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Amaal

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 02:43 pm
See this massage post is for all guys and girls to
advertise themselves like selling yourself for romance...i though everyone is busy by criticizing other and forget instead of fighting like we used to do it in somali, we talk normally by not getting upset or insulted and share your views of the perfect person or dream person!
please be nice to one another and to me too! to my sister...be kind like a lovely lady and to my brothers...respect yourself and the kind lovely ladies!

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AMINA

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 12:21 am
TO ALL THE BROS U DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF LOVE AND THE ONLY THING U GUYS ARE AFTERE IS SEX COZ AS THEY SAY A FOOL KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A BABY BUT A REAL MAN RAISES HIS CHILD SO BE A MAN.

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yusuf yare

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 02:58 am
i would sugest u stick to your old custom that is when a man wants to get marry he asks for the girls family and they agree to be a family not lovers and been a lovers could only confuse you coz its not our culture. why do womed look for a man that is CEEB if it means any thing to you girls, its marrage then love, but love is EDEB DARRO as far as i am concern.

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NESREEN

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 11:49 am
hey yusuf yare our culture doesn't say don't be lovers actuly love is a nature thing one of the important commetmints of life. so don't concern that love is (ceeb), if two fall in love before they get marry it is normaly good, it is just love, you can't help it because of youir cultur or any thing else loves is not concerned as a cultur or any other. your heart is the one who is responsible for it.

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Queen

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 12:05 pm
Queen

I would say love is something that does not exist... people make it. I would say people choose each other like clothes. What you like u try to get if you have what it takes... Love is not something that is at ur finger tips. Just be ur self and realist about it... don't forget ya who u are... and don't be stupid to give away ur self.... thinking ur GAALO. That is what i am saying. You got problem with it... feel free to write back...

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ATL_BOY

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 07:45 pm
None of you understand the topic in the first place. Look back and see what was the topic that was set by the first author.

P.S.
Guys, You need to learn proper english...because your english sucks..

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Anonymous

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 08:27 pm
First girls need to agree on the issue of sex..
Amina said all guys after sex and Nasreen said
it is ok to have sex just follow ur heart..
As a guy i dont like to have sex before marriage
but girls make us do cuz girls think if we are not
making love then we dont any interest in her.
Second. I agree some part with Yusuf Yare. We should keep our culture and practice even if we come to Western Countries.Dont forger ur roots.
We should ask her parent and make babes LOL

thanx folks

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Cire

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 11:40 am
Amaal had a dream .She dreamt that there was a big man following her.She started to run.It was very dark and the guy ran after her.then she slipt and fell on the ground,the guy came towards her,she said with fear in her eyes"what are you going to do",I said"I dont know,you are the one who is dreaming.This muzt be a dream 2 have luv connection here. If u need luv or some1 2 call mine who can ease ur pain,call me when the lights go sweet and low.....WOOOOORYAAAAA!

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atl baller

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 02:36 pm
girls, i need you to help me understand something. Why does it take so long to give it up (sex). when you are going to have sex anyways without being married. However, if you are going to sin it doesn't really matter wether it be sooner or later. My personal opinion is not to have sex until you are married so allah help. ps. i am not so innocent myself. ask me if u need more info.

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NESREEN

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 02:50 pm
hey anonymous i didn't mean to have sex before marriage when i talked about love. so don't get me wrong i was talking about love not sex. i of course believe that sex should be after marriage.

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hani

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 05:46 pm
baller i dont know the kind of women u met in alt but not every woman is like that...

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DooZ

Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 11:54 pm
AM sorry if this sounds bit occward but is anyone reading WHAT AMAAL STARTED WITH.....
if you dont like what she's asking you might as well as just read and leave......a mean this is the HUMER section after all .......right??

following her instruction..

I guess the perfict girl for me would have to smart, funny, fit,( not too skiny) and most of all willing to try anything for the 1st time as long as it is reasonable...

later Ya'll

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Amaal

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 06:07 am
IN MY STRUCTIONS, I GUESS TWO PPL FIGURED OUT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ATL BOY AND DOOZ, THANK U TWO AND THE OTHER PPL WHO GIVE THEIR THOUGHS, BUT PLEASE RESPOND TO THE MASSEGE WRITING. BESICALLY, WHAT I AM TRYING TO WRITE IS TO DESCRIBE YOUR BEST INTEREST IN A SOMALI GUY. WHAT ARE LOOKING FOR IN A RELATIONSHIP..AND THE MEANING IN A RELATIONSHIP IN YOUR OWN EXPERIENCE OR DREAMS.

