     WuTang | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 05:17 am
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the •••• is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". •••• off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the •••• would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know •••••••, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the ••••?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here •••••••!
Hope u laughing..if not, u must be one the them aight?....hahahaha
WuTang |
| ladywitda-attitude | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:24 pm
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w.lahi we think alike,,but i'm sure you copied that from some where,aaaaaaaah catchya!!don't 4rooooont nigga!!!its some funny ••••,,
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| Anonymous | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 08:03 am
I really found that funny cause people really do that. You're so funny man. How can I contact you? |
