     LAMIA | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 03:44 pm
Things To Do On an Elevator
1) When there`s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn`t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you`re on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you`re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How`s your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That`s mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they`d like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It`s okay. Don`t panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don`t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You`re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." |
| LWA | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 04:14 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I LOVE IT,,,YOU AMAZING,,EM PRINT IT OUT NOW!!!!!
ITS FUNNY CHICK.... |
| ATLANTAMAN | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:57 pm
HEY IT IS VERY FUNY I'M STILL LAUGHING, CANT WAIT TO USE SOME OF THESE COS, I WORK IN A BUILDING, THANX. |
| la girl | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 05:00 am
very funny do u have any more? |
| LAMIA | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:01 pm
THANX YALL I'M GLAD U ENJOYED IT. LA GIRL SORRY I DON'T GOT MORE BUT YOU KNOW I POSTED ANOTHER FUNNY JOKE CHECK IT OUT IT CALLED CHOCOLATE VS SEX.
PEACE OUT MA PPL |
| Tessa | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:22 pm
Yo Lamia i already know this joke but it's good of u to share it with those who don't know it.
HEY EVERY1 DO U KNOW WHY LAMIA KNOWS THIS JOKE????
BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY DOES THESE THINGS TO PPL IN THE ELEVATOR!(trust me i know this girl and she actually does these things) That's how we met i was in the elevator and i saw her facin the corner!!! I'm like, what the hell????
Anyways DRINK MILK LUV LIFE
(hey lamia c u lata n don't b mad)
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| LAMIA | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 04:04 am
YO TESSA YOU KNOW I LEARNED THOSE FROM YOU SO STOP PLAYIN AIGHT.  |
| CIRE | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 10:06 pm
I farted in Elevator,uf' uf ,,furtunately Lamia was there with CHanel#5,,,,,,thnx
More jokes sis, as they said 1>>>>mo time
P.S. I DID it #2 "shocks" it works good do ya believe that!!!!!
DHUUSO OFF |
