     HAMDI | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 10:18 am
THIS GUY WENT TO SEE A HIGHLY RECOMMEND SPYCHIATRIST. THE DOCTOR SHOWED THE MEN AN INKBLOT AND ASKED "WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OFF? THE GUY REPLIED "A NAKED WOMEN " THEN THE SHRINK SHOWED THE MEN ANOTHER INKBLOT AND ASKED THE GUY THE SAME QUESTION, THE GUY RESPONDED, "A NAKED WOMEN ON A BED THIS WENT ON AND ON INKBLOT AFTER INKBLOT. THE PSCYCHIATRIST FINALLY SAID TO THE GUY "YOU ARE A SICK PERVERT."I AM NOT THE PERVERT HERE" THE GUY REPLIED. YOU ARE THE ONE WITH ALL OF THE DIRTY PICTURES |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:01 am
@@@@@@@@@@@lol very funny dirty pictures |
| layla | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:18 pm
LMAO for eal it was sooooooooo funny....touche i guess |
| Anonymous | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:19 am
Hamdi ur sick...do u need a man or woman in ur life......r u attracted to woman or what.....
if u love man , come to me, u just turned me on
babe hahah .. see yaa alllllll |
| hamdi | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:33 am
layla thankx sis i thought so to |
| hamdi | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:35 am
anonymous i guess u don't know what u writting down. |
| Sagal20 | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:51 am
Hamdi.......lol.. that was a good one sis....Maybe I can add some of mine here..
This is how it goes...
Billy is boffing his old lady on the tile floor in the bathroom. He starts
yelling, "Spread your legs! Spread your legs! Wider! Wider!"
She says, "What are you trying to do? Get your balls in?"
He says, "I'm trying to get them out."
Forman goes into a whorehouse.
He goes upstairs with a girl, takes off his pants, and he's got a two-foot
cock.
She says, "Oh, no, you're not putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
He says, "•••• that. I can do that myself."
Doctor Maharam is walking out of the house after breakfast.
He turns to his wife and says, "You're a rotten wife, a crummy mother, and a
lousy lay."
That night when he gets home he finds his wife on the living room floor
fucking a strange man.
He says, "What do you think you're doing?"
She says, "Getting a second opinion."
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.
The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as Cronin gets up and is
taking out his money, the barber goes over and takes a leak in the corner of
the barber shop.
The barber finishes and comes back.
As Cronin hands him a twenty-dollar bill, he says, "Listen, it's...it's none
of my business, but...why would you take a piss in the corner of your barber
shop?"
The barber says, "Hey, my lease is up in two weeks...do I care?"
The barber goes over to the cash register, rings up the haircut, and comes
back with Cronin's change.
When he comes back, Cronin's standing there making a •••• on the floor.
The barber says, "What are you doing?"
Cronin says, "Well, ••••, I'm leaving now."
I hope its not too dirty for u all... I thought i was something to brighten ur day.... days.. |
| hamdi | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 04:27 am
sagal @@@@@lol wow that was funny i was loughing so hard that i forget i was at work nice jokes i enjoyed it |
| JULY | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:34 am
Hamdi and Sagal20 that is nice and I like it, so keep it up guys< |
