     Anonymous | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 09:04 am
Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and
nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological
meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this
subject. One by one, they offered their evidence...
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
Mother was sure he was God
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But perhaps the most compelling evidence...
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a
bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for him to do. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 09:06 am
Lol |
| Anonymous | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 02:37 pm
That is not a joke. Stop it. There was no such name called Jesus. The name was made by devil. So we don't have to take the path of this witches and evils tongue.
Stop joking with this •••• stuff. |
| Mahmood | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 06:30 pm
Laana Leyk for insulting and desecrating the name of our prophet Issa (Aleyhou wassalaam).
Please don't believe this piece of ••••.
Jesus never drank wine, Jesus didn't die, he is not a God... |
| sista | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 01:44 am
mahmood said it all |
| AsMahmoodsaid | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 05:32 am
...And he was not a women.
GET A LIFE ANONYMOUS YOU BASTARD!!!! |
| sex icon | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 12:04 pm
I agree with what Mahmood & Sista said, although some of it was pretty funny. And as for the third anonymous, CHILL! - Jesus is the English translation for Ciisa, it wasn't made by the devil. |
| SUSIE | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 08:51 pm
ANON#1
I LIKED IT BECAUSE IT WAS INTERESTING AND FUNNY, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
AND THE REST OF U GET A SENSE OF HUMOR, GOD DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT JOKING AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT IS ALL IT IS. APRECIATE YOU BROTHERS AND SISTERS EFFORTS.
KEEP IT REAL
LOVE AND PEACE
SUSIE |
| Anonymous | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 07:26 am
SUSIE YOUR ARE AN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. AND ANONYMOUS YOU ARE A LOSER I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU WOULD EVEN SAY THAT YOUR TOGUE NEEDS TO BE CUT, FOR ALL THOSE WORDS YOU WROTE THOSE ARE THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL.AND PEOPLE HOW DO WE KNOW THAT ANONYMOUS IS NOT A CHRISTIAN. |
| T-GIRL | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 12:09 pm
LOL..CALIFORNIAN |
| ISLAM | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 11:29 am
BITE YOUR TONGUE BEFORE U INSULT THE HONORABLE PROPHIT//NB;U WILL BE CHARGED 4 THIS IN THE HEREAFTER;ALLAH FOR GIVE U @@@ |
| onDaFloorRollnAroundlaughn@urComments | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 06:11 pm
loooool what funnier than the joke is all of URs reactions! ya'll are just funny ppl... You guyz need to chill |
| Muna | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:04 pm
To the original Anonymous..the man who posted the joke...
Man was that funny or what!!!It was really that belly shaking kind of joke.I feel that it was truly innocent and yet very hilarious.
For all the other people out there,people you need to just take a moment, take in a long deep breath,pull up a chair,perhaps even light up a cigar and RELAX!!!!!
We all know we are muslims here and no one in here is trying to defame Jesus or Prophet Issa.And no one in here is trying to make any negative comments about the Islamic religion.
He or she whoever it was that posted the joke was just trying to make us laugh.There is no need to crucify him for that.And as Susie put it there is nothing against joking so long as we bear in mind that it is just for humour's sake and don't attach any meaning to it.
But that was really funny.In fact if I could remember the whole thing it would be a joke I would not mind sharing with other people that have a true sense of humour.And oh yeah people cut it out with the whole devil crap and stop referring to White people or foreigners as Satan....Islam does not permit that either folks.Until next time peace,love and craziness to you all.
Muna. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 09:24 am
Muna and Sussie are real people who understand what sense of humor is, unlike 'over-reacting-less-educated-I-grew-up-in-The-West-And-Am-Smart-Teens'.
Cheerio sisters, |
