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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): To all Somali girls
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DMX

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 02:46 am
I saw a message a while ago on somalinet posted by a somali sista refering to Farahs. If u r not familiar what a farah is allow me to define it for u....'a farah is a somali guy who came to the west in order to get educated or earn a living but instead sat on his arse smoking weed and chewing kaad' i have to say that i have seen a lot of Farahs around but i feel it is my duty to stand up for these uneducated brothas so let me tell u of the female equivalent of farah i.e a Halimo..this is a somali girl who came to the west wearing a veil and not saying sh#t, she stayed in her house for the first couple of years still shell schocked about living in the west..then this girl started listening to TLC and destiny's child and started wearing tight outfits revealing all the fat layers on her body, a wig to cover up her fucked up hair and started to develop a talk-to-the-hand-cos-the-face-don't-want-to-know-attitude which she no doubt picked up from watching countless episodes of Jerry Springer. I just wanna stress that this does not apply to all somali girls cos there r a lot of somali sistaz out there who are FINE looking women have a great personality and i've got much love for y'all...

Peace

DMX

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queen.b.

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 03:06 am
hi DMX whatzzzzzzupppppp
in ways i agree with u
but not in ways

i want to know do u came from London ?
you see I am girl who's always been busy with things
and I never meant somalian people over the internet so I want to get to know some U seem interesting to me
Laters queen.b

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amina

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 08:02 am
DMX @ Burco (??)

U tell it like it is bro but easy on the halimoyin.

I hope (truely ) that u aint no farah my bro.

Amina @ London

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DMX

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:38 am
To Amina
Yo amina that sh#t was funny (DMX@burco??) i can assure u that i am not a Farah, because 1st of all i'm not even from Burco i'm from Djibouti and also the fact that i am able to spell should be all the evidence u need to prove to u that i am not a Farah...

To Queen B
U seem kinda intresting yourself sis and I wouldn't mind to get to know u, to answer your question, no i don't live in london, i'm actually from Cardiff.

Peace

DMX

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Mahamed hassan yusuf

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 03:57 am
Friendly reminder


Well all I have to say is: I have lot;s of love for all my Somalis sisters world wide, those of you in Western countries have to be more careful in crazy Western societies, keep your dignity, religion and your culture, and God bless you all.

M from Netherlands

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abdi-fatah

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 12:42 pm
If you are somali and not a farah then why DMX instead of your real special name that your mother and father gave you idiot.

Peace
p.s brotha before sending these kind of messages to the internet rethink.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 12:42 am
this is to DMX
I am glad to know that your interested but you forgot to give me your e-mail address so i can actually contact you. i can't give you mine cause I havent got one but i'll give you my friends email instead here it goes zayneb44@hotmail.com
QUEEN B
laters bro!!!

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Anonymous

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 12:42 am
this is to DMX
I am glad to know that your interested but you forgot to give me your e-mail address so i can actually contact you. i can't give you mine cause I havent got one but i'll give you my friends email instead here it goes zayneb44@hotmail.com
QUEEN B
laters bro!!!

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Wonderin

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 04:41 am
That is sooo true.
But i have one tiny Q....
"she also began to wear a wig to cover up her fuc##ed up looking hair."

are u trying ot imply that girls that wear hijab/khamar have hair like that??

don't take it personal, i just didn't understand what u meant by it.

wonderin'

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amina

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 07:36 am
Are u not DMX@burco?

DMX from what i hear welsh boys arn't doing so well bro. from what i hear they are right dossers esp. fish n chipska (looool). LAKIN I am sure that u is different. (???)

are u saying that burco boys are farahs or am i getting the wrong end off the stick.

and waz the wig thang// i thought that line was used for the bide chicks. lol

Anyways my brothas n sistas like bro mohamed hassan has correctly said keep ya heads up man.

easy now
amina @ london / burco

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its me

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 04:41 am
Amina your killa girle freind!!

Welsh boys lol.

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Number one fan

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 04:52 am
to mahamed hassen farah
i guess this is what it say ......anyway i loved the way you asked that so go bro ......
love to hear from you and your thoughts on thinks

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Bullet

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 10:02 pm
Why can't y'all find som'in iintresting 2 talk 'bout? it borez me when soomalian girlz act like they hate somalian boyz or vice versa... I know 4sure y'all love eachother.

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DMX

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 12:07 pm
THE ONLY REASON WHY I USEDDMX IS BECAUSE
MY NAME IS TO LONG....TO WRITE OKAY.

DMX= DAHIR MOHAMED XASSAN.

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The Real DMX

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:17 am
To Dahir Mohamed Xassan
Why r u implying that u r the same Dmx who started off this discusion u know that it wasn't u and that u r just jumping on the band wagon...
To everyonelse
in my initial message i was not refering to all somali girls, only those that have tried to take on a culture and way of life that wasn't there own, the majority of somali girls are theeee bomb i.e the good looking and have got a great personality...
To Amina
What do u mean whelsh boys aren't doing so good?

