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IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT...SEX???

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT...SEX???
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Miss Thang

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:03 am
First of all heeeeey everybody!

What i wanna know is, is SEX all you guys think about...and don't come here and say it ain't.
I'm prode to say i'm somalian, but i'm sorry to say that i'm not prode of my somalian brothers.

think about that guys!!!
Peace and love from Norway

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:05 am
I hear ya girl...ain't that the truth.

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Shaqalaann baa iga badateey

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:58 am
Dear Miss Thang
sis, u left something out........your somali sisters think of tha topic as well......maybe more so than our somali brothas........

Much love respresenting CA(U.S.A)

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OUTLAW

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:00 am
well if we can't get it in our somalian sisters we might as well think about it and iam sure it does not hurt any one to want somathing.

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Anab

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 05:25 am
somlian guys get a life
donot think somalian girls are damege guys think about love, love it's not the only think in sex when you have girl friend you told her hey did you wont to marry me if she say no go head and find another person you my have a relationship with her if same thing hapen like emergency like you can hey good like to yo
get a life

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BigSalami

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 07:24 am
Miss Thang
What you want us to think about???
shopping...
What a joke!!!

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GhettoQueen

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 11:34 am
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
drink milk love life!!!!!!!

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Abdulrahman

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:16 am
I THINK ABOUT THE LIFE AND SEX.., FOOTBALL AND SEX.., FOOD AND SEX,,, EVERYTHING ELSE AND SEX

WHAT DO GILRZ THINK ABOUT THEN..??

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AHMED

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 10:46 am
WELL AM HAPPY TO SAY AM A SOMALIAN AND YES SEX IS THE ONLY THINK I THINK ABOUT TWICE A DAY

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SOUTHBOY

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:29 pm
HELL yeah, the only thing I think about is sex ofcourse, that is why god put us on this earth. AND the ones who said think about love, I mean whats love got to do with it, iam having sex with a girl i dont need to think about love na mean. I mean love died ago long time ago so Iam gonna enjoy it while iam young cause iam not gonna be able to do this forever.

ONE

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London Boy

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 04:35 pm
if i don't have sex with my girl friend before i go to sleep and when i wake up in the morning, i want perform well at work during the day soo.......

ladies belive me your the same to, you people think of sex twice or three time more than we do, so again....

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abukar

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 03:55 am
oh, sorry you didn't thing about the quality of a man......without a man the women will get mad.

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Amaal

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 05:21 am
I do think about making love once a week or so but i don't think about it every single day, a minute after a minute or if u see a girl that is walking by. Don't get mad ppl, we all do but mens do it often and u know mens are the ones who lose their virginity early than the women. we all think about and we all deny it because we are scared to tell the truth...yeah i think about sex, and the perfect man but u guys do it as well and we all are humans with hormons. don't deny it, accept.

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AJ aka Ali Jama

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:36 am
Well amaal maybe u know u don't have enough feelingz coz as we know it has been chopped off and burried underground when u were a lil baby... thaz why our somalian gurls don't get feelings as we guyz all know women women have 9 dareen and men have 1 or 2 wich makes us weaker in bed LOL if u had it u would onlly know if u virgin think about it LOL

Hey no diss or anything I just said what waz da truth so gurlz bring it on LOL I don't mean hit me or spitt at me I mean feel free to say what u want......

Let me go back to u MISS THANG yes I do think about sex if I don't that don't make me a men thaz da way I feel it, and I know where u coming from LOVE OK thaz not bad idea infact I like it, but again can ya gurls handle it can u go through it without making excuses like my religion and my parents, listen u either act straight or u either don't right?
bare in ur minds that if u don't take ur time now experience while u young u will like some of them farah (in London we call over 30yr old acting like yaw hip hop we call them FARAX) and (ladyz over 25yr old Xalimo acting like young in clubs and smoking funny hair cutts)
U would onlly know what I mean if u in London UK or been there... anywayz I meant thiz is da time 16yr old -- 20yr old time to open and experience everything to that u act right when u married and old enough to look after ur children coz u been there...
So miss Thang makes me wonder How old u r talking like that coz what u said is true, I think u know it why and u just want to clear it by the way r u a xalimo or da new modern???????

