace

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Anonymous

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THA WAS BULL
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
IT SAYS MORE ABOUT THE MAN THEN THE WOMAN
I DONT THINK YOUR REALISING THAT

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IDHEL

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Khalid
hey hey it was canna funny, but when u think about it u are dissing your people black.

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Leila

Tuesday, July 04, 2000 - 07:22 am
Khalid
lol...that was a hilarious joke, even though i heard it b4. But it always cracks me up!

...And ppl
Take it easy, it's only a JOKE!!!

laterz

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