sahal69 | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 09:46 am A guy on electric death chair.The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?" lol xelwa |
sahal69 me my self and my self lol | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 09:50 am in case you don't like the first joke her is a realy bad one lol A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup. The next day the doctor calls him back to the office and says "I have some really bad news for you. I have checked this result with several of my colleagues and we have come to the same result. I'm sorry to say you only have one more day to live." The guy is shocked. He ends up in a bar for the remainder of the day trying to decide what he should do for the remaining day of his life. He finally decides he will go home and make wild and passionate love to his wife before he leaves this earth. When the guy gets home that evening he sneaks into the bedroom and takes off all his clothes and crawls into bed. For three hours he has sex like he has never had sex before. After he is finished he is completely exhausted and crawls to the bathroom, completely spent. Upon opening the bathroom door he is surprised to see his wife in the bathroom with a mudpack over her face. He asked puzzledly "How did you get in here." His wife then says "SHHH!!! You'll wake my mother..." |
ibtisaam | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 03:22 pm hi sahal 69 the second one is really funny joke keep up the good work. peace and love |
queen.b. | Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 03:16 am yes i like the second one too nice nice keep it up later queen.b. |
sahal69 | Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 09:06 am An engineer with international contacts was invited to dinner at the Iranian embassy in London and found himself sitting opposite a woman clad from head to foot in the black garment decreed by the Islamic fundamentalists. All he could see was a pair of beautiful dark brown eyes, which seemed to look right through him. He tried to catch her attention but to no avail so decided on more direct action. He 'accidentally' dropped his soupspoon and, apologizing to his neighbors, crawled under the table to retrieve it. On reaching the woman of his desire at the other side he gently caressed her slender ankles. On returning to his seat he looked across and -- absolutely no response! Deciding on another try, he 'accidentally' dropped his knife and, apologizing a gain, crawled under the table to retrieve it. On reaching the other side he felt inside the flowing robes and gently caressed her shapely calves. On returning to his seat he looked across and -- still noresponse! An engineer does not give up easily, so accidentally' dropped his fork and, with more apologies, crawled under the table to retrieve it. This time he felt higher inside the black robes and lovingly caressed the insides of her delightfully soft yet firm thighs. On returning to his seat he looked across and -- no more response than before! An engineer never knows when to quit, so he 'accidentally' dropped his dessert spoon and, with profuse apologies for his carelessness, crawled under the table to retrieve it. This time he was rewarded with a little note fluttering down from above. He eagerly opened it and read the following: "When you get to my balls, show no surprise." signed Carruthers, MI5 |