Representing UK London


Peace N Love

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Anonymous

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:47 pm
MRS OR MR THANG KISS MY BLACK ASS ORWRIHE THOE

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651RANGER

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 08:14 am
Now Look here MISS. THANG, aint here to insult your game but yo ladiez is a money hungry women but you need to change and that is why we call you .....

0n the other hand you here saying we all about sex. but when you say that be specific dont talk about one or a couple guys you met in norway. it is the millinium baby wake up. it is all about the hundred dolla bills now. so get it straight. I think now being we as men have anough issues to deal with like paying bills and supporting family. we got no time to go after a somali lady, shoot, is like a journey.

a wake up call for all these ladies with the ideas of miss thang...

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MUNA

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:43 am
Horta somaliyeey sheedanka iska naara and i think every1 has his own opinion feel free give your opinion lakin yan la is cayin.
Tanlabaad abaayo anigaba gabar baan ahay lakiin horta marna ogaada waan qaldanahay marna wiilasha yaa qaldan so stop guys giving each others denbiga, couse labadii isjeclaata they are the only one who knows what really love is and the others way iska qasan like all somalian doe Naagta oo caruurta iska korsata iyo ninka oo jaadkiis iska cuna. But real love wuu jiraa sis and you know what qofwalba qofkiis ma helo but if you do you will be lucky and wont having that conversations ever again so ilaah iska bari in aad hesho "MR RIGHT GUY".
Love is Naxariista, respect,ismaqalka amaba isutaga oo labada qofba si is jecel uga soo go'do so marka hore sis isku day aasaska in aad ka bilaawdo then to the top.
Good luck Couse all i can say is im happy with my man and he gives me all my needs and don't forget his somalian and im somalian too and we love each others and having every single day great love with out problems couse making love is the best feeling in this world spacially when you making with someone who you really love.
Peace and Love.

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UMAN

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 10:04 am
It depends who you with for ex if u with me.
Honestly I tried to hit U know, but if I'm looking for the one is all different because I want to be with person for the rest of my life

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Amaal

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:06 pm
First of how dare u say that somali Women DON'T FEEL ANYTHING....AREN'T WE HUMAN WITH FEELS IN EVERYWHERE IN THE BODY. I SPEAK FOR MYSELF, I FEEL JUST LIKE EVERY ONE DOES AND I AM NOT A SHAME TO SAY THAT BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A •••• ABOUT ANYTHING OTHERS THINK OF ME. ANYWAYS, MAAONEY HOGERS, WOMEN ,...SOME DO IT AND OTHERS DON'T. I PERSONALLY DON'T NEED A FINANCIAL SUPPORTER BECAUSE IF I NEEDED THAT I WOULD GO TO THE RICH GAALO BUT I LOVE MY SOMALI MEN AND HERE IN BOSTON, WE ARE EQUAL...AS A MATTER OF FACT, GIRLS CALL GUYS AND SOME GUYS CALL THEM TOO BUT NOT ALL. I LIVED MY LIFE WITHOUT DEPENDING ON ANY GUY, NOT EVEN MY FATHER, BUT MY MOTHER, I DID INFACT DEPEND ON HER ONLY. I HAVE A FAMILY, I DON'T NEED A RICH SPOILED SOMALI ••••••• TO RUN MY LIFE, WHAT I NEED IS SOMEONE TO LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I WILL LOVE HIM. LOVE DOES EXIST BECAUSE THERE IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANIMALS AND HUMANS, WHICH IS WE INTEND TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS WE LOVE OUR "ALLAH" AND WE LOVE OUR PARENTS AS WE WOULD LOVE OUR COMPANION. SO U SAID, U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE...LOOK AT YOUR SIBLINGS AND YOUR PARENTS!
TAKE PEOPLE

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Lucky

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 05:39 am
Hold up....Aj!!...i mean who the f*** do you think you are? .....coz to me you seem to be a boy with small Dick ...!!!that doesn't know where to put it.

Babes .....yes i do feel and we girls all feel high when WE FEEL LIKE IT!...so i think you have been doing it with a Guy friend...! know wonder you don't feel anything.........!!damn nigger

You need to learn that us somali girls follow our religion ....meaning we don't sleep with every guy who is our boyfriends.....i guess you've been getting some rejections or maybe some offers ...but hey i have noticed that the girls that say 'YES' to you are USED with NO feelings meaning that they had had SEX WITH EVERY GUY.... who asks them. That's why you wont feel special to them nor would they feel anything for you................

Us somali girls wait for the special night for our LUCY guys.... which is our Wedding night.......
He will become the second person that reached the SKY with out any protection kit/clothes
.......Oooh honey i'll be the first on top of the stars waiting for you to get high .........as you are taking your time............

Peace out to my sisters

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GIBREAL

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 09:25 pm
LOOK HERE MISS THING GOD PUT ME ON THIS EARTH TO EAT ,SLEEP,LOVE,AND •••• AND IF YOU ARE TELLING ME U DONT GET HORNY THEN U MUST BE SOME ALIEN WITH NO FUCKIN HORMONS OR U ARE JUST NOT OLD ENOUGH.TO ALL MY NIGGAZ LIFE IS SHORT WE ONLY GOT ONE LIFE TO LIVE LETS LIVE IT TO THE FULLEST PLAYON PLAYZ.

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sex.addict

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 10:46 pm
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hi there
2 the brother who isulted the sisters >somaligirls r not feelingless ask the jamiacans in toronto and london..........
i think about sex at least once every minute of the day i'm not in denial>i admit it,i love sex so much i think i'm gonna kill that poor woman (future wife)when i lay my hands on her.
OUTLAW said it all.

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SAMIYA

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 03:41 pm
TO MISS THANG: SEX SEX SEX I LOVE SEX IT'S PART OF MY LIVE I THING ABOUT FOUR TIMES A DAY WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT SEX NOTHING TO BE SHAME HALAL WAY WAKE
UP SMELL THE COFEE NO SEX NO LIVE UNLESS SOMETHING WRONG WHITH U

GET SOME HELP MISS THANG

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SAMIYA

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 03:44 pm
TO MISS THANG: SEX SEX SEX I LOVE SEX IT'S PART OF MY LIVE I THING ABOUT FOUR TIMES A DAY WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT SEX NOTHING TO BE SHAME HALAL WAY WAKE
UP SMELL THE COFEE NO SEX NO LIVE UNLESS SOMETHING WRONG WHITH U

GET SOME HELP MISS THANG

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DMX

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:25 am
MISS THANG U EITHER BEEN HARMED TO THE MAX
DURING YOUR CIRCUMSITION(FGM) OR FUCKKKEEED
UP UGLY FAT SMELLY HOE WHO AINT GETTIN HER
DIICK PILLS
I KNOW U WANT SOME OF THIS.. U FEELIN IT.
FOR ME ITS ALL ABOUT PUNNANIEZ CUS THEY
ALL SMELL N LOOK SAME WHEN I AM RIDING IN IT
COWBOY STYLE.
I SUGGEST GO TO STRIP CLUB, LET THOSE NIGGAS
GANG RAPE U ... ITZ GONNA COOL YA DOWN..uuh.

STOP STOP STOP......SAMIYA U MAKIN ME FREAKY
UP IN HERE HOE.... AND I AINT GOT MY HOE
IN HERE NOW TO GIVE ME ORAL SHOT.

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Anonymous

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 01:06 am
while if u want to have sex then do so
but saying so i really don't want to know
u fucking low life people with nothing else do u

i say have sex as many times as u want if your married then is haaal

and do what the •••• u want to do
as ur dreaming
i guess u guys are wishing u were having sex as many times as u guys are saying

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london Girl

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:46 am
Hi ppl,

All i want to say is that you man, specialy the one who calls him self DMX are starved of sex so much that the only way you can express you self is by dissing girls, and Miss think what do somali men know about sex????!!!!

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SOMALI-THUG

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:46 pm
Hey LONDON HOE..
wat DO WE KNOW BOUT SEX . .. SOMALI MEN
PLZ..
COME YO TEXAS BABY.... IMMA RIDE YA LIKE
COWBOY STYLEEE YAHOO.
•••• WHATS IN LONDON ANYWAY OTHER THAN RAINS.

