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WHY DO SOMALIAN GUYS THIN K THEY ARE ALL THAT??

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): WHY DO SOMALIAN GUYS THIN K THEY ARE ALL THAT??
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Anonymous

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 10:56 am
HEY YALL
I WANNA KNOW WHY DO YALL SOMALIANZ BOYZ THINK THAT YOU ARE ALL THAT, WHAT SOME WHITE BITCH TOLD U SO .AND WHY IS THAT YOUR ALWAYS TRYING TO GET IN OUR PANTS. FIRST U GOT WINE AND DINE US THAN MAYBE YOU'LL GET A LITTLE SUM SUM. AND WHY DO U THINK THAT U ARE GOD'S GIFT TO SOMALIAN GURLZ .
IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YALL THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH IS THAT YALL AINT ALL THE AND A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS AIGHT. SO PLLLLZ KNOW YOUR PLACE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTHS


SOMALIAN SISTAS DO U YA AGREE W/ ME?????

LOVE ALWAYZ FARHIA

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layla

Friday, September 08, 2000 - 05:40 pm
Farhia sorry to say that even if they did "wine and dine me" they still wouldnt get a lil sumethin sumthin cause sis aint being rude or anything but i aint that cheap

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Peaches&Kream

Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 10:59 am
layla..well said grl

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anon

Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 12:17 pm
wats the point of going anonymous and then posting ur name at the end???

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Moesha

Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 01:27 pm
What's up yoooooooo!


Anon....I agree with you buddy...."What's the point that Farhia is going Anony. and then posting her name at the end?" I am guesing that she had a bad day or let's say she has a limited english since she is using "name calls."

Beside "FARHIA" what is the point of using "CAP" sis. We have bright eyes sis..what went wrong? Just advice to: Miss Farhia--Please take a "Creative writing Class," it will help you learn when to use/NOT to use "Cap"

Thanks sis.....No hard feeling.........
Peace up guys....
"All ways try to respect each other...this is the winning game..Both on earth and after death...."
:)... "No swearing"...:)

Sis. Moesha

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AJ

Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 03:24 pm
Hi Farhia we meet again ME against somali gurlz and YOU against Somalian boyz LOL It ain't nathing like that sis so that waz a joke aight....

Let me get to my point here, u said that we think we all that rite? Well hear thiz I agree with ya 50% Coz some of uz r foolz and some of uz r reall, so plzzzzzz don't generelize uz OK, my other point is that what makes u think we r alwayz in ur pants? I mean we got a lil close doezn't mean that we want to get in there u feel me we ain't all da same some want da reall thang and some have respect 4 u gurlz, and instead of nice respinse we get our heads bited I think it is to do with RELATIONSHIP, all ya gurlz out there want to be in a relationship but ya all can't it freaks ya all out, and when we go to da otherz to get what we want ya all get mad saying who do we think we r, OK well what r we supposed to do when ya all deadlly scared and we want to say lets get along... I don't care how ya gurlz take thiz but some of u gurlz have an ATUTTUDE PROBLEMO... No heard feelingz I'm just trying to help and just want to understand my sisterz coz I know and ya all know were we end up at da end of da day, we come back and get married, so we need to understand ourselves here and NO anger NO fear NO Hesitation strictlly 4 our benefits LOL sounds stupid huh....

Peace N Love my ppl I love all ya all

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kaftan

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:15 am
firs off all who told you to wear a pants Muslim girls don't wear pants sis second I think your ugly so nobody will say to U hi plz don't be mad buy some cosmetic so U can look good and be happy:)

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sista

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 08:23 am
and wat the hell do pants gotta do with this....i think u missed the point
Farhia sis i agree with layla

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usa

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:26 am
{{^..^}}

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sista

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:41 am
that somewhat resembles a pig...

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Spurschic

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 04:54 pm
Kaftan This is the internet who in the world would you know how Farhia looks?.

P.S. As long as a girl covers her legs its all good (Pants/skirt) it doen't matter!.

