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LADYWITDA-ATTITUDE

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:31 pm
U KNOW U FROM RIDGEMONT HIGH!.....

WHEN,YOU LOOK 4WARD TO 9.05 SO YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE CLASS ROOM.

WHEN ,YOU COLLACT QUATORS SO YOU CAN MAKE A DOLLAR !

WHEN YOU CALL IN FROM THE SCHOOL PAYPHONE TO CALL IN SICK.

YOU FINALLY EXCEPT SHARING YA LUNCH WITH EVERY ONE.


YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY "HI", IN 60 LANGUAGES

THERE IS AN ERROR IN EVERY SECOND SENTANCE!

MATH IS YOUR FAVOURITE SUBJECT

ENGLISH IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURIT SUBJECT

SKIP CLASS TO GO TO RIDUE MALL

WHEN YOU GO IN THE BATHROOM WHILE THE NATIONAL SONG IS PLAYNG.

LADYS. YOU LOVE TO NIKI IN THE HALL WAY.

FINALLY THE TEACHERS EXCEPT THAT WE ARE NOT FIGHTING WHEN WE TALK.(we just happen to be loud ppl)

WE ENJOY SCREAMING IN OUR LANGUAGE when we in the additerium

YOU CLAIM THAT YOU GRADUATING EVERY YEAR,,LOL those who feel me


YOU REPLACE THE TERM "ARAB" FOR "DAGACASS":O
WHEN YOU FAIL,YOU THINK THE TEACHER IS RACIST.
YOU HIDE IN THE LIBRARY/BATHROOM WHEN YOU WANT TO SKIP CLASS

YOU KNOW I'M SOMALIAN,CUZ MY GRAMMER STINKISSSS
EM OUT!

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BBladyjiggalow

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:41 pm
nayaa ,shak shuuko,thats soooooo true,,lololololololol
dats funny,,

love you chick,,
I smell basil lol

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RATED=XXXXX

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:45 pm
hoooooooyadaaaaaa wasssss laanfican lol
"BB" you sitting in my dick,,
BB call my cell 870-1278,,
LWA,,LOVE YA ••••,BRING IT ON BABE!

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••••-BAL-BAL

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:47 pm
RIDGEMONT---------0TTTTTTTZ

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BB-LADYJIGGALOW

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:54 pm
RATEDXXXXXX....WAIT UNTIL THE CLASS IS OVER!
EMA RATE YOU D==DEAD",,AND NIGGA PLEASE GET YA TONGUE OUT OF MY PUSSY.STOP GIVING ME YA SOCAIL WORKER #,I AIN;T GONNA TELL HER YOU LIVING WITH ME SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WALFARE CHECK MAILED AT MY CRIB..

OFF LIMIT,,

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LADYWITDA-ATTITUDE

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 04:00 pm
listen!rat.i mean ratedXXXX
nigga,get a J>O>B,you heard.
switch placeS and give me 20 minutes,,AAAAAAAAA lower nigga,gentel with ya Tongue!
don't forget its your second time failing dis class,,i know you from RIDEMONT!!!JAJAJJAJAJA,GAX GAX,, GAXXO UU DHIMO!!

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SQ

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 04:06 pm
SQ......AYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYA..
LADYZ,BB,LWA,RATEDXX ,,PASS ME A LEMON..MY STOMACH IS RUNNING,LOL,THATS anther somali language,,em lauging ,em lauging,em luaGing,,

GET BACK TO WORK.

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WuDog

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 11:28 pm
Rated=XXXXXX
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth
BAC!! BAC!! The hood ya grew up with

OUT LIMIT'S

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RATED-XXXX

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 12:10 am
BBladyjiggalow, bitch em still waiting for your call.Bitch my dick is itchy.wait until I see you, em bust a cap on ass..you good enough to ••••,,ugly bitch!

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sisqo&hiswhore

Monday, October 02, 2000 - 11:22 am
you right bitch,can i ask a quick ?ru still there
in Rigmond high?if you still ru a janitor? and u know iam from ridgmond cuz of how spellthings.....................bitch i did a little bit better tnan iam in e.s.l college.

