AliWuDog | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 01:55 am Geography of a woman Dhulbahante women r like Africa. they r half discovered, half wild. Issaaq women like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Majerten womens they r like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful Warsangeli women r like France. they r half destroyed after the war but still desirable. Mareexaan women r like Germany. they lost the War but not the Hope. Hawiyee womens r like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Ogadeen women r like England. With a glorious past but no future. |
Doooz | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 08:14 am YOU MAKE ME FEEL SICK. ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE KEEPIN OUR COUNTRY IN TWO HALFS... WHY DONT YOU THINK OF THEM ALL AS A SOMALIAN BEUATY THAT IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND BUT WITH IN THE AVERAGE SOMALIAN GIRL OR WOMAN... A LUV EM ALL EQUALLY NO MATTER WHAT.. |
joker | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 08:29 am DOOOZ Easy now .........that was just a joke. NOT THE TRUTH |
cabqari | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:13 pm micno daro ala maxaad nacas tahay/ walee ama nin jira oo la .......... baad noqon ama baakhad |
annoyed | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:35 pm u are such a looser. Those kind of things were left back in SOmalia... so stop these stupid jokes and get a life. |
annoyed | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:43 pm and by the way, that is not a joke u made up... here's the real one for those that thought this one was stupid (almost everyone)... Geography of Women Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like africa, She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still very desirable. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not hope. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Large and quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future. After 70, she becomes like Siberia. Everyone knows where she is, but no one wants to go there. |
AliWuDog | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:44 pm 2 all those dummeis, if I insulted ur tripe or hurt ur feelings there's nothing i can do 4 u. So DHuuus OR DOOOOZ u lying u don't luv all Somalis girls equally or u muzt be blind! so check ur self bfore u reck ur self foooool! I did not start the fire in Somalia. dummy! Cabqari! Nacasnimada waa tii lagugu dhalay ee gafuurkaaga weyn meesha ka qaad haddii kale yaan sidii dhoocilyar yaan ku marsan.. Annoyed! U need 2 get alife instead of digging my ass! I wonder y u call urself ANNO.....Fool! |
annoyed | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 05:24 am ooh, paleeeeeeeeeeez, look who's talking about posting as anonymous, like ur real name is ALiwuDog. U fool it doesn't make a difference wether i used my real name or not, coz either way no one is gonna know. And that's the most stupidest come back i ever heard. UR the only person i've seen so far that is still bringing this tribe thing up. COz, u probably conversate with the old somali men in the donut shop. I can understand them, but U, ur younger(for sure, i can see that by ur childish remarks) than them so get off ur ass and find a job, be a MAN!!! and by the way, if u have forgotten we are not at our homeland, so u need to stick with ur somali ppl no matter what tribe. so GEt a LIFE u retard...... lates, Still annoyed. |
Maria | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 08:31 am looooooooooooooooooooooooool damn yall it was a joke and a very funny one too get over it |
HATER NASTY PEOPLE | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 10:03 am ALIWUDUQ YOUN ARE SO FUCKING IDIOT AND XARAM KID.WE NOT HERE TO WRITE STUPID JOKES,BUT FUNNY JOKES ONLY. I TELL YOU WHAT,YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECEOF ,AND A PERSOM LIKE YOU DESERVES TO SUCK DONKEY'S DICK. |
Amaal | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:41 am ppl, i am sorry but i didn't feel like laughing u guys make me sick...the way u fight with one another...incase u r wondering the war in somalia is OVER AND PLEASE RESPECT ONE ANOTHER AND LEAVE THE STUPID JOKES TO YOURSELF...NO INSULT WAS MEAN BUT IT REALLY HURTS TO SEE SOMALI PPL FIGHTING LIKE WE USED TO BACK HOME...TO THE PERSON SAID, WE ARE NOT IN SOMALI BUT U R SOMALIAN THAT U SHOULD RESPECT...TRIBAL JOKES...NOT FUNNY...TRY OTHER STUFF THAN I WILL COME AND READ IT...DOOZ EASY WITH THE SOMALI BROTHERS AND PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING NICE NEXT TIME...PLEASE! |