Salams,
Spurs

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GIBREAL

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 04:37 pm
SOMALI WOMEN NEED TO RECOGNIZE REALIZE AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE GODS GIFT TO YOU .YES WE THINK WE ARE ALL THAT AND A BOWL OF CHEERIOS WITH THE MILK.TALK ABOUT SELF CONFIDENCE BUT FUCKIT THIS IS HOW I FEEL.I STILL RESPECT MY SISTAS BUT I NEED TO PUT SOME OF U GIRLS IN CHECK.

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LAMIA

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 06:48 am
this is to all the brothers who say they're God's gift to us specially GIBREAL. Guys I hope that you're jokin cuz that's really funny. DAYMMMMMMMMM if you are gifts I've never seen gifts uglierrrrrrrrrrrrrr than you. Man yall need MIRROR for reallllllll i'ma get you some. TO ALL MA SISTAS girls we don't need those somali guys who think they're all that, we're BEAUTIFUL wich makes any guy wants ussssssssssssssssss.
peace out

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GIBREAL

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:23 am
DEAR MISS LAMIA HOW THE HELL DO U KNOW WHAT WE LOOK LIKE THROUGH THE INTERNET.LET ME BREAK IT DOWN TO U LIKE THIS GIRL.WE PROBABLY ONE OF THEM NIGGAZ U FANTASIZE ABOUT DAY AND NIGHT.ONCE AGAIN TALK ABOUT SELFCONFIDENCE DAMN!!!.STOP FAKING AND KEEP IT REAL GIRL.

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nawal

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:53 am
Gibreal....u delusional brotha

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Anti-showoff

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 05:44 pm
to...the so called Moesha

hey what'z up Moesha wanna be.
and why in the world........u pretending to be some kind of an english teacher.......to anon......like u know something in which she doesn't well.......sis tell u what you are nothing but ..........a dhocil.......who learned how to use a damn computer.........so next time
watch out what u saying and who u saying to.
Hey.........sis Farhia
What the hell is this lady wants from u.
and u know what tell her that u don't interest in whatever she says.

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Anonymous

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 06:37 pm
dowladda soomaaliyeed ee cusub waxey ila tahay iney labo qodob wax ka qabato:
1: Xirrirka Diinta iyo dowladda
2: Xiriirka carabta iyo Soomalia

Dostorka cusub wuxuu muujinayaa haddii aadan aheyn
muslim dalka waba kuma lahid, waxna kuuma yaaliin.
Tan labaad sida laga warqabo carabu waa gaala raac, waxey waxtar leeyiina majirto. Dalka Soomalia waxuu u baahanyahay dib-u-dhisid, kaalmo xoog leh, aqoon, intaasna carab midna ka helimeysid.

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TRUEBRO

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 08:23 pm
LAMIA FIND A NIGGER OR MAYBE A AN OLD WHITE DUDE
SOMALIMEN CROSS-OVER LIKE I DID LONGTIME AGO THESE BITCHIS WITH AN ATTITUDE PROBLEMS AINT WORTH IT

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LAMIA

Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 05:42 am
FIRST GIBREAL DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SEEING YOU GUYS OVER THE INTERNET? UMMMMMMMMM NO SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT FOO. SWEETY I LIVE IN A CITY FULL OF SOMALIANS AND I MAYBE SEE A GOOD LOOKING SOMALI ONCE A YEAR. SO DON'T EVEN THINK THAT I FANTASIZE ABOUT U SKINNY YELLOW EYED FREAKS. DON'T HATE IT'S JUST THE TRUTH. (no offence to all my nice somalian brothas).


NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TRUEBRO
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS NICE AND SHORT
FUCKYOU