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BBLADYJIGGALOW

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 01:54 pm
listen,"siskhooes-whore",noh i'm not in ridgemont anymore,i suggest you go and grab a book,,noh grab a dictionary,,,,

em very proud of the progress you made lately,Miss chappell will be very happy...you are writing a full sentence but incomplet though,,,keep up the good work,,qaxxoti the effort counts u know.

jaaaaw,,,cajuus waxxid

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BBladyjiggalow

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 02:03 pm
EX-RAY DAT RAT,MOTHAFAKAAAAAAAAA,RATEDXXXX
YOU STILL WISH YOU CAN GET IN MY PUSSY,LICK IT NIGGA , AND IF YOU GOOD ,I MIGHT LET YOU STICK IT,
I USE TO SEE YA UGLY ASS IN THE HALL-WAY,AND NOW I SEE YOU IN RIDUE MALL,YOU BETTA STOP LOOKING AT ME JIGGA,CUZ DIS ••••,(you can;t touch dis!!!!!!)BUT I WANT YA FRIEND THOUGH.AAHHAHAHAHAH,,SHAK SHUUK.

lower jigga lower,

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cambaro-luul

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 03:40 pm
naya cambaro,qax qax qax,wlahi waad ee deshey.(killing me softly with ya words)ahahahhaha.chick em'n love with u,but waz up with ratedxx and BB they starting a war up in here.SQ aaaaaaaaaaaa ika daf walashiis,here is liin danaan!calool xanuun,ah ah ah ah.

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U KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN

Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 09:12 pm
HAHAHAHA! THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
RIDGEMOND PEOPLE SUCK LIKE HELLLLLLL!!!
THEY ARE THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN!
SPECIALLY THE GIRLS!!!
THEY COME OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH THE HIJAB ANDD TAKE IT OFF AT RIDGEMONT'S WASHROOM!!
THEY TALK ON AND ON ABOUT PEOPLE!!!!!
THEY GRADUATE EVERY YEAR!!!
THEY SUCK!
AND THE GIRLS THINK THE "DIANA DORNEVADE""" MAKES THEM LOOK PRETIER!!!
AND THEY THINK THE MORE MAKE UP AND THE MORE DIANA MAKES THEM HOTTER!!!
Y'ALL LADIES IN RIDGEMONT ARE UGLY!!!
GET USE2IT!
BITCHES!!!!

P.S WHY SUDDENLY ALL THE GIRLS BECAME WHITE????
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!!!!
PEACE AND LOVE

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TO DA-DARKASS-BITCH

Friday, October 06, 2000 - 04:40 pm
listen mothafakaaaaa, I know you a bitch,for real i can tell by the way you talk.lil hoe,go school your self,You know all the niggaz in 0.t wish they can get rigemont chicks,,and you lil hoe,don't be jelouse if ya ass is dark..we ---natural,don;t play hate,congratulate us motha -fakaaaaaa

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DMX

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 02:08 am
Damn Dawgz n Hoes fill me in..
I aint now Bad Ass somali hoes in Ottie,Ca..

Y'll Go For Groupies To SouthSide Mnpls..
We got Game. & $$$$$$$$.
Im Out.

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BBLADYJIGGALOW

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:56 pm
listen DMX,,its Ottawa son,and its located in canada,mothafakaaa learn ya geoooooooographiiiiiiiie...stupid ass illarated somalian dowg,i hate all these mothafakaz with attitudes,,nigga you betta bowdown wit both knees,CUZ EM BAD TO THE BONE,you betta regonize my TITIZ are full BLOWNNN(OO),,u heard

CAUTION:SLIPPERY WHEN WET,,FRAGILE WHEN HANDLING WITH DA TONGUE.......lower jigga lower...

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RATEDXXX

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 03:00 pm
BB, YOU STILL FRONT'N,,CHICK YOU KNOW I LOVE U,
LET NO NIGGA PUT U DOWN,,
BUT MY DICK IS STILL ITCHY BITCH, I THINK ITS DAT NYLONE UNDERWEAR,,DON;T YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO DAT ••••,OWCH

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natural

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 05:11 pm
natural:

ya the joke is of the hook but is not for all the people some of them uses diana but some are natural get that. an't saying anything else cause i goes to ridgemont and i didn't like some of the bitches goes there cause they are have discover and half wild suckers. who ever wrote this joke is of the hook but not for the all cruse up there ya got bitches and niggaz
too much diana don't makes u pretty but it will make u ugly cause your face if white but your hands and your ass are black, and u will get more bimbles everyday so stop that right ladies or should i call whores.
peace i'm out.

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J.S STUDENT

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 10:48 am
-U KNOW YOUR FROM RIDGEMONT WHEN U PICK A GRADE AND STICK TO IT FOR 5 YEARS
-U KNOW...WHEN U FIGHT ARABS AT MR ARCADE
-U KNOW...WHEN THERES 500 CHINESE RUNING AFTER YOUR SKINNY ASS

-U KNOW...WHEN SOMALI GIRLS WEAR HIJAB LIKE A BANDANA


-U KNOW YOUR NOT FROM RIDGEMONT WHEN U HAVE OVER 60% AVERAGE
-U KNOW... WHEN 90% OF THE SCHOOL POPULATION IS AT SCHOOL AT EID
-U KNOW WHEN U GRADUATE WITHIN 4 YRS

