     Anonymous | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:13 am
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even mosquitos stay away from her.
(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.
(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(6) She makes onions cry.
(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. |
| T-GIRL | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 05:32 pm
I am still Laughing......Cant type.... |
| Anonymous | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 12:02 pm
I love it man!
there's this boy I like and he has a girl freind so I'm gonna say this to him.
Thanx for it. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:31 am
GOD WHERE DID U GET THAT IT IS REALY FUNNY COOL JOKE |
| Anonymous | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 12:55 pm
bitch your girl friend must be guly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:44 pm
Sucka i hear that line about how she is so ugly she gotta trick or treat over the phone. anyhow all in all is aight. Funny. Compliment from me. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 10:48 am
funny ha ha
is your girl dat ugly |
| NELLY. | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 08:02 pm
STUPID WHY CAN'T U GET UR OWN S*** INSTEAD OF COPYING FROM THE NET. THAT'S SAD THAT U CAN'T THINK FOR SELF. NO OFFENSE. ANYWAY IT WASN'T FUNNY TO ME CAUSE LIKE I SAID I ALREADY SEEIN IT BEFORE IN THE NET. AND OUT OF THE BLUE WHO THE HELL DID U WRITE THIS TO? I KNOW U DON'T LIVE IN SAN DIEGO CAUSE NON OF THE SD CHICKZ ARE EVEN CLOSE TO THAT. NA MEAN. LADIEZ HOW IS THIS GONNA CLOWN U PROTECT AND FIGHT BACK! LOL TO THE PERSON HE'S TALKING ABOUT! LOL |
| Anonymous | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 07:53 am
NELLY HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SAN DIEGO SINCE THE REAL NELLY IS FROM ST.LOUIS
DON'T TRY TO BE MY BABY NELLY OKAY
AND THOSE JOKES WERE FUNNY AS HELLLLLL
LOVE AND PEACE I'M TELLING THOSE JOKES TO MY
FRIENDS BOYFRIEND. |