AliWuDog | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:02 am 2 Annoyed! I was't in ur ass bfore n never, u need 2 find a Faggot 4 that. Having a job, I got my own Bussines something u dont have fool! and been a Man, don't be surprise when u come home and find sleeping and snoring ur bed with ur girl or ,,,...By the way this tripe thing s gonna stay Somalis ppl until. I'm not a tribelist,juzt making fun of it uuuu dig bro,,, 2 HATER NASTY PPL: ME N DONKEY WE BOTH HAVE MEAN DICK'S, ASK YOUR MOM, SHE WILL TELL U WHO'S UR FATHER WAS! A DONKEY OR ME ......DONKEY I GUESS AND U R HIS SON (DAMEERFAROW OR SHOULD I SAY A FUCKING ZEBRA)SO GET A F*CKING LIFE OR MOM. |
VISITOR | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:25 am ALL OF YOU NEED TO: SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY REPLYING BUT THATS WHAT YOU ALL NEDD TO DO. |
SALMA | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:50 am I WONDER WHAT YOUR WHORE COCK SUCKING BITCH MOTHER OF YOURS IS.ICLAND COLD WITH NO PAST AND FUTURE. FUCKER BACK THE OFF,ASSWHOLE WHY R YOU WRITTING,DID YOU MAMA LEFT YOU TO ALL MEN THAT ARE FROM ALL THE COUNTRIES YOU LISTED AND YOU TAKING YOUR ANGER AT AS?BITCH!!!!!@@@@@@#$^%&*)(*(_ |
HARUN | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:02 pm DAMN IT WAS JUST AJOKE DAMN GOOD 1 TOO I AM WITH U BRO U CRACK ME UP. |
MO | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:21 pm salma sis u seem angry....or u just sexually fraustrated....if so give me a call ;) |
honey | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 06:00 pm aliwudog..... I love it man, that is funny?....lighting up people this is just a joke?.... |
mk | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:52 pm TO:ALIWUDOG way to go bro! leave the guy alone god damm it!,after all this is free Net/free world if yo,ll don,t like his postings,leave the hell alone! Miami,FL |
GIBREAL | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 07:02 am NIGGA U NEED TO LAY OFF THE CHRONIC COZ U ARE ON SOME SERIOUS .BY THE WAY THE JOKE WAS OF THE HOOK.KEEP IT UP. |
Anonymous | Monday, September 25, 2000 - 06:00 am aliwudog! this joke was off the hook. keep on doing what u is doing nigga. by the way it's time to make fun of each and every tribe and not get mad yo! do u thing whodiiiiiiiii. |
OG | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:01 am ASS WHOLE WHAT THE IS YOUR PROBLEM NIGGA. DON'T HAVE LIFE OR CAN'T WRITE NOTHING BETTER. ANYWAYS U DIDN'T MADE THIS UP U STOLE IT. THAT SHOWS U CAN THINK FOR URSELF. NEXT TIME KEEP IT REAL AND DON'T CHEAT OFF. THIS IS FOR U NIGGA???????????????????????????/ AABIHIIS WASE MA WAX AAD SHEEGTO AAD WAYDAY MARKAAD DADKA CAANEESID. DHAGAYSO ABIHIIS WASE IF YOUR REAL MAN SAAN MADHAHDEEN BUT I THINK YOUR GUY AND U CAN'T GET BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. KHANIIS BAATAHAY. OTHER WOMAN THAT YOUR TEASING DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR CHICKEN LEGS AND YOUR ASS WHOLE. STOP TALKING LIKE A WOMAN, CHILD AND TALK LIKE A REAL MAN, U UNDERSTAND MOTHER FUCKER. I'M REPRESENTING "OG" IF U KNOW WHAT IS THAT FOR. |
AliWuDog | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:31 pm To OG--Yeah, yo mama said that, but she still got me right.Bi!ch, yo mama suck a mean ass d!ck here I ain't even tryin' ta hear that bullshit u said been this and that!u always know i did it ain't natta thing u can do,so take ur sorry ass to ur father d!ck. I mean you should try fukkin Salma(posted)she make a weird noise when you fukk her like heeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!! It's hard to fukk her, becuase she moves to fukkin much!!!! So OG and Salma y'all should take advice from Mk(posted) don't like my posting get the f*ck out YA heard that!!! free Net/free world By-the-way I dont giv a F*ck about OG's OR Pu55y Others who enjoyed Y'all Wlc and Thnx |
Anonymous | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 05:33 am SAXIIBAYAAL MA OGINA DAGAALKII SOMALIYA DAD BUU DABEECADA KA LUMIYAYA...... I AGREE EVERY THING YOU SAID BRO & THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES IN HERE...... THOSE WHO CAN'T TAKE JOKES DON'T READ IT IN FIRST PLACE...PEACE AND LAUGHTER.... |
OG | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 05:49 am ha ha mother fucker the only thing u know is just talk mouth. your a woman aliwudog u should monkeys and donkey but u can't afford the real woman right. this is how it goes mother fucker if u try to suck donkey pussy why the are u coming to the public and embarassed yourself scrab. real man can do things right but u can't cause your a whore!!!!who!!!and who!!. by the way this is not your web u should open web for gays, donkey, and monkey who u can suck dick. nayaa what else should i say be specific of what u mean mk(and u should check your spelling errors when your sending massege next time) this a real person who is talking alring scrab. if u try to around this is how is gonna work donkey. |
