     TOXIC | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 09:45 pm
Just decided to drop this piece and share with ya all since we all have this problems.........
Actual answering machine answers recorded by the famous international Answering Machine Institute in here where I'm..........actually right in my desk ! well, you figure that out.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. Hi. This is Faarah. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are calling from Africa, I'm broke. if you're my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
3. Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
4. Hello. I am Faarah's answering machine. What are you?
5.(From a Japanese man in Toronto:) He-ro! This is Sato. If you reave message, I call you soon. If you reave sexy message, I call sooner!
6. . Hi! Faarah's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with these magnets.
7. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their Masjid and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me leave your name and number and they will get back to you. ,
8.Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
9. Hi, this is Cige. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
10. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. , Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
11.Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
12. Hello, you've reached Abdi and Abdiyo. Wecan't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Abdiyo likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ...real slowly.
Bet you all will better record your answering machines by being right to the point next time you try to record your answering machines.
Be clear and right to the point !
Hope you'll like this, |
| diging IT | Thursday, July 20, 2000 - 04:27 pm
GOOD STUFF SON, SPECIALY #2 AND THE ONE ABOUT THE JAPAN DUDE. |
| LAMIA | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 06:01 pm
loooooooooooooooooooool. that was very funny i'll use it sometimes. |
| Ahmed Yussef | Friday, August 11, 2000 - 03:33 pm
Assalaam u alaikum
Maaaaan, bro. you got skills. I like number 2 too |
| muna | Friday, August 18, 2000 - 02:09 pm
•••• that was the bom.
specialy #10. |
| Anonymous | Friday, August 18, 2000 - 07:53 pm
WAW YOU LOOK AT NUMBER 7 8 11KEEP UP MAN |
| faarah | Friday, August 18, 2000 - 09:24 pm
This is very funny, Ilike it!!!!!!!
Specialy#12 and #5 |
| swtgurl | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 10:50 pm
llllllllooooooooolllllllllllllll....this some good stuff..brotha u got it...keep up the good work....
peace out |
| uk girls | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 02:11 pm
very funny my friend i like all of them, good stuff keep them coming.
peace out
london girlz |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:52 am
that was good man |
| yalaxoow | Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 07:16 pm
avery body named a number he or she likes
but ilike all of it you forgert one that is
machinkan aad kuhadlee markaan maqnahay anigaana kula soo hadlidoona hadadan lacagdoon aheys
thanks mr yalaxoow |
