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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO???<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO???<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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DoooZ

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 06:18 pm
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD 3 DAYS TO LIVE AND
$3,000,000 TO SPEND ONLY WITH IN THOSE THREE DAYS?

WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR IF YOU HAD 3 WISH?

FOR EXAMPLE:A JAMAINCAN GUY WAS GRANTED 3 WISH AND
1st HE SAID I WANNA TO BE WHITE...GENIE SAID OK NEXT.
2nd HE SAID I WANNA BE WITH ALOT OF WOMEN..GENIE SAID NO PROBLEM NEXT.
3rd HE SAID I WANNA BE RICH..GENIE SAID AIGHT YOU READ BUUUFH.
SO GENIE MADE HIM A TAMPON ITS WHITE,ITS ALWAYS WITH WOMEN, AND ITS RICH OF TEXTURE..

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djbootty princezz

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 12:14 pm
i like your joke it's pretty funny.
keep writing jokes, because this is
jokes lounge, and some people just
don't understand that.
Peace out.

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LAJECEL

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 01:09 pm
DEAR SIRS

HADII SIDAAD SHEEGTAY AY IGU DHICI LAHAYD WAXAAN SAMEYN LAHAA,
1,000,000 HEER TUMASHO IYO RAAXO
1,000,000 MASJID IYO DUGSIYO QURAAN
1,000,000 JAAMACADO,SCHOOLS IYO MEEL WEYN/CASTLE OO AY DADKA IS JECEL SOO BOOQDAAN OO MEEL WALBA ADUUNKA LOOGA YIMAADO OO AXDIGA LAGU GALO.

THREE WISHES

1)IN AAN SOO SAARO DAWOOYINKA AIDS AND CANCER KA BADBAADIYANA DAD BADAN OO DHUNTAY RAJADAY ADUUNKA KA LAHAAYEEN. (RELEAVE FOR THIS WORLD)

2)IN AAN MATAANO DHALO

3)100 SANO CAAFIMAAD IYO CIBAADO SUUBAN KU GAARO
lajecel1@yahoo.com

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DoooZ

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 02:06 pm
>>LAJECEL<< MAAN YOU MUST BE THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT...
AND YOU GOT SOME VERY NICE WISHS HOPE THEY COME TRUE....


>>DJBOOTYPRINC<< GIRL U NEED TO TAKE YO BRAIN OUT OF YO FAAAAT AAAAAAASS..........LOL

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