too sweet | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 05:51 am u can joke around but don't use tripes please |
AliWuDog | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 08:01 am OG or Stupid look up there it says WOMEN,not Monkeys,Donkeys and any other,So u the 1 obsessed with those animals u Freak B!tch!And as soon as I leave, the muthafuckas like u start yappin run they mouth like a b!tch,go kissin another nigga's ass so you can get a dick Ho' Ho' Stuff your mouth with tissue and kiss my black ass When I talk up ya face get smacked up, breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like YouknowhatI'msayin? I hope this is gonna be my last time posting explict lang. here 2the respect viewers and SomaliNet. coz'I don't like arguing with an idiots like U,coz they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. |
texasboy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 09:17 am aliwudog u see, do your thing bro. ppl get this evarybody who comes here came inn for a joke ok it doesnt matter if it's a sick one or racist one if you dont like it thats fine get the out. iam sick and tired of seing somali ppl complain oh stop the tribal thing.no body likes tribe anymore these are just jokes. like avery nation they have their own jokes and we are human biengs we have to learn how to live together as one ppl peaceeeeeee,,,,,,stop the complaining,,,,,,, |
Anonymous | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:56 pm WE SOMALIS CAN NEVER HAVE FUN WHILE INSULTING ONE ANOTHER |
CHEEKS | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 07:57 pm HI! WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAAND IS SOME PEOPLE JUST TAKE EVERTHING 4REAL! OR THEY FEEL OFFENDED! DON'T Y'ALL FORGET THIS IS THE JOKE ZONE! SOME OF OUR PEOPLE GET OFFENDED SO EASALLY! GOODNESS! Y'ALL NEED 2 CHILL AND TAKE SOME CHILL PILLS! YO, ALIWUDOG, YOU DO YOUR THING BRO AND DON'T WAIST YOUR TIME REPLYING 2 THOSE LOST SOMALIANS OUT THERE! PEACE AND LOVE NIGGAS THIS IS CHEEKY CHEEKS FROM OTTAWA! |
Anonymous | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 10:37 am ghabeel is what seperated our country please let us get along here in north america. let's stick 2gether and one day go back to (the most wonderful country in da world somalia) hand in hand. |
Amina | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 04:59 pm hey you are very smart, i admire you how the hell did you come up with such a brilliant idea? |
BOOTYMAN | Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 10:06 pm LO LOL LOL LOLLOOL OLLOL LOOOLL.. ALIWUDOG my niggA 4 real u dropped me off my chair man.... Damn dat joke was blazin off hook..\ nigga get some more... N Y'LL HATERS DAMN Y'LL STOP HATING ..... y'll need to show some love to the man and stop cussing if y'll can't do any better..... HIT 'EM HATERS WHERE IT HUrts aiighht... ONE. |
AliWuDog | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 10:52 am First, I like 2 thank all the ppl in here who understand this FORUM "ILA-QOSOL" thnx 4 the support. To The other FQQL's who taken this joke seriously I know y'all weren't happy with it, but I really didn't give a shyt. I Didn't meant 2 Remind ppl 'bout Tribes Shyt. I know the Tribe stuff that what destory our country and left Most of us QaXooti. Also that leaded to most of our ppl to run a around this world without eDUCATION. Sharing Opinions and Differences in our approach to Tripe discussions will give us Appreciation 4 EachOther,Not Agree on EverythinG that's what makes LIfe so Interesting & Fun tooooo! LiFe s aBouT LeArNinG FroM OuR MisTaKeS! AnD In The EnD...The LoVe U TaKe=S= eQuaL 2 The LoVe U MaKe Peace, Love & Tranquillity BooTy! Still Balling Man? |
BADDESTCHIK | Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 03:43 am HEY ALIWUDOG I THOUGHT YOUR JOKES WERE KIND OF INSULTING BUT STILL FUNNY, AND ALTHOUGH I'M UNDER THE LIST OF WOMEN THAT U DISSED I CAN STILL LAUGH ABOUT IT 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE. SO TO PPL LIKE ANNOYED.. JUST TELL'EM TO BACK OFF......THEY HAVE TO ADMIT IT ,,IT WAS FUNNY.SO ALIWUDOG,,, KEEP WRITIING |
PEACE | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 08:53 am HEY GUYS CALM DOWN, IT WAS A JOKE, IF WE ALL TAKE THINGS SEROUSLY WE ALL GONA FIGHT OVER SILLY STUFF(ACTUALY WE DONE THAT TO SOMALIA) SO CHILL U ALL AND LIKE BOOTY MAN SAID KICK THE QABIILYAASTIIS ASS, NOT EACH OTHER, PEACE, U ALL |