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NELLY.

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 10:50 am
lol somali thug these somali girls talking about us men are after the pussy. yea right. See it's like "life cycle" women after money men after pussy. If women weren't after money then they will have no busines in men on the other hand if men weren't after pussy......it would be a tragedy (lol) feel me niggaz. Yo i got love for my somali girlz but we have to look for pussy in other girls that aren't somalis because to hit a somali girl it will take u enternity na mean. excuse my english (londong peepz)cause am from sd california u heard.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 07:01 am
I just want to add a lil somethang somethang.I don't know about all the somalian sisters but i'm a black girl. been with the same somali broter for about four years. yes we have talked about sex and he assured me he's ass would wait. I don't know maybe I'm wrong maybe hes steped out on me. But I'm pretty sure he has not because we grew up together. I meet him when I was only 14 I'm 18 now and not stressing him about marriage because I not sure if I'm ready for marriage. in fact he as asked me 2 times already and i haven't replied. so basically i'm just saying just chil dont exspect anything from each other and you won't have these bad comments to say to each other because it bad enough to see africans and blacks get pushed back by other nationalities lets not do it to each other . I'm shouting out from seattle wa take care

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YASMIN

Monday, November 06, 2000 - 03:24 am
TO ABDULRAHMAN,OUR GIRLS THINK ABOUT OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS LIKE AFTER-DEATH AND DOOM DAY!
IF U WANT SAY SOMETHING FEEL FREE?
(YASMINY2K20@)

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HELLOWMAN

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 02:57 pm
whats up downs freaks
i would seggust one thing
sex...... to me sex is big thing serious because sex is one thing I love in this world.
I even do when i hear or smell amoraled.
hiiii somalian ladies don'ttalk about sex,
One thing I'm really sure is somalian chicks don't have any feel, I mean horny
so ladies don't plane us every like is our fault

peace out
sencerly FREEMAN

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 02:41 pm
Hi there everyone. Its true that allmen , not just Somalimen think of SEX atleast 4 times a day.

Just walking down the street in the UK you come across half dressed British women all the time whether you like it not you cant help notice them.

Being a man, you also have involuntary thought responses due to the male hormone TESTOSTERONE, which makes us more interested in Sex than women.

Women, including Somali women, would not understand this as you have OESTROGEN hormones which have different body responses to Sex.

A good analogy would be when the British people get their male dogs neutered i.e their testicles chopped off to calm them down SEXUALLY due to their high Testosterone content.

Thats the only way you will stop men from being more interested in sex than women.

We cant help it because of our biological make up.

So be more understanding please.

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hellowan

Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:58 am
hi biological girl
Where did you find out all those crebs.
I believe one thing in myself about biological people when they absorption, before they absort something they absorted themself. so they will know if is success. your point was you are biological person, and you talk about how british people use the dog perphs your one of them,maybe you have the virious,
(let me ask you one thing how did you know about dogs? just give me three explainitions
thrust me somalian men are the best for the somalian women,

peace in
I hope this question you will answer,

truly;freeman,hellowan

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C-BONE

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 04:33 am
AIGHT LET'S GET DA FACTS.•••• IS REAL UP BEAMTOWN.NIGGAZ UP HERE AIN'T SWETING •••• BOUT SEX.NAW I MEAN HOE UP HERE AIN'T WORTH DA BEATING ON THEIR PUSSY.NIGGAZ UP HERE KEEP •••• REAL AND BALL TO DA FULLEST.SEX WHAT DA •••• IS U THINKING?????•••• SEX IS DA ILLEST •••• IN LIFE.TO ALL DA LADIEZ KEEP UR HEAD UP LEGS CLOSED, EYES OPEN.EITHER A NIGGA WEAR RUBBER OR DIE SMOKING.PEACE

ONEEEEEEEE

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SAMMIA

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 02:31 pm
all i have to say is that you ppl are sick
come on ppl yall muslims and yall talking about all this ••••, HEy all i have to say is that its ur business but think about after life aight,
and about the guys only saying things i belive somali girls think about it alot too. So dont blame the fellaws aight
peace and much love
have respect for ur self
Sex be4 marriage isnt a good idea,
SAMMIA

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