Cire | Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 08:04 pm A guy walked into a barber shop and asked, "how long before I can get a haircut?"the barber looked around the shop and said, "about 2 hours." the guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" again, the barber looked around at a shop full of customers and said, "about 2 hrs." the guy left again. A week later the same guy came in the shop again and asked the same question the barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." Once again the guy left. This time the barber looked over at a friend and said, "Hey! Ali I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Ali came back into the shop laughing hysterically " fix fix gix gix". The barber said, "This must be good. Where did he go when he left here?" "TO YOUR HAUSE" WOOOOOOOORYAAAA! CLOSED! Better Run Run for your Wifey....Hahahaaa |