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THIS IS FOR ALL MY SISTA'S FROM TORONTO. DO YOU KNOW WHY??????????????????????????????????

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): THIS IS FOR ALL MY SISTA'S FROM TORONTO. DO YOU KNOW WHY??????????????????????????????????
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SWEETGIRL

Saturday, June 24, 2000 - 02:39 pm
OK SISTA'S WHY IS THAT WHEN YOU'R DATING A SOMALI GUY IN TORONTO, THE ONLY THING HE DOES FOR YOU IS DRIVE YOU AROUND, MOVIE AND DINNER, AND WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH ONE, YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR GOING OUT WITH ALL THE HOMIES?? WHY DO ALL SOMALI PARTIES IN TORONTO CONSIST OF ALL THE SAME PEOPLE EVRYTIME?
WHY DO ALL OUR BROTHER'S IN TORONTO HANG OUT AT
"BENADIR"? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS LIKE 9 BROTHA'S IN A 4 PEOPLE CAR? WHY DO THEY USE EACH OTHER'S ID'S
WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHO YOUR DATING BEFORE IT'S EVEN OFFICIAL?? THIS IS FOR ALL MY SISTA'S FROM TORONTO. HIT ME BACK IF YOU NOTICE THESE THINGS

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BROTHER

Sunday, June 25, 2000 - 10:24 am
SWEETGIRL GOOD WORK

WHY IS IT GIRLS WANT A DELIVERY BOY? WHY IS IT THEY DON'T REALISE BEING A GOLDDIGER IS MEANINGLESS. WHY DON'T THEY KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW AND GIVE THE PHONE TO THE REST OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. WHY IS IT WHEN YOU CALL IT IS ANOTHER GIRLS CELL OR PAGER? WHY DO THEY SHARE THESE THINGS, WHY DO YOU SEE THE SAME GIRLS AT THE PARTIES? WHY IS IT WHEN YOU TRY AND TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ( MOST SOMALI GIRLS ARE CUTE) THE UGLY ONE OF THE GROUP MAKES IT DIFFICULT?

DID YOU ALL NOTICE THIS TOO?

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BROTHER

Sunday, June 25, 2000 - 10:25 am
I MEANT TO SAY WHY DON'T THEY KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW. WHY DO THEY GIVE THE PHONE TO THE REST OF HER GIRLFRIENDS?

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MRMAGOO

Wednesday, July 05, 2000 - 05:41 am
YO BROTHER I FEEL YOU MAN

I AM NOT FROM CANADA BUT ITS HAPPENED TO ME TOO CUS IAM IN LONDON RIGHT AND EVERY , WEDDING CONCERT OR CLUB, I GO TO I SEE THA SAME SOMALIAN SISTERS EXCEPT WITH DIFFERENT DELIVERY BOYS. MINICABS FARAXS CALLED WHAT YOU LIKE,
BUT I DONT FEEL SORY FOR THIS GIRLS I FEEL FOR THA BOYS MAN CUS THEY THINKING THIS GIRL IS THA BEST BUT WE ALL KNOW HER ENY WAY ITS THA SAME ACROSS THA WORLD,

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AMAL#1

Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 01:36 pm
YOU GUYS REALLY WANNA KNOW ?? WHY SOME GIRLS HAVE AND USE SOME MEN JUST FOR DELEVIERY. OK HERE IT GOES SOME SOMALI MEN DON'T KNOW HOW TO MACK A GIRL OR CHOP A GIRL FOR HER PHONE NUMBER. AS SOON AS THEY COME TO APPROCH YOU THE FIRST THING THEY SAY IS "I HAVE A CAR" AND THAN THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY CAN GET ANY CAR YOU LIKE, AND THEY HAVE CONNECTIONS AND WHAT NOT. THAN THEY GO ON TO SAY THAT IF YOU EVER NEED A RIDE TO GO ANYWHERE THAT THEY WILL DRIVE YOU, TO A PARTY, CLUB, MALL, WHATEVER. THEY ADVERTISE THE FACT THAT THEY WANT TO BE A DELIVERY. THEY GIVE YOU THEIR PHONE NUMBER AND TELL YOU ALL THAT •••• SO OF COURSE THE GIRL IS NOT GONNA LOOK AT HIM AS A POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND OR WHAT EVER SHE'S GONNA DO WHAT THE MAN SAID AND CALL HIM WHEN EVER SHE NEED'S A RIDE AND HE'S HAPPY WITH THAT BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS GONNA HAVE FINE ASS LOOKING GIRLS IN HIS RIDE, HE EVEN AFTER A WHILE TELLS YOU TO BRING YOUR FRIENDS AND ENDS UP TAKING THE WHOLE CREW TO "COFFEE TIME" TO GET COFFEE, AND HE DROPS THEM ALL OFF WHERE THEY WANNA GO. SOME MEN ENJOY IT BECAUSE THEY FEEL GOOD THAT THIS GIRL IS GIVING HIM ALL THIS ATTENTION AND MAYBE SOME DAY HE CAN TRY TO GET WITH HER. THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, GIRLS WON'T TRY TO USE A MAN THAT THEY REALLY ARE INTRESTED IN FOR A DELIVERY IT'S THE ONE'S WHO LIKE THAT LINE OF WORK, AND HEY IF SHE CAN GET THAT MORE POWER TO HER CAUSE SHE'S SIMPLY GOING PLACES AND THE MAN HIS JUST SPENDING MONEY ON GAS AND WHAT NOT.
YA DIG NOW???????????????

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Atl-man

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 04:58 pm
moved 4 T.O 2 Atl

Girls from Toronto are Scrups they don't work, they have no car and they do nothing. The man who delivers are stupid , If you not getting that ass then tell her back the •••• up bitch i ain't no delivery. And every party in Toronto you see the same Hood rat girl and the funny think they outside in the cold looking 4 ride after party.
what ya'll ugly girls need 2 do is get off welfare and buy your self a car, do favor 4 the deliver man. No offence 4 the hard working sister's. peace ya'll

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U.C.L.A

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 04:19 pm
Amal your absalutly right sis i'm still loughing couse you said the fact. we have the same pple in here south west u.s.a but we're very little.
But i'm differen't i never get time to see somali girls eccept my sisters we're very little in los angels and i don't go to sandiego but we get here a milions of arabs which reblace somalian position so we're still save.

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