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Silly Indians!!!! :)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): Silly Indians!!!! :)
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Zuzu

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:03 am
Hi all.....I hope u guys gonna like this.

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the
cut,he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies:
'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the
Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you
Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves
the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to
open his shop,there is a Thank you Card and a
dozen Donuts waiting at his door.

An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and
he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies;
'I'm Sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am
doing a Community Service'. The next morning when
the Barber goes to open his shop, What does he find there? A Dozen Indians waiting for a free
haircut.....


:)
Peace and luv

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reallady2000

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 03:31 am
to zuzu,

that was really funny!!!
lol!!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:24 am
funny joke

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:26 am
Good joke bro keep at it.

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Yahye

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:42 am
Hi what's up with this Indian jokes? Why are you guys making fun of Indians? There was one like this fews a go and here we go again. It is all right to make jokes, but I think we should be more sensative and respectful to other communities.


Peace

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Zuzu

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 05:54 am
Thanks guys reallady2000 and the two anonynous

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me

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:28 am
didn't even crack a smile...indian jokes pleaz..
let me see a somali joke....what is the fast thing on two legs???
a somali with a welfare book

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Muudeey

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 09:15 am
Walaaahi aniga hadii aan gabar ahaan lahaa wajiga aan kugu dhifa lahaa coz all the somalian gals love indians(i mean the movies and the actors and all that crab)so leave indians alone....am just trying to get hooked with a gal:)

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HAMDI

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:17 am
AND HERE GOSE HAMDI AND SHE THINKS THAT WAS A DOZEN OF FUN

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Indianphopic

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 02:54 pm
haahhaha
•••• that was real funny, they r scum(i'm not racist)..
anyway, check this 1 out, about indians again aahahahah;

> Banta Singh was thinking of taking a vacation to Hawaii. He wondered how
> >long the flight was, so he called Hawaiian Airlines for some information.
> >The busy Hawaiian Airline reservation lady answered and Banta said: "
> Could
> >you tell me how long is the flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu?" The
> >reservation clerk said: "Just a minute." Banta said: " Thank you" and
> hung
> >up.


real supid ppl they are... ahaah

bye and much love 2 my somalians

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ahahahahh

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 08:48 am
hey the last is very funny i know indians r stupidlly funny.

anyway check this 1 out:

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were
discussing their work.

The first one said, 'I think accountants are the
easiest to operate on. Everything inside is
numbered.'

'I think librarians are the easiest,' said the
second surgeon. 'When you open them up all their
organs are alphabetically ordered.'

The third surgeon said, 'I prefer to operate on
electricians. All their organs are color coded.'

The fourth one said, 'I like to operate on
lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless,
and their head and ass are interchangeable


ahahhah its my favourite..

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