     Arab | Friday, September 08, 2000 - 10:34 pm
One arab guy came to Somali for business after he finished his business he went to get laid and find a hooker. He found one and took her to hotel. As the were having sex with her she farted...he said Mush Hada she said hada Onkod...he was like okey..he kept going than she bee...he said Mush Hada she said after Onkod Roob..he said okey...he kept going even harder... way shubantay...she boobed on him he said Mush Hada she said after Roob dhiiqo dhiiqo. |
| Arab | Friday, September 08, 2000 - 11:03 pm
A lady came to the bank to deposit some money. SHe told the teller she want to speak with the president to the bank because she's depositing large amount of money. When the president came out and was transefering the money he asked her how she got the money she said she i bet with people. The president asked how? She said I bet you 20 thousand that your testical are in a "V" shape and he laughed and whatever..she said i can proof if but if i win you'll give me 20 thousand but if i loose I'll give you the 20. He said okey with laughter. She said i want my lawyer present to witness this. The lawyer came and she told the president of the bank to pull down his pants as he was doing that the lawyer was on the other side of the room hitting his head on the wall. The president asked what was the matter with him she said I bet him 100 thousand dollars that i can make the president of the bank pull his pants down and see him naked. She gave him 20 and took the 80 thousand. |
| Ilnana | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 11:19 pm
My god that was some funny sh$t yo...i was rolling on the floor. keep it coming baby |
| Amira | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:21 am
u r funny Arab, i always knew arabian man had some sense of humor. |
| Hussein | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:54 am
that was not funnny to me at alllllllllll |
| ms wise | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:29 am
Do not even think about writing this kind of joke again. It does not make people laugh it rather make people think of you as a stupid. |
| GIBREAL | Friday, September 22, 2000 - 07:38 pm
WHAT ARE U A FUCKIN RETARD.GO BUY A FUCKIN JOKE BOOK.U SUCK IF U DID STANDUP COMEDY THEY PROBABLY SHOOT YOUR ASS ON STAGE OR WORSE U DUMBASS. |
| ? | Friday, September 22, 2000 - 11:01 pm
I didnt know somaliwomen fart!!!!!!!????????? |
| Anonymous | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 01:23 am
THAT WAS GREAT MAN, THEY R ALL JEALOUS |
| SlickMan | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 04:50 pm
Qaxooti's you wouldn't know what joke is if it hit you in the face....that was master peice yo..dude don't let these J-asses stop you |
| HAHAAAA | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 05:03 pm
Hey Arab that was funny man...If ya'll thought that was nasty check this joke out.
A MAN AND WOMAN GOT INTO A PLANE AND THEY WERE GOING TO DALLAS...SO AS THEY WERE SITTING DOWN THEY GOT HOT AND FELT LIKE THEY SHOULD GET IT ON,,ON THE PLANE. THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EVEN UNIQUE TO DO IT WHILE THEY WERE SITTING. SO THE WOMAN SAT ON THE MAN'S LAP ANDFACED THE GUY BEHIND THEM....SHE SAID ARE YOU GOING TO DALLAS LEANING BACK AND FORT ...THE NEXT WOMAN ARE YOU GOING TO DALLAS...IS SHE GOING TO DALLAS...AND WHEN SHE GOT REALLY HOT SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN ON HIM AND SAID WE'RE ALL GOING TO DALLAS |
| Omar | Monday, September 25, 2000 - 01:31 am
sheekadan waxay ka dhacday raashiya"RUSSIA",waxaa
diyaarad lagu soo qaaday group waalan oo loo soo
beddelay,another nuthouse somewhere in russia,diyaarada waxay ahayd mid kuraasta laga qaaday "CARGO"waxaa la farsiiyey dhulka,markay socotay saacad ayaa duuliyhii ka joogi waayey buuqoodii,markaasuu la hadlay co-pilot,oo yiri u gee,saduuqan vodka ah,after a while wax dhaqaaqa
ayuu waayey,buuqiina waa degay,co-pilotkii wuxuu ka fiiriyey dalool,mise cid joogta ma leh,except one guy,co-pilot ayaa weydiiyey,aaway dadkii...the
guy said,waxay aadeen dukaanka waxay celinayeen,dhalooyinka,markaa co-pilotka wuxuu uga
jawaabay maxaad adiga u raaci weysay,ma anaa waalan,waa u sheegay inay maanta axad tahay oo dukaanka xiran yahay... |
