     Qalanjo | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 03:52 am
Typical naija - Still a Classic
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said,"No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord. The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door. Later that day, a British police officer on vacation came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."
The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.
Then, a Nigerian Businessman came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "If you are really a Nigerian then you don't have to pay since you are from the same country as Akeem Olajuwon, the basketballer." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Nigerians in front of his door waiting for a haircut! |
| Anonymous | Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 10:02 am
Good job qalanjo this is the only funny •••• going on here |
| King | Saturday, August 26, 2000 - 11:36 am
Oh •••• dat was wicked
joke... I laugh so hard
keept up babe lol lol lol |
| Anonymous | Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 10:52 am
THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL, EVEN NOT A BIT FUNNY.
WAA KUGU YAAC SAN TAHAY. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
MARAXAD. |
| Anonymous | Sunday, August 27, 2000 - 01:35 pm
you silly farah that was rubish, brush up on your jokes son!!! |
| Anonymous | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 06:32 pm
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!! NEEDS MORE WORK. |
| HUSSEIN | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 08:34 pm
THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF FUN, BUT NOT THAT MUCH |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 10:56 am
lol well written and well done qalanjo. that was very funy specialy last part of the story.
same story as this sis
back to nairobi there were alot of babers around the slii village and they were different levels. When i am saying different levels i am talking about prize of haircut. One day my friend and i went to the baber and we were new the guy really needs haircut and he don't have that much money to good baber places therefore, we went to the cheap babers which they located streets. all they get was little chair, litlle mirrot,and tools machines. u know if u from nairobi kenya. The problem was they work illegal cause they don't buy taxes so the police will cauch them and send them jail if the police get that area. So this guy came that place and say i need haircut. the baber man said have sit and he started haircut. while he was cutting the man's hair and remained half of his hair the police came the area and the baber man saw the police and he started to pick up his important tools and ran away the man sitting the chair and his hair not done. he have no chose he has to run way too with half way of his hair. that was funy too. |
| Amaal | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 11:08 am
good one... i really got a kick out of it...thankx & good job! |
| SWTGURL | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 09:42 pm
LOL THATS PRETTY FUNNY QALANJO GURL KEEP IT UP!!! |
| Hanad adam | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 01:23 am
woman who was married had boyfriend which
her husband didn't know then overnight the man
was at her house while her husband was away with
duties,and then suddenly her husband turned up
the house and she became so nervous and then
she asked the man to go to the toilet because she
said when her husband comes at home he usually
goes to the toilet and the man went to the ,
toilet to hide .the husband asked this wife
to fill water for him to go to the toilet,
and the woman said don't go to the toilet it
is dark there maybe some evil sprit in the ,
toilet and the husband insisted to go too the toilet his wife e said okay go then.
as soon as he got inside the man who was hiding in the toilet slapped him on the face and the woman's husband was lying on the floor thinking he has been hit by evils and crying.
his wife was telling him you know I told you not to go inside. |
| Joker | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 05:01 am
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realised he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home. 'Will I have to go home and come back now?' he asks.
The woman says, 'Unbutton your shirt.' He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' as she processes his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She says, 'You should have dropped your pants - you might have qualified for disability, too.' |
| Nesreen | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 07:15 pm
u guys are all good but needs to sumarize your jokes.
bye |
| the dream | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 11:45 pm
an Indian teacher was transffared from India to teach in africa. a few years later his wife met an African male,who she thought was a nice man,and starts cheating on her husband.a year after she got pragnent.hooly molly now the husband is so happy knowing that he'll have a baby soon.will he name the baby rajiv or rekha god knows nine months later she bore a black baby who looked just like babaginda the nigerian socker player.the indian teacher was so upset that he wanted to let go of all this problems so bad.the next day at school he decided to express his feelings,so he got up infront of the students,and said i really have got to tell you something that has been bothering me for so long.now the students are all quite to hear it all .he said you know in india when you grow tomato you'll get tomato but in africa when you grow tomato you;ll get potato ((meaning when you plant a seed you should get the same kind but not other kind))(( get it)). |
| Joker | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:07 am
The dream
What do you mean??? I'm confused here.. |
| Qalanjo | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:15 am
To Dream::
That was really funny.. LOL..
Joker:
Yours was even funnier.
Thanks guys...
Qalanjo |
| Nesreen | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:46 pm
wow people are getting good keep up eventhough you guys made them up.
bye |
| QAWDHAN | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 10:24 am
QALANJO, I LIKED YOUR JOKE AND PPL. THAT SAYING IS NOT FUNY DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, KEEP UP THE GOOD JOKES |
| somaligril | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 03:23 pm
oh people that is really funny joker I really like it, I hope u guys do better one next time insha alha, keep up the good work guys I appreciate all of u guys. |
| Suban | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 11:56 am
Qalanjo and Dream it was realy funny. lol
this is onather joke.
waxaa jiray macalin dugsi quraan dhiga, oo carab
la'.marka macalinka ma karo xaraf ka ALIF wuxuu oranayaa AGIF. Maalin maalbaha ka mid ah ayuu ardigiisa barayey quraanka, markaas buu ku yiraah daa AGIF dheh, ardigiina wuxuu yiraah daa AGIF. macalinkii baa marlabaad yiri war AGIF dheh, ardigiina sidii oo kale buu yiri AGIF. Markaas baa macalin kii xanaaqey oo yiri "war AGIF dheh afku ku go'yee afkeyga haraacinee AGIF dheh. lol. |
| Muudeey | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 07:24 am
Waxaaan ku qoslo aan u imaaday laakin sheeka sheeko ee abootadeey igu hordisii jirtay aa heysiin yaayaa si isku dhaama xey tahay.peace ya'all |
| Jinnoole | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:56 am
SHEEKO XARIIR
Nin soomaali ah oo ku jira xero Qaxooti ee Dalka Holland ayaa waxaa ku dhacay Jinni amaba mingis
kadib waxaa lakeenay Isbitaalkii. waxaana loogu yeeray takhtar. kadib markii la'isku wareeray oo la'isfahmi waayay, ayaa waxaa looyeeray islaan soomaali ah oo afka ingiriiska wax yar kataqaan, takhtarkii ayaa wuxuu weydiiyay islaantii,
Wat is er met deze gozer?Means what is the matter with this man? Islaantii ama Abootadii waxay ku jawaabtay; Doctor, THIS MAN INSIDE ANOTHER MAN
Jinnoole peace out bro's and sisters |
