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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): To all somali girls
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DMX

Monday, October 09, 2000 - 03:03 am
I saw a message posted on somalinet a while ago by a somali sista refering to 'class A farah'. If u r not famaliar with the term Farah allow me to define it for u...'a farah is a somali guy who came to the west to get educated or earn a living but instead sat on his arse chewing kaad or smoking weed'...i have to say that i have seen a lot of farah around but i feel it is my duty to protect these uneducated brothas...the female equivalent of a farah is a Halimo...this is a girl who came to the west wearing a veil and not saying sh#t, she satyed in her house for the first couple of years still shell shocked by the whole experience...then this same girl started listening to TLC and Destiny's child and also started watching countless numbers of Jerry Springer episodes and as a result of this she began to develop a talk-to-the-hand-cos-the-face-don't-want-to-know attitude, she now whore tigh outfits revealing all the layers of fat on her body (especially those layers on her ass) and she also began to wear a wig to cover up her fuc##ed up looking hair. I wanna stress that this by no means implies that all somali girls a like that most of which are FINE looking women with great personalities and i've got much love for y'all

Peace

DMX

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HAIBE

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:42 am
Good one dmx! give it to them bruv. Otherwise they may end up like IMAN who married a KAFIR and thinks its OK. THAT BITCH.

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wonderin

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 05:13 am
That is sooo true.
But i have one tiny Q....
"she also began to wear a wig to cover up her fuc##ed up looking hair."

are u trying ot imply that girls that wear hijab/khamar have hair like that??

don't take it personal, i just didn't understand what u meant by it.

wonderin'

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funnygirl

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 09:54 am
Hi dmx
i am a somali girl and to be honest with you i really hate the names that they give them selves, like halimo and farah, i think it is stupid to call them selves. Anyway i don't like the girls that dress up like the non muslim ppl and i have some friends who dress up that way.

I always tell them that we have a religion, we believe in god and god told us in the quran how girls and women should dress up, but they seems to forget that. One thing that i don't understand is that back home we never used to dress up this way and i don't know why they dress up this way now. I really don't think wearing tight and putting your hear out, is not looking good.

peace you all
love funnygirl

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nafisa

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 01:24 pm
yoooooooooooooooo! u just telling us ur experience or what? we know what farax like but iam a halimo who love jm so what would u do farax,coz u will miss ur qaad will u fighting 4 me ,


me or qaad ??????????????

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Muudeey

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 09:11 am
Bro DMX i feel ya nigga u know what i am saying we're here...well ya better drop the fucking Nick Coz DMX himself blows the weed and what'chu talking about well it was a nice try and ya are almost right...keep it up and locked in,,,Got some Weed Bro...i Run out:)

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GirlWithHijab

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 11:34 am
Let me just say this............you MEN are dissing sistas who came to this Society, what about you?????????????????????? Look at yourselves first then tell me what is wrong or right. Like Muudeey..............what are you trying to say bro, I just can't get you.............talk striaght or don't talk at all. Sistas do what you like.................don't let these brothas aka Niggas tell you what to do. Men are wrothless creators who try to think for us but can't. Let me give it to you brothas without us woman, especially somali sistas you are nothing. So give us a break............

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queen.b

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 03:24 am
while first funnygirl i hear what u say thats right but u see they just doing what other people are doing, they see it to be alright
and other thing u say you a funnygirl in what u have just said theres nothing funny about that
so if you going to give you self a name try to stick to it ok sis

muudeey
i hear too i've run out of weed too

girlwithhijab
YOU GO GIRL tell them how it is
laters people
peace to everyone
queen.b.

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faiza

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 04:38 am
Hey Queen-b is see your comments everywhere. maybe you should put up a joke or something. see ya'all and DMX get a life you loser.

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queen.b.

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 06:12 am
do u now faiza
u see i am not that good at jokes but i like to say my point of few in issues and like to hear nothers too
so tell me about yourself
are u from london ?

love and peace
samira

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Muudeey

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 11:18 am
DMX sxb walaahi ishaa ka riday...i feel u right here...keep up the good work....and Queen B is the B for Bitch...just asking,no offense at all.
bye ya'all

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ONE_LOVE

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 01:34 pm
FAIZA WHY ARE YOU HATING GIRL..??
WHAT DMX SAID IS SO TRUE. oR ARE YOU TO CLUELESS
TO UNDERSTAND AND SEE HIS POINT OF VIEW..!!!!
ONE LOVE YALL

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funnygirl

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 04:57 am
hi ya'll

queen.b. thanks girl, but the name is just a name, it doesn't have to be funny. you are queen.b. are you a queen?

Faiza i am with you, i don't really see any point of doing this, but be careful bro.

Muudeey, i don't think that this is a good work, it is a stupid discussion. farah and halima what ever they are it is up to them to dress up what way they want. they have a choices.
so tell me bro are you a farah your self.

bye
peace you all
love you

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TARRICK

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:27 am
FOR A LONG TIME, I WAS WONDERING WHY GIRLS HAVE TO WEAR HIJAAB OR KHAMAR. I WAS ALWAYS ARGUING WITH MY FRIEND CAUSE SHE ALWAYS THOUGH IT WAS PART OF THE RELIGION AND I THOUGH IT WAS SAING ELSE. BECAUSE BACK HOME THEY(WOMAN AT LARGE)NEVER USE TO COVER THEMSELVE THAT MUCH . SO IN ORDER TO GET MY SURVEY RIGHT, I ASKED FEW PPL AND THERS ANSWER WAS SO DIFFERENT.
I FOUND OUT SOME GIRLS OF THEM WERE WEARING CAUSE IT IS AN OBLIGATION TO ALL MUSLIM WOMAN WHICH I RESPECT. THE REST WERE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND,SOME WERE VERY COLD THEY USE IT AS A PROTECTION,SOME WERE BOLD THEY SHAVED THEIR HAIR AND NEVER HAVE TO KOME,AND SO ON AND SON .ALL IN ALL I FOUND GIRLS DISRESPECT THEMSELVES SO MUCH, IF YA DO NOT RESPECT YA SELF WHO WILL?
FUNNY AND FAIZA STOP HATING SISTERS,ENJOY UR TIME AND BE CONTENT WITH WHAT U

FOR THE QUEEN AND THE DARKMAN KEEP IT REEL.

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TWISTA

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:29 am
QUEEN B WHAT IS UR EMAIL BABE CAUSE DAMM ARE SOPHISTICATED.
LOL

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TWISTA

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:31 am
QUEEN B WHAT IS UR EMAIL BABE CAUSE DAMM U ARE SOPHISTICATED.
LOL

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funnygirl

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 06:16 am
Hi ya all
TARRICK
Thanks for what you said, but i don't hate anyone.
I will tell why girls wear hijab. it is not because they are bold, they can not kome their hair, it is because of the religion. As we are muslim we believe that girls should cover them selves, wear hijab, loos close and etc. it is not something that anyone make it up, it saids in the qur'an, and the hadiths of prophet mohamed (salalahu calayhi wasalim). So i believe in that and cover my self. girls can take their hijab off when they are a places just for girls, at home, with their parents and brothers and sisters.

peace you all
love you all
bye

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