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     | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 10:03 am here is a little joke. SUBJECT: Apartment for Rent A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500, and she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT" On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed a note: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied; (2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found our that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the land lord. Thank you.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 10:22 am BRAVO
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 11:53 am That was very cute London girl. Keep up the good work sis. It was really funny. Peace & Love Another Londoner.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 01:38 pm It's always a pleasure to re-read good jokes Bye for now Bro from Ecosse
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 04:22 am Good laugh Sahal!!! It was really funny, Bravo lollllllllllllllllll. Keep up the good work brother peace I am out. Rooble
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 04:59 am If u ask me it sounds like a true story that happend to her don't u peepz agry
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 08:09 am It was a christmas morning & the postman was delivering the mail. He rang a doorbell, than a blond woman answered. She said come in & offered him a lunch. He ate. Befo' he wanted 2 leave the blond said "can u help me somethin' with my bedroom?" he said ok (since he got a food 4 free). When he came in2 the room she closed the door & stripped, than the postman looked at the mail & said "the post can wait". When he wanted 2 leave the blond said, wait & gave him a buck (1 dollar). The postman said "hi lady, what is't with u? 1st u gimme lunch, than u gimme the sex of my life & now u gimme a buck" She said "when my huspand was leaving 4 work i asked him, what should i give the postman 4 christmas" he said "•••• the postman, give him a buck" but the lunch was my idea. Written by: maxfowzi@hotmail.com
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| | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 12:42 pm SAHAL.... The story was cleverly narrated. But what U forgot to mention was that in London we use ££ not $$ Capishe?
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| | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 04:26 am WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP MY PPL THANX 4 U REPLAYS AND I WANT 2 REPLAY 4 SOME PPL FIRST OF ALL MY NAME IS SAHAL AND IT DOES MEAN EASY AYAN : THANX BUT BY THE WAY AM A MALE. PRIVATE I : DON'T JUMP 4 ANY CONCLUSION ANONYMOUS: U JOKE WAS EVEN BETTER I RELLY ENJOYED IT T-GIRL: WAZAAAAAAAAAP SIS U NEED 2 CHILL AND ENJOY IT DON'T TAKE LIVE THAT WAY 2
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 01:47 am sahal: hi brother , take this story Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and go back to her place.Later, the young man pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for hislighter.Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table,he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies,snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then". "No, don't be silly," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered fellow. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation."
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 04:29 am http://lol.pyar.com
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:15 am THAT WAS GREAT.
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:46 am HAYAT THAT WAS REALY WONDERFUL JOKE I REALLY ENJOYED IT OH MY WOLRD CHECK OUT THE SPIECAL JOKE I SEND BY U NAME HAYAT
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 09:28 am hi; anonymous, that was cool joke but i don,t laugh that easy but was,t happen U to guy or female what ever U maybe,I imagine U in London U cleverly put together,how did U do that. or U narrated from book well let be finish with bravo keep the funny staff there
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 04:36 pm funny really funny!!! NOT
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| | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 07:07 am HAYAT IS NO 1 JOKER IN THE NET AND I WILL VOTE 4 HER ANY DAY OF THE WEEK HAYAT PEACE & LOVE SAHAL69
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| | Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 10:31 am COMMEN FROM METHODMAN. *****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
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