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FAIZA

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:22 am
all i got to say is that you might not be a FARAH but you are obviously a loser and a wanna be. And and by the way DMX is something you don't joke about get a real name. I bet your name is FARAH

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JUST ANOTHER GIRL

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:39 am
HEY DMX, JUST A LITTLE FRIENDLY REMINDER, BECAUSE IT SEEMS THAT YOU TOO HAVE GOTTEN ALL CAUGHT UP ...EVERY CULTURE WORLDWIE HAS ITS' SHARE OF...HOW WAS IT THAT U PUT IT SOO ELIQUONENTLY... OH YEAH "HALIMOS & FARAHS". SO INSTEAD OF HIGHTLIGHTING THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS OF OUR PEOPLE ( WHO ALL HAVE A DOWN PERIOD IN LIFE AT SOMETIME OR ANOTHER), WHY DON'T EMPHASIZE ON THE ONES THAT HAVE THE KILLAH PERSONALITIES & LOOKS!
SPREAD THE POSITIVITY AROUND DMX, U WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MUCH A POSITIVE COMMENT CAN AFFECT SOMEONE U DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!
AND TO ALL MY SOMALI BROTHAS...RICH OR TRIFLIN'...
WORLDLY SCHOLAR OR QAAD CHEWER...
I STILL LOVE Y'ALL!!!!

PS. TO ALL MY FELLOW SISTAS , TRUELY KEEP YO' HEADS UP HIGH ! Y'ALL KNOW THESE BROTHAS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF US , AND IF THEY STRAY , THEY'LL RETURN EVENTUALLY, CAUSE THEY KNOW , LIKE WE KNOW,THAT THERE AIN'T NO WOMAN BETTA FO' THEM , THEN A SOMALI QUEEN ... AIN'T THAT RIGHT BOYS?

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DMX

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 03:25 am
To Just Another Girl
U seem to think that i am just spreading negativity, all i'm doing is telling the truth, if u read my initial message it says that not all somali girls are like that and that most are fine looking sistas with great personalities and i got much love for them, and u r right i can't enough of somali girls (i.e those non-Halimo girls)

Peace

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EASTENDER

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 04:14 am
WHAT IZ UPPPPPPPPPPPPP EVERYONE.

All i have to say to you all is instead of puting down each other why not tell positive stuff to each other. I am sure almost most of you have good or bad experience that you keeping to urself but busting to tell someone.

To DMX, the girls aren't the only ones that got cought up the live style in western country. Why didn't u critises the boy's who started trying to be a bad boy's instead of going to school or college and ended up been locked up. As u are from u.k, i am sure u know enough somalian boys locked up in prison by doing stupid little stuff like stealing bottle of beer. Don't get me wrong, i am not saying what you said aightn't true.. It is true there are lot of bad Somalian birds out there but LET US TALK ABOUT THE GOOD BOY'S AND GIRLS, AND WHAT THEY COULD ACHIEVE IN LIFE

ALSO LET US HOPE FOR THE BEST THE REST OF THEM.

PEACE TO ALL SOMALIAN, ENOUGH RESPECT TO YOU INIT.

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DMX

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 02:41 am
To Everyone
This is just to let everyone know that on the 2nd of november Shola Ama and Mike 'ruff cut' Lloyd and others including Sparks and Kai will be at evolution night club in Cardiff blazing Hip Hop, RnB and Garage..watch this space for further details

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Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 10:49 am
Hey DMX!!!!
(in your original message)I couldn't have said it better.... There are more than few bad apples whether they be Halimos or Farahs. The fact remains, can they be helped? In T.O I see them around acting like they're all that, in reality I feel sorry for their lost souls!!!! Needless to say they're the assimilated ones and have no culture to turn to! So Forget the Halimos and Farahs and Let's focus on the Hassans(handsome)and the Zeinabs (beautiful) alright??
By the way i'm from djibouti too.
salam

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4real

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:13 pm
u tell it like it is bro..i'm a FINE looking sistah who just by the way.graduated from W.S.U . whoa whoa!!!!!!!!!!!now tell me that aint popin'

QUEEN-B. interested in the brotha huh?looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Ladan

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 11:44 pm
Dmx that wasv nice to tell for us coz we dont se
the fact 4 reall i am happy to know that n
i hope to meet some body like u......
keep it cool bro !!!!!!!!
From ya sista

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CHARLIES ANGELS

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 05:29 am
THIS IS TO DMX (numba 1 farah)

WATS WRONG WID BURCO

WHO SAYS DAT FARAH'S ARE FROM BURCO.
by the way were not from burcu

PEACE AND LOVE

TOTTENHAN GALS

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