abdifatah | Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 08:40 am Dogs in bars, always good A Doberman, a collie and a Chihuahua were sitting at a bar A poodle comes up to the bar and says: whoever can use liver and cheese in a sentence I will marry! The Doberman thinking he had a chance he says: I LIKE liver and cheese!! The poodle was not impressed. Oh please said the poodle you have to be able to do better than that!! The collie also thinking he had a chance, says: I HATE liver and Cheese!! The poodle sighed and said: That was original! So the smart-ass chinaware pipes up I can beat both of those sentences. The poodle says: O.k. give it your best shot. So the chinaware says: Liver alone Cheese mine (leave her alone she is mine) |