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pleasure

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 08:01 am
aight my dream man would have to be attentive, respect me and my family, caring and loving a great personality....looks would help but as long as he's got a tight ass....im happpy!
luv and peace
pleasure

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somaliG

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:59 am
yusuf yare...
nigga.
whateva
waxaad sheegeesid maxaa waaye...
beenta dhaaf... xaasid nimo hali isku guursado maa layiraahday maraxyahow...
so get it right please...

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SOUTHBOY

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 04:59 am
I dont think there is such a thing as love. Love died a long time ago, nowadays girls are only after one thing and that is finance, and guys are only after one thing that is sex. So dont keep playing your minds and wasting your time. A girl can tell you that she loves you so much and she doesnt care about money but that is not true, and guys if u wanna find out what iam saying is true just take a girl to a mcdonald or something and then wait and see if she calls u back or not.

one

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raaxeeye

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 05:57 am
Hi all

As u all aware love died many years ago.
I agree with southboy. gabdhaha soomaaliyeed inaad la yeelato sex waxey qaadataa waqti, marka oo waxaa muhiim u ah guur. waxaase meesha ku jirta sidey u nooshahay iyadoo aan sameyn sex. jawaabta waxaa weeye waxaa jira rag u qaabilsan sexiga siiba ragga ajnibiga kuwaasoo ku sameeyo waxa americanku u yaqaanaan HIT AND RUN.

so waxba ha isku waalina take your time and find the right ones.

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Aaliayahlove@hotmail.com

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:36 am
haa hii huu biiq.. sup ppl
what raxeeye and south bro
what do u think in uu love dhinty? well let me tell ya somthing love never dies just ppl giv up!!
,,wax aa idiin sheego love is 4 everybody kow dheh hada heshid qofaad jeceshahy
runaa u sheegee siiba gabdhaha haday wiil jecelyahiin runee u sheegaan ,hadenan ciil u qabin ma'ahanee when u say guys are after sex and girls mony well that group is just shopin around
paece and love!!!!

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Amaal

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 12:00 pm
Listen southboy, i don't think u r fair because not all girls are after money and not all guys are after sex..it might be on their mind but first at least they want to know their situation first. how roud of me, my dream guy is a somali guy who is just himself and no pimpes at all. he has to tell the truth, has to express his feelings and has to have a job..i don't want him to support me but himself and i don't care where we eat or if we eat out and we take turns taking each other out...not only him always paying and one more thing, he has to live in Boston! I want him to go to college and i want him to do everything for himself and his family...one more thing, he has to respect everything with a nice hair!!!!!!

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LAMIA

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 12:46 pm
guys how yall doin?
I just wanna say DON'T GENERALIZE not all the sister are running after money or car or.... and not all the brothers are running after sex. come on guys if you offer a girl a ride or to take her to an expensive restaurant do you think she'll say no just don't offer it and she'll like you not your money. Girls let's give the brothers a break cuz if a girl is easy they're gonna take what they want. peace out for now.

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SOUTHBOY

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:32 pm
I dont know where ya'all live but I think ya'all living in a dream world. To all the girls that said love hasn't died I got one thing for ya'all
money=sexy. The more money you got, the more girls you gonna attract and that is how it is.


ONE

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sista

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:16 pm
the more hookers dont u mean????
Marrying someone for their money...thats pathetic marriage is supposed to work based on that??? i mean what happens if ur money runs out....i guess so does the wife....marriage has to be based on al least compatibility if not love

ps Pleasure y the tight ass????

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yusuf yare

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 02:32 am
SomaliG darling you misanerstood me may be but that is the reality, i am not against love but we just hide and dont show the bloody thing ask me search me, i dont know why.
i live in very remote area in Scotland the highlands i hardly see people let alone somalis and it would be wonderfull to spent some time with some one and have few jokes with, no sex attached as i am old fashioned guy, but she must be willing to enjoy arts and out going person or you will just get bored with me.

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jibaaxe@London

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 02:41 am
amaal Why in Boston is that the only Place you Know on this Planet?
My fair Lady you speak of the Truth i bleave, RESPECT is the word i admired about you.

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NInwaalan

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:21 am
i agree with you southboy ....the more money you get the more somali flat ass girls....so why you guys talking about love....i wanna tell you guys something and this is true. i know this girl and this guy.the guy lives in england and the girl lives in canada.. they got married and they never seen each other before the marriege......so what is love to
you ignorant molian girls? one other thing back home where we all came from people marry each other because of something called kacsi...So girls please cut that bullshit love is gaalo staff and i don't buy it... i respect all yo somali girls but i don't believe love , most people say love follows in the air but it doesn't exist.
take care bro. and sistas ,

if you have any questions please feel free to send me an email at Ninwaalan@hotmail.com,Ninwaalan@hotmail.com}
peace and love to all ya molians

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Dheeman

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:57 am
So Amal sis u want love connections made through the net .... sis Honestly how do u know when who has described herself/himself to u is who she/he is claiming to be sis...
These kinds of connections is for gaalda..those that will answer honestly without disguise...
For somalis.. only Ilfuurnimo works....lol..:)
peace sis...

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Amaal

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:07 pm
ppl, i believe if u find something worth while talking about in a place no one criticize u, it is worth all the troubles. i made this massage posting about matching because i am sick and tire about somali ppl having fights which really makes me sick to my stomach and if it sounds like this is gaalo's chat room....i don't give a damn about what others think of as long as i know ppl respect my view and my feeling, the same way as i feel...love is something that is your heart if u want to deny it, u really don't know what u r missing and to the person that said, is boston the only place i know...to that answer it no, but i love boston and long distance relationship, i am not good at it,but i can always learn...i am faithful person and if u think this waste of time...please leave my views and myinspirations alone for wanting somali ppl to get alone without fighting...
love
p.s.my e'mail is Shukri555@hotmail.com, if u want to chat or have any other questions. and neither Amaal or Shukri is my name....my name is private, i only give to ppl that e'mail me...just joking.

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yasmiin

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:30 pm
first of all i was not born in somalia and just cause i wasnt born their it doesnt mean that i dont know any thing about my culture all i am traying to say is that the ppl who were born in somalia should be a good example for the ones arnt .but they are not infact they are a good example for the kufaar ppl my point is that if love a girl u have to go and ask her parients if u could marry her dont go and tell her u love her and kiss her or have a sex with her i have never ever seen my country but i now know lots of things from my country thax to my parients and brothers and sisters i have a 11 brothers and sisters and i am the youngers and i am 19 and all my family are good in islam so please brothers and sisters think before u leap
love from ur islam sister

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Amira

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:33 am
Allah said in his Quran that I made thee from diffenrt nation to love eaach other and care for each othe. Therefore my feloow somalinas Love does exist in this world,why would a mother sacrfice all her life to raise her own child that is because of love.Love is the biggest gift that Allah has gave it to the human beigns and we should treat it as a gift.

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smokey

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 06:07 am
aniga soomali baan idin kugu soo qoray figradeyda ee dad soomaali ah ayaad is ku sheegeeysaane afkiina hooyo kuhadla, sabab too ah kuligiin english kiinu waa ceeyriin cusbadiina waa laga iloobay,qaar idinka mid ahna english koodu waa jiis oo bakoorad ayuu ku socdaa.

marka marka kale aad soo qoraysaan figradihiina plz ku sooqora soomaali,

because - me no english. ok

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Faiza

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:19 pm
First no-one speaks for me. So don't say somali girls want this or need this. Don't say •••• about how were after money. NE ways, I don't belive in true love but in love alone. I don't think any somali guy has any idea what love is, or they don't know how to show it. if ya do, then where the heck are ya.
later y'all

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Anonymous

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 04:26 am
guys wazzzzzzzz up firsr stick to the topic

lets not fight about money and sex.

to all the guys
guys don't say all girls are the same cuz they aren't. there are those who are lost and there are those who know who they are and where the came from. all girls are not after money, some are and that is the truth girls, and some just want to be loved. so guys when you meet a SOMAlia girl give her chance and get to know her. after see what type she is. if she is a keeper: she will not care about if you got car or money. if she is not a keeper all she will talk about will be CAR and MONEY. if she doesn't care about you she will only call you when she needs a ride to places.


to all the guls
sisters don't think that all the somalia brothers are the same cuz they are not. guy are not after sex all the time. there are guys who only want sex from girl and there are the good guys who want the girl's future. so sisters don't mistake the good guys for the bad guys

people lets not fight and lets not also forget our culture cuz in our culture there is love and there is no sexxx before marrieg, lets noy distroy that.

also do't let really love pass you by.

peace

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Osman

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 06:40 am
Shall i remind u one iportant thing guys/girls..

Try to understand the original topic posted by our sister Amaal,Then u can persue the issue little further,I often surprise why ppl are concentrating the negative points,while talking about the common good...

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Osman

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 06:47 am
can i remind u one important thing guys/girls..

Try to understand the original topic posted by our sister Amaal,Then u can persue the issue little further,I often surprise why ppl are concentrating the negative points,while talking about the common good...

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MO

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:33 pm
STICK TO THE GOD DAMN TOPIC PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mc

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 11:54 am
man smokey u make me laugh nigga ,, u must be comedian voor reall dog see ya

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somaligirl

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:37 am
somaligirl,
hi girls/guys i just want say that u need to understand that love is one of the most important thing on this earth! without it we would be purished. stop critizizing love. Those of u who understand that 4 letter word know what life means. Those of u who don't know and making an excuses that in our "culture love don't exist", you need to wake up!! To our somali girls if u know what u want in a man and one day u meet with that Special GUY, WOULD U DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM?? AND IF YES WHY? If No WHY NOT? To my brothers, I think there is an obvious that LOVE IS NOT SEX! those of u who know that we understand each other. But those of u think it's a joke, I THINK U ARE SOME OF THE GUYS WHO JUST HAVE SEX AND NOT KNOW THE NAMES OF THEIR KIDS!
GO AROUND AND HIT EVERY WOMAN THEY SEE WHILE IT'S CALLING IT "MARRYING 2 OR THREE WOMAN IN DIFFERENT CITIES IN BACK HOME. dhahayana ilaahay wuxuu ii baneeyay AFAR NAAGOOD!

IF U KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, U FIND ONE LOVE ON THIS BEAUTIFUL UNIVERSE,STICK WITH HER AND THANK ALLAH!
Remember our Prophet said WHOM Marrys One wife and Takes care of her Ayaa IDIINKU KHAYR BADAN!!!

thanks for ur attention!

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Layla

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 08:54 am
Lord what's this Amal came up with a topic either talk about the topic or get OUT it's simple yall are just yelling for no reason ANyhow
This is what I loook for in guy

Respect
Honest
Edu
(Lookes) always important but the not must important
Islam= Hey that's like really important i should have put in the beginggg
Willing to try diffrent things lol

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Amaal

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 04:01 pm
I am sorry, I haven't kept in touch with my messages, I have been very busy with college. So, I am glad you guys are trying to get alone, THAT IS A JOKE WHEN EVERYONE IS BUSY TRYING TO ARGUE...PPL PLEASE GET ALONE THIS NOT FIGHTING PLACE. All of u guys who encouraged other to stick to the topic THANK YOU and the rest Thank you for coming!!

MUCH LOVE PEEPS

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HUSLER

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 05:25 pm
WHERE SHOULD I START OHH YEA MY DREAM LADY UMMMMMM

1 a women who have her culture/Muslim

2 FINE ASS WOMEN or NICE BODY
4 SMART
5 NONE SMOKING WOMEN CUZZ I KNOW WHAT HAPPEN THE LAST TIME I WENT OUT WITH SMOKING WOMEN(••••)
6 WELL EDUCATED
7 OUT GOING (u know what i mean)
8 CARING
9 athletics WOMEN CUZ(i'm one)
10 LOVE HER FAMILY AND MY FAMILY
AND GOOD LOOKING IN AND OUT.......

was that hard NO


THAT IS WHAT AMAAL TRYING TO CONFUSE U GUYS
WHAT KIND GIRL U LIKE AND WHAT CAN GUY U LIKE
SHE DIDN'T ASK U GUYS WHO IS AFTER MONEY OR SEXX
WHAT EVER


TNKS AMAAL AND ALL OF U WHO UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC
PEACE AND LOV TO ALL YO

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WuDog

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 12:41 am
Zup Ladiesssss!
2 make short what kinda Honey I'm looking 4>
>50%Somali culture+50%B*tch=Open Mind Somali women. YouKnowWhatImSaying!Enjoys going out (not clubs) Romantic sites like viewing where the ocean breezes and The Sun goes down. And Definitely, On Bed if U don't know much I would suggest u 2 watch Porno 2 get that Hi Sex!(juzt kidding Y'all) ask others that's knows much about Sex+experience.

This World we livin in y'all it aint nuthin but Drama U only got 1 life2live

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Amaal

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 06:36 pm
Thanks husler and wodog for sharing ur dream women and good luck finding her!!!husler, do u live in boston? just asking!!!
anyways peeps i guess it is a free place where any1 can write and recieve at the same time!!!!
to those who stick to the topic, I wish all ur dream wishes to come true and one advice to others to went to other subjects,,,,,,,,
hmmmmmmm!!!!good ridness with y'all take care!!
Amaal
aka
SUE

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NASRAH12

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 11:57 pm
hi yall
I JUST HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYF AND IDONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

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NASRAH12

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 11:57 pm
hi yall
I JUST HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYF AND IDONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

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Raha Farah

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 03:25 pm
Dear to all somalian men and women

thank you for all talking about this fact about love well I personally know love never died because I have experience before and in love now and I beleive I will be in love no mare what love never died. here some ( cdeen)

What is love?

Love is the language everyone can speak.
It never taugh, but comes naturally.
It breaks every stronghold and every defence.
It cuts across barries and any pretence.

Love exists no matter the distance.
It transceds time and space, and lives forever
It captures the hearts and minds of two people.
It captivates them and brings them togher.

The power of love is a power like no other.
It says "I love you" and also "I forgive you"
Love breathes life into evereything we do for the power of love is the greatest power of all.

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