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     | Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 02:56 am One day three teenage girls were driving along when they had a terrible accident. They were all sent to heaven. At the gates, they met St. Peter. He said to them, "Welcome to Heaven. There is only one rule here, don't step on the ducks, don't bother them, just leave them alone. If you do bother them in any way you will be handcuffed to the ugliest person in Heaven for all eternity." The first teen thought that this was rather funny and in all her laughter stepped back almost falling over. "QUACK!" She had stepped on a duck and so she was handcuffed to the ugliest person in heaven. The other two teens walked around Heaven constantly torturing their unlucky friend. As fate would have it the second teen stepped on a duck also. She was handcuffed to the second ugliest person in Heaven. The two girls sat moping at the fact that they were chained to these people for eternity. The next day they saw the third teen, she was handcuffed to the most gorgeous guy they had ever seen. She looked at them, realizing their questioning eyes, and said, "He stepped on a duck." Pretty funny huh???????? peace bro/sis.
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| | Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 04:25 pm lol lolllllllllll my god why the hell u wasting your time this is not a joke this is disaster ;;;;;;;;;;;; i don't even have what to call this boring thing i'm sorry but this is not working at all sis or bro who ever u, next time don't bother at all or call friend to help u, no offence
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 09:58 am What makes you think people go to heaven right after they die. what are your beliefs Muslim, Christian. What the hell are you. By the way, this is not a joke. It is rather boring story to me. Next time, think before you write.
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 09:59 am What makes you think people go to heaven right after they die. what are your beliefs Muslim, Christian. What the hell are you? By the way, this is not a joke. It is rather boring story to me. Next time, think before you write.
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| | Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 05:12 pm it was a funny joke but it was kind of long. keep up the good jokes.see ya .lates.
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| | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 06:28 pm THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!!! I'LL USE IT.
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| | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 08:29 pm that was fuunnnny at all, who ever wroted. next time think about what you writing. N AND GET SOME KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT U BELIEVE IN'''''''''
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| | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:25 am uuuuuuuu yoke U are most stopped person I have ever read there article so shut the •••• up or I'll kick you ....... you know what i mean fool
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| | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 03:56 pm people why do u all have to say something bad to the writer if u don't like the joke say something usefull but please dont curse the person i think that makes you with no manner. for the writer don't listen to them it was fine so keep up. u might help someone sad who enters the web and maybe your joke can make him feel good thats all bye
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| | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:24 am To Waamo Nice one.... Nesreen I think you finaly found a way to express yourself....Please take one step at a time. To all those who thinks the joke was crap, revise your sense of humour!!!
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| | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:53 am To: Nesreen & Joker thanks for ur input guys, thoes who thought it wasn't fuuny as my bro/sis Joker said "revise your sense of humour"
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| | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 03:44 am From London's Elephant & Castle (Town) To who ever wrote it, this is not a joke............... No offence to the writer, but please do go out and try 2 socialise with people. I sense you dont go ou much nor socialise. Luv to all my niggaz....
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| | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 08:05 pm this is not a joke fool. you are just luck of knowlege.
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| | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 08:16 pm y'all don't get it so dat's why ur saying all this stupid judgement please read it again cuz i am already cracking up halfway i can't finish it to the end.waamo bro keep up the good work!u r funny lol
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| | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 03:28 am This was not a joke at all, I just wasted my time to read it!!!! Poor u, don´t you have some funy person who can help u....Next time, try to write simething very interessant ´cos it was boring!!!! Anyway PEACE...
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| | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 03:30 am This was not a joke at all, I just wasted my time to read it!!!! Poor u, don´t you have some funny person who can help u....Next time, try to write something very interessant ´cos it was boring!!!! Anyway PEACE...
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| | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 01:03 pm hey this aint a joke What made u think people go heaven after they die....Arent u a Muslim... It's was Ok....but this wasn't funny becasue people don't go to heaven and bye the way Their are no ugly people in the Jannah
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| | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 05:52 pm WAAMO....THIS IS THE UGLIEST JOKES I HAVE EVER WASTED SOME VALUABLE TIME. MYBE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST GUY IN THE CAGE OF HEAVEN WITH HANDCUFFED WITH NASREEN... SINCE SHE SHARED SOMETHING WITH YOU (MENTALLY) POSSIABLE. NASREEN... TALK ABOUT CURSE.. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT JOKES..AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.. THEN EXPRESSING YOUR THOUGHTS...THE GUY WASTED OUR VALUABLE TIME,, WE ARE NOT CURSING HIM..BUT JUST SAYING THAT YOU TOO BOTH ARE FOOLS AND MYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TO START A FREINDSHIP SINCE YOU BOTH SHARE SOMETHING IN COMMON..RATHER THAN WRITING JOKE.... YOU ARE NUTZZZ DAMN YOU!!!
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| | Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 01:40 am ha ha that was so funny not thanks for wasting my time U PEOPLE HAVE NO LIFE!!! DMX DOGS FOR LIFE
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| | Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 12:49 pm You suck man your jokes are lame. I don't know where you got them from. Who learned you jokes, your ugly sister? Next time think before you write. OK? PEACE AND LOVE (not)
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| | Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 03:28 pm hahaaaaa LOL thaz nice one mate damn ppl think she is lucky but she da uglly LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Damn Keep it up yaw Peace N Love
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| | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 12:42 am Please guys for heaven sake stop using some funny words;stupid,••••,suck,fool. We know that you are in America and you have heard these words being misused.Please use them elsewhere. If you think the joke is not interesting then let's have a good one from you instead of insulting the writer.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 04:08 am Hey, that was very funny to me .You really made me laugh. thanks mate.Keep up the good work.
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 05:31 am do you know what learn more religion before u srart telling jokes like a cristian person and by the way there is no such thing as ST PETER in heaven. didn't find it funny
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 05:31 am do you know what learn more religion before u srart telling jokes like a cristian person and by the way there is no such thing as ST PETER in heaven. didn't find it funny
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| | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:49 pm ahhhhhhh lol ); read this , it may hepl you to luagh ); waxaa jiray 4 nin,oo kala ahaa, 1. Nin Dhagole ah 2. Nin Indhole ah 3. Nin Lugoole ah 4. Nin Qaawane ah markaas baa kii 1, yiri.Sacmadoowe seeri ka dhawaaq, markaas baa kii 2, yiri Arkaano Giiran, hadana kii 3, yiri Aan cararnoo gabino, markaas baa kii 4, yiri Bilaa na'la furay. LoL
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| | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 10:55 am Haterzzz give the man some love that was a good joke. For my somali peepz who read at third grade level i don't blame u.(lol) for the otherz show some love what he said was the last girl was the ugliest female in heaven that's why the guy got cuffed to her cause he stepped or bothered a duck. loooooooooooooooooooool I wonder who she was! lol lol
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 02:38 am i hope this is not your daytime job,couse it sucks and i try to find it funny but i couldnt. Sorry
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| | Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 05:24 pm you have the world's most fucked up joke get a dame job
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| | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:12 am please tray write in English next time coz i can't read somali
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| | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:11 am SHEELILLAH SOOMAAIYEY YAA USBUUCAAN BADDA MALAY KA DABTAYDABTAY
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| | Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 10:25 am He! Dhalinyaro is me ismail! First time I visit somali net. iam 20 studying computer science uni of london, to remain all you are missing the point ! "knolege of islam " read the Qu'an and wisdom of our beloved prother ( hadith). for more information please don't hesitate or shy to ask any question - nabad gelyo iyo nolikulan. Iam on: AllahIsmail@netscape.net
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