PEACE OUT
P.S J.S IS THA PHATTEST SCHOOL

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HIGHROLLER

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 12:37 pm
RIDGEMONT IS A FUCKED UP SCHOOL! IF YOU HAVE A DIPLOMA FROM THERE, YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T GOING NO WHERE! STRAIGHT TO THE STATES YOU IMMIGRANT ASS LOW-LIFE RIDGEMONT STUDENTS! OH YEAH, OR J.D.S FOR LIFE. P.S. HALF THE HOOD RATS FROM RIDGEMONT ALREADY GAVE ME HEAD. THE SCHOOLS THAT I HAVE TO GIVE IT UP TO IS J.S. AND WOODROFFE. OTHER WACK ASS SCHOOLS LIKE RIDGEMONT,HILLCREST,RIDEAU,GLOUCESTER CAN SUCK MY DICKKKK!

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GoneKuruptInOttawa

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 10:47 am
Ok ok, yes we know ridgemont be full of flight 13 peeps....so what? let them do they thang..ya'll must remember...WE WERE ALL LIKE THAT ONCE!!!....dont hate on each other..na mean..congradulate...I got love for all my ottawa peeps..all tho ya'll wack and messed up(DONT GET OFFENDED)...its part of life and ya'll need to learn how to live with it....REPRESENTING 4 ALL MY GRLZ UP IN BROOKFIELDDDDDDDD....SOUTH SIDE HOLD IT DOWN...and plzzz dont hate.....KEEP IT REAL...STAY SMOOTH AND KEEP YA HEADS UP,..HOPE THE BEST... ICE ICE BABY...ONE!!!!!!!

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EDUCATED_NIGGA

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 06:52 am
HEY YA'LL DISSIN' RIDGEMONT CAUSE THEY'RE STUDENTS GRADUATE EVERY YEAR. WELL YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU HAVEN'T GRADUATED FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. LEARN HOW TO PUT A COMPLETE SENTENCE TOGETHER. STOP DISSIN' PEOPLE IF YOU CAN'T WRITE A PROPER SENTENCE IN DOIN' SO. AND FOR HIGH ROLLER NIGGA G.H.S (GLOUCESTER HIGH SCHOOL FOR YOU DICK HEADS) BE MACKIN' ON YO CHICKS UP IN J.S AND WOODROFFE, WE WALK THROUGH THE HALLS OF YO SCHOOLS LIKE THEY'RE OURS. FINALLY, IF ANY OF YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH WRITING, SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL SKILLS HOLLA AT A NIGGA AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOME LESSONS. LESSON #1: HOOKED ON PHONICS. WE'RE GONNA START EARLY, REAL EARLY.

P.S: SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY RIDGEMONT PEEPS, TRUE SOLDIERS. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCE OUT

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NELLY.

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 10:36 am
yo motha fuckerz sick damn ridgemont eh that is a gay school and all the peepz that go their tooo why the •••• yo be writing gay •••• mother fuckerz u can clown each other all u want cause u use to go to the same school but here is a challenge mother fuckerz am from sd san diego california incase u ridgemont people hide in the bathroom during social studies lol u know u smiling whipe it off cause am the one that's laughing out loud on ur ignorance lol lol feel me! sd reprsenting showing yo fools how we get down!

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PLAYA HATER

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:28 am
TO ALL LOSERS.
BITCH,BITCHES....WHORE,WHORES...U DON'T HAVE LIFE RIGHT WHEN YOUR TRYING TO HATE OTHER SCHOOLS CAUSE YA JELOUS RIGHT THIS IS HOW IS GONNA GO LOSERS. YA LOSERS RIDGHEMONT IS THE OF THE HOOK AND GUEST WHAT THEY GOT THE HIGHEST SCHOLARSHIP THIS YEAR. I THINK SOME OF U GET DITCHED FROM RIDGEMONT CAUSE I CAN SEE THE ANGER YA ALL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE....WHAT...WHAT...THIS IS THE TRUTH YA. YA I'M TALKING TO J.S CRUSE YA THAT IS THE WALFARE CAUSE U GUYS HAVE NO AUTITORIUM,NO CAFE SMALL CLASSE LIKE YOUR IN JAIL, DON'T COMPARE THE TWO SCHOOLS CAUSE WE ARE STRAIGHT UP PEOPLE. J.S IS DHAGACAS SCHOOL WITH SHOWING OF CARS. STOP TEASING RIDGEMONT CAUSE WE ARE BETTER THAN MOST OF THE SCHOOLS IN OTTAWA. BUT I HAVE LOVE FOR ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS. .....THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING THAT RIDGEMONT STUDENTS ARE FLIGHT 13 PEEPS THEIR MOTHERS ARE FLIGHT 13.

P.S I'M GIVING SHOUT TO ALL RIDGEMONT,REDAU,AND GLOUCESTER SCHOOL I L'VE YA ALL. PEACE OUT.

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