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A Good joke for the weekend.... Have a nice one bro & Sis

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): A Good joke for the weekend.... Have a nice one bro & Sis
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Joker

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 01:53 pm
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and
set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an
upscale department store and approached the saleslady in
lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where she was
rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another
department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving
the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open
her blouse and yelled, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried
Clearasil?"

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WuDog

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 09:54 pm
lololo@@@@lol WorYAAAAAAA! that's was very fun fun joke! damm she needs a help from BBLJIGA!keep it up! more jokes,,

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sophia

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 12:43 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.that's hella funny bro.no wonda ya called ya self the "joker".
light this •••• up wit a anotha one!!!!!!!!!!!

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MAAMOO

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 05:39 pm
DADBAA QOSOL KADHIGA WAXAAN QOSOL AHEEN MIDA KALE CHAT KANI WAA MID LOOGU TALAGALAY IN LUGU HADLO AFKII HOOYO MEELKASTANA LOOGU HADLO EEKU WADA SHEEKAYSTA AFKII HOOYO EEILAAH INOO HIBEEYEY

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jaamac

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 12:20 pm
Looooooooooooooool Joker. And as for Maamoo, relax. Speaking of jokes, i have one for you, check it out.

A priest got sick and tired of his parishiners confessing to him about adultery, so one day, while he was giving his sermon, he told the crowd that if one more person confessed adultery to him, he would quit. Seeing that everybody liked the priest, they all deicded to invent the code word 'FALLEN' for adultery. So in the future, if anybody needed to confess adultery, they would say that they had fallen. The priest, unknown to this, was happy and stayed in the villege until he died.

A week after the priest's death, the new priest went to the Mayor's office to complain about the side walk of the church. "You have to fix the side walks, as many people are complaining about falling". The Mayor, realising that the new priest has not been told about the code word, laughed. Pointing to the Mayor, the priest said, "I don't know what your laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week":O

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SUSIE

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 08:39 pm
HAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA
I JUST FELL FROM MY CHAIR, MY SISTER IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY. THAT WAS HILARIOUS KEEP IT UP BRO


SUSIE
LOVE Y'ALL

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Joker

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 12:15 am
Glad you to know that you liked the joke

From Joker with love
HIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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A.B.

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 08:25 am
a man comes from work and after long week, he tries to go out and have some fun. while he's doing that, he meets this lady he liked and they danced and have a great time together.

later that night, he brings her to his place and have some more fun.

on the next moring, he wokes up feeling really shamed and bad and so he goes to this priest and thinks that everything will be ok soon.

the priest asks him what he have donne.
the man says" oooh father, i think i have sin. we didn't put them together or anything but we just rapped them together, is that a sin?"

the priest says" rapping is the same thing as doing it, you have to pay your price my son.
go three doors on your right and put 50.00 dollars
in that box. then all your sins will be forgiven"

the man agrees and thanks the priest then goes
three doors from his right.(the priest is watching him at all the time.) then pauses about a minute front of the box the leaves.


the priest yells after him and says" i saw you, you didn't put in any money!"

the man says" you said rapping is the same thing as doing it, so i just rapp it"
the priest then sights out while the man walks happy out of the chuch lol.

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Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 12:28 am
:(
:)
:O
:O

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C

Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 06:41 pm
":O

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