     Qalanjo | Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 04:39 am
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
Marriage is a three ring circus:
---engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's married, he's finished |
| somaliG | Friday, September 08, 2000 - 02:40 am
qalanjo...
loooooool
that was funny...
but seriously is it that hard for you guys ...?
lol
peace |
| Amaal | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 06:15 am
qalanjo, i thought it was pretty funny..sis..keep it up. |
| Anonymous | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:47 am
SAAXIIB WAX CUSUB DUNIDA KU SOO KORDHI WAXA AAD SHEEGEEYSID WAXBA KAMA JIRAAN BEENLOOW BAAD TAHAY
WAX HORE LOO YIRI BAAD KU NOQNOQOTAAN AFRIKA WALIGIIN HORUMAR MA GAAREEYSAAN GUURNA WAXBA KAMA
TAQAANID LUQADA AAD U DHALATAY HAKA FAANIN
AFKAAGA HOOYO KU FAAN HADDA WAXAAD NOO SHEEGTAY
INAAD INGIRIISIGA SI FIICAN U BARATAY WAXAAN KU ORAN LAHAA TAAS WAA MID ADI KU ANFACEEYSO |
| Anonymous | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:52 am
WAA RUNTAA WAXA AAY NOO SHEEGTAY WAA LUQADA AYAAN DAADIYAY LAAKIIN YAA KA AQRISANAAYO |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:40 am
Hej you, why are this •••• stuff about our sis Qalanjo!!!!I don´t blendy understand why u are reading if it´s somethig thet u know.One advice:keep your big mouth for yourself, including your stupid idea about languages.We´ll write in every kind of languages we want.....Do u get it???? |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:42 am
Heh you, why are this •••• stuff about our sis Qalanjo!!!!I don´nt blend understand why U are reading if it´s something that U know.One advice:keep your big mouth for yourself, including your stupid idea about languages.We´ll write in every kind of languages we want.....Do U get it???? |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 04:28 am
Dhaadhaamo layku soo ururshay baa timiin gabadha waxlagu qoslo waysheegtay laakiin dhaqan rog baaku dhacay oo faraantiga iyo nijaasada eesheegayso ma'naqaan ninkana wax xun ma'uusan oran oo hakafaanin luuqadaada hooyo ma'xumaanbaa qaxootiyahoow kibray yaaah. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 05:33 am
LOL THEY R FUNNY BUT MOST OF THESE R COPIED FROM ENLISH SITES |
| TED | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 06:49 am
MARRIAGE IS A WAY OF SAYING WE LIVE TOGETHER. MEANNING WE DO EVERY THING TOGETHER. THERE IS NO POINT BEING MARRIED IF U DIVORCING.REALLY AND TRULY ALL THE SOM PPL GET MARRIED FOR SEX THAT IS ALL BECAUSE SEX WITHOUT MARRIAGE IS NOT ALLOWED AND YHE FAMILLY CHECK THE GALS LIKE TRESURE. |
| AFRA | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 09:51 am
QALANJO.....! THIS IS FUNNY KEEP IT UP |
| Amira | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:12 am
At the begining thought Qalanjo was a male. but it was funny somehow i like the use of language, it is very effective and the methaphore that u have used about the the fish and the biscyle is wll funny. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 08:51 am
Guurku waa geeri gablana waa ka danran yahay. Waad gablantay haddii aan aabe lahayn balse aabe Soomaaliyeed waa kee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am married with many children but I have no other choice. So keep the marriage for reproduction and self-satisfaction temperarily. Life is temprary. So let us do it. Mind you I will never recommend free sex. Keep us your slave in marriage. Forget the westernized lives. yeh there are deep down diseases.
Fave fun and chat bye-bye br and sis |
| Anonymous | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 08:51 am
Guurku waa geeri gablana waa ka danran yahay. Waad gablantay haddii aan aabe lahayn balse aabe Soomaaliyeed waa kee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am married with many children but I have no other choice. So keep the marriage for reproduction and self-satisfaction temperarily. Life is temprary. So let us do it. Mind you I will never recommend free sex. Keep us your slave in marriage. Forget the westernized lives. yeh there are deep down diseases.
Fave fun and chat bye-bye br and sis |
