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Somali jokes for Somali people

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): Somali jokes for Somali people
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Anonymous

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 02:28 pm
For all those somali's out there here is a joke or story for you...

This somali woman worked at a hotel till night then came home to her family. She was so tired that when she went to work she would fall asleep on her desk. Then when the phone would ring and she would wake up and yell what on the phone to her customers.One day her boss caught her sleeping he told her your fired. When she came home that night she told her family she quit her job. The story she told behind it was her supervisor harrassed her so she quit her supervisor was a 62 yr old woman who didn't know how to use a computer so she felt threatened by the woman who quit because she was a computer genius.So the supervisor would make her days a living hell.So she would quit. Her family said you got fired didn't you the woman said yeah i did the family said just get a new job tomorrow.Funny wasn't it if it wasn't don't respond to it.

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Hana

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 07:35 am
Hello

Hey! is this a joke or some kind sad story,,lol,, Man no disrespect or anythin but what u just wrote wasn't funny at all ,,,,u wanna know what happen to me ,,,,i read 5 times to get the joke that's how much lame it was this joke ,,,,,It suppose to be funny and joke ,,,lol,,,c'on,so nice try ,,,,,keep up next time u will do better,,,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,lol,,,,,don't get offended i hope u can take joke,,,,,,Peace Out,,,,

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Speed

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 10:51 pm
This was not fucking funny at all. Learn how to write funny jokes bro..u just wasted my time

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anonymous

Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 11:39 pm
that was story not even a good one....far from funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!get it man

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Kaftan

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:51 am
uuuuuuuu I was laughing so hard huhuhuhuh not really please I'll be nice this time get real and get life that is not for the somalians that is for slow people like you so bated who ever you are

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crazychick

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:47 pm
hey guys why don't you all give the guy a break
i guess it's his first time to tell a joke..lol
next time better bro...
peace

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didnt get it

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 03:24 pm
hell was that a joke. i think thats the new way to write down some jokes. hell yeah
bye

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Anonymous

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:41 pm
WHAT HELL IS WRONG WITH MAN? I READ 6 TIMES TO FIGURE OUT THE HELL U TALKING ABOUT, NOTHING IS FUNY ABOUT THIS SAD STORY.

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try again.

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 05:29 am
Nice title but lame joke.
that's all i gotta say.

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DoooZ

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:26 am
This story is just so sad
and shame on you for even thinking to tell
such a sad somalian story on the net
WE WERE SUPPOSE TO HIDE OUR SAD STORIES
AND ENCOURAGE each other with our stories of success

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RAMLA

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 10:20 am
HAHAAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHAHHAAHHHAAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHHHHAAHAHAH

GETT ALIVE LOOOSER U KNOW WHAT SO FUNY WHAT DADKA KALE QOREEN SHEEKADAN WAX LAGU QOSLO MAHA OK TAKECARE

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