HUSLER | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:58 am A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says: "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy, and I had that, too, until fat-head here came alon enjoy more coming soon peace |
me | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 02:43 am don't know weather to laugh or be shocked... |
LAMIA | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 04:14 pm looooooooooooooooooool funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
jj | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 05:20 pm the little boy was prbably man!!!!!!!!!!! |
jj | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 05:22 pm the little boy was prbably you man!!!!!!!!!!! |
SAMIA | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 10:37 pm THAT WAS NOT FUNNY IT WAS STUPID!!!!!!! |
jamall | Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:42 am lol that is so funny keep it up bro that was kind scared too peace |
Anonymous | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 11:12 am men u re the funniest person that i have ever heard in this web page. You know this is new material and I really like it you shouuld consider selling this joke. |
Ashour | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 11:49 am To the joke writer. that was great. To the audience. remember this supposed to be a joke. And I don't know who you think you are to critisize. Go with your moral crusades where needed. ok. Keep the good jokes coming. |