Anonymous | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 09:06 am An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. The young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors ,green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." |
Anonymous | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 07:04 am Lol lol Funny joke lololololooolo9lololololo |
whats my name | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:10 am that was so funny i nearly died with laughter. you good ol corker you |
NO NAME | Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 11:05 pm CHECK THIS ONE OUT A MAN AND HIS WIFE WENT TO A CARNIVAL.THE WIFE WANTED TO GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL BUT THE MAN SAID 'NO' YOU ARE WEARING A DRESS, PEOPL WILL SEE YOUR ANDIES.THE MAN WENT TO BUY A HARMBURGAR SO HIS WIFE BOUGHT A TICKET AND WENT ON THE FERRIS WHEEL.JUST AS THE MAN WAS COMING BACK, THE WIFE STEPPED OