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From Muqdisho to HARGIES

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000): From Muqdisho to HARGIES
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Anonymous

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:25 am
you guys heard of the XALWA GUY

the guy who came to store in hargeisa ask the cashier for "XALWA MA QABTAA" which in Hargies means, "are you merried to XALWA", HARGEISAWI guy said "yes i do, do you know her. and the MUQDISHO guy said "Yes, XAMARAA KU DHUUQ DHUUQI JIREY". which means i used to eat XALWA IN XAMER, but in HARGIES it means i used to DO her on MOQDISHO.

so the HARGAYSAWI get mad and start fighting with the guy...


another joke


two guys site next to each other on their way from moqdisho to hargies. the muqdisho guy on the window side of the bus. everytime he is doing something he "say" . "exuse" short for "excuse me"
or "iskuus" in somali, which means "squeez you"
after a long hours the HARGIESAWI GUY SAID
"ilaa xamara, ayaan iskuusaayey" and they start fighting

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Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:35 am
WAXBA MA AADAN SHEEGIN MILYAN GOOR AYAAN
MAQALNAY TAAS

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Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:54 am
WAXBA MA AADAN SHEEGIN MILYAN GOOR AYAAN
MAQALNAY TAAS

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Nabad

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 03:29 am
Hey that was quite a good joke I heard it before but I forgot how it goes. Thanx for the reminder.

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