     Joker | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:10 pm
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna ••••?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. |
| LAMIA | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 02:33 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooll funny but nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i din't even finish reading the joke. |
| Cire | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 04:19 am
Woooryaaaa! that's very funny,i 'll use it some of them, but if i got turn down i 'll Sue u 4 emotional turn down!! lol
Keep the fun bro...until take care. |
| Southboy | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:57 pm
How about these lines, it works for me every time so here they come,
girl heaven must be missing an angel cause u sure look like one.
girl u look so good, I could suck u down with a biscuit.
girl u must be from tennesse, cause u the perfect ten I see. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 09:51 am
i lost my phone # can i get yours |
| WESTNIGGA | Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 07:37 am
YO THE BEST LINE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO GIRL YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND YES OR NO |
| queenigirl | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 04:48 am
Lololollo...very funny.
Maybe I'll use them sometime |
| Luggoyo | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 01:24 pm
You have nice legs, what time do they open....
lollolol@@@@@@@@@ man, this one is a masterpiece, I liked it n amma gonna use it 4 sure |
| Cunaaye | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 06:27 pm
Brother dose lines are the best and the nastiest of them all. Keep it up brother |
| queen.b. | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 03:22 am
why use lines can't u guys get girls or what
sorry i don't get the point
just be ur self and any girl will like
anyway if any guy came up to me and said that i would hit him so hard he'll wish he never spoke
yes i have admit it their funny but would any one really use them???????
please tell me who,
because who ever does can't really go up to a girl and just say "hi are u alright? want to chat ?" then from there
no one can't tell a men can't do that well whats happening to u guys
really when girls say some guys are losers i never believe them but if guys use these lines they really are
iam into them
try again
and get a life u wasting time people
it's not funny at all
please stop
laters
quee.b. |
| nicegril | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 01:53 pm
Dear to all my somalia/brothers and sisters
first of all hi guys second my name's samira I live in uk I am 18 yrs old also I live with my family.
I just want ya guys help me someting seriou
I am fall in love with someone in this world we don't now each other cuz we live far from where I live I just meet him in chatline we now each other
but we didn't see each other face to face I need some help guys
I am fall in love with him
I hope ya guys help me out |
| SOUTHBOY | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:59 am
how about this one,
Girl u got any somali in you (she says no), would u like some.
ONE. |
| A.B. | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 07:11 am
to the girl who fall in love with a stranger.
first of all hi, how r u?
second, don't think about him twice.forget him
and don't worry about it. sure it 'll hurt u and so on but the best thing is to do so.
i, myself, fall for this guy who was the world to me and now he's nothing more important to me than a fly. i hurt myself and my family a lot but they are fine now and i'm getting better.
so my advice to u from me is forget about and everything about him. i hope u didn't give him ur address and phone # and etc. but i also hoppe u got my point/my view of point.
after all, we r muslims and and we must go by our culture and religion.
hope u do the right thing.
best wishes to u girl.
bye for now.
love&peace. |
| nicegril | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 11:37 am
Thank ya A.B. I did really appreciate the way give me your advice & and I never forget ya rest of my life,A.B I didn't give my address or phone,but he made me love that's all,believe me I will forget him no more fall in love with him,from now on Iam not fall in love with him believe A.B thank ya very muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
peace &love all |
| SOUTHBOY | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 04:44 am
HOW THIS FELLAZ, GIRL MY PLACE OR YOURS. |