PEACE OUT MA PPL

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GIBREAL

Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 07:51 am
DEAR MISS LIMA U SAID NICE BUT NOT GOOD LOOKING ??BUT U PROBABLY GONNA MARRY ONE.DONT CHEAT YOURSELF TREAT YOURSELF SWEETY.DONT SAY U WONT I DONT BELIEVE U.PERHAPS THEY ARE JUST NOT READY TO TALK TO U.DONT WORRY THE RIGHT ONE WILL COME SOON.THEN U WILL KNOW THE FILLING OF GETTING GODS GREATEST GIFT TO SOMALI WOMEN WORLD WIDE SOMALI MEN.FOR THE THIRD TIME TALK ABOUT CONFIDENCE WOW!!!.KEEP HOPE ALIVE GIRL.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:50 am
FIRST OF ALL I AINT ASK ANY OF YALL FOR ANY OTHER ANSWERS ABOUT MY GRAMMER OR IF I AM UGLY OR NOT I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION AND THANK YALL WHO ANSWERD BACK W A LOGICAL ANSWER AIGHT . I KNOW THAT THERE ARE SOME NICE HONEST GUYS OUT THERE AND I AM SORRY IF SOME OF U GUYS THINK THAT I GENERALIZED YALL! I WUZ SPEAKING TO THE SOMALIAN GUYS WHO THINK THAT THEY ALL DAT. AND WHEN I SAID U HAVE TO WINE AND DINE US AND THEN GET A LITTLE SUM SUM I MEANT LIKE A KISS OR WANTING YALL TO CALL US OR EVEN MAYBE ANOTHER DATE ! AIGHT
THANK YALL.
FARHIA

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JAMILA

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:47 am
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINK LITTLE MINDED GIRL... OUR SOMALI MEN ARE ALL THAT AND A BAG CHIPS AS U PUT IT... PLEASE DO NOT BUT OUT STRONG MINDED MEN DOWN...THEY ARE OUR KINGS EVEN IF U ARE NOT A SOMALI QUEEN.... SO LET ME TELL U LITTLE GIRLS MY FATHER, MY BROTHER, AND MY FELLOW SOMALI MEN, BOYS ARE ALL THAT AND MORE... NO MATTER WHERE U GO YOU WILL NEVER FIND BETTER

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2sweet4u

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:41 am
to jamila,

i couldn't say it in a better way sis!!!
keep it real sis!!!

peace to you all

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QUEEN

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:56 am
Your ugly fat as tha's why you always get damp
beside you don't deserve any men in this world
forgeret our golden guys get a life and close your legs POOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IN MPLS

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# 1

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:07 am
Hey yo u need to chill with •••• ok because we ain't acting hard we just keeping it real U know if U don't get that U dumb as hell lil B**** U heard me

bro from MN MPLS

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BURHAN

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:37 am
YO LET ME SPEAK ON THIS WHAT THE HELL YO THINK WE ARE SAME CAN OF ANIMALS OR WHAT, WHEN WE TREADE YO RIGHT YO SAY WHY IS U NICE THEN WHEN ACT ALL HARD YO SAY "HE THINK HE ALL THAT" WHAT WE HAVE TO DO TO IMPRESS THE SOMALIAN LADIES

OTHER THINK YO GET JEALOUS WHEN THE BROTHA'S DEALS WITH OTHER GIRLS YO NOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

A REAL NIGGA FROM MPLS MN

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GUY

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:48 pm
JAMILA THANKS SISTER
I FINALLY FOUND A SISTER WHO DEFENDS US POOR SOMALIMEN FROM THE SOMALIWOMENS NON-STOP CRUSADES

THIS IS WHAT I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE TOPIC
WOMEN U CANT LIVE WITH THEM>
U CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM

SEE YA

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DMX

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 02:19 am
FARHIA aka ANON ,,
GIRL U IS ONE IGNORENT GOLD DIGGAH AND U
U GONNA GIVE IT UP TO A NIGGA JUST 4 DOLLA
BILLS & HE FEEDS YA QAXOTI WEAK AZZ
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN.

U A HOOCHIE MAMA OR WAT.

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FOREAL-GIRL

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 10:35 am
I HEAR YOU FARHIA
TO ALL MA SOMALIAN GUYZ
U SEE
ALL EMMA SAY IS THAT
"SOMEBODY LIED TO YALL"

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AM ALL TAHT!

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 08:18 am
(Q) WHY DO SOMALIAN BOYZ THINK THEY ALL THAT?
(A) BECAUSE WE ARE .
(Q) DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF?
(A) YES CLICK OUT MY NAME TO FIND OUT MY E'AMAIL
THEN CHECK OUT MY PROFILE!

NUF SAID...

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