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Confession"Bad Breath"

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): Confession"Bad Breath"
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Cire

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 02:29 am
A woman with bad breath had tried everything, mouthwash, mints, brushing her teeth several times a day, but nothing helped. She could never keep a boyfriend because of it. When she found a guy she really liked, she put her hand over her mouth when she talked, and avoided kissing. What she did not know was that he had a terrible problem with foot odor; if the relationship became intimate, and he pulled off his shoes, he knew she would be gone. The two dated, with she practically holding her breath, and he never removing his shoes. When he asked her to marry, she said yes, but still did not tell him about her problem. On their wedding night, she got into bed and scooted close to him. "I have a confession to make," she said. He turned his head, gagging, and said, "Do not tell me. You ate my socks."

Whoa! How Sad kix kix kix

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Fiaza

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 05:35 pm
That is every sad, and quite funny. But did you make that up, it happened to u or someone esle????
coz I would just like to know.

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Nesreen

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 06:59 pm
not bad, but what about his foot. i guess he deserved somthing too. that was a good one.
bye

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NadiiraDK

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:54 am
lOOOOl that was funny demm bath breath ,,,,
kissing is the key and feet smelling demmm,lol
naah if they really lov eachother ther won't feel all that smell,,,lol..thanxx bro keepit up aight

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Cire

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 05:45 am
2 Faiza! Come on sis.....Bfore I get marry I will have 2know how my pride smells,thinks,acts,touch,
do it,n etc. Nah me sis....some1 else that i dunno..
Nas.. He deserves ,but U know women can't keep a
SECRET! They never luv eachother,but felt comfortable...NdK
Thnx sis......cheers!

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ZUBEER

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 05:54 pm
I REALLY INJOY AND IT WOS FUN THANKS AND WE APPRECIATED, I HOPE THIS DISAISTER STORY DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME .

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IDIRIS XD

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 05:59 pm
OH, MY GOD, IT WAS FUN,CRAZY,REDICALES. I WAS RAELLY FAINTED, AND I CUOLDNT BELIVE TO LAUGH FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES.THANKS AND KEEP WRITTING JOKES.JOKES MAKES ME HAPPY.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

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me

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 08:11 am
lol really funny and ironic

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