     Xanaan | Unrecorded Date
The Manager
Y.M.C.A Hotel
LONON
Roma 28sept. 1981
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Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at jour hotella.
I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga christian man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see there is no •••• in my bed - how can I sleep with no •••• in my bed? So I calla down receptione
and telle: "I wanta ••••"
They tella me: " Go to toilet" I say: No, no I wanta •••• in my bed". They say:
" You'd better not •••• in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch". What is sonna-wa-bitch?
I go down for breakfast into restronte. I order bacon and egga and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella
waitress, and point at toast:
" I wanta piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet:. I say: "No, no I wanta piss on my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody wella
not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch".
This is secon person who do not even know me calla me "sonna-wa-bitch", and why is your staff replying "Go to toilet", is that
a modern tella?
I do no understand, please tella me!
Later I go for dinner in your restronte. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanta fock:. And she tella
me: "Sure everyone wanta fock". I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me, I wanta fock on the table". She tella me: "So
you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!" How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such
bad manner?
So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotel no more.
When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on you". I say: "Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch.
I now go back to Italy". Directore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you sonna-wa-bitch.
Sincerely
Dicci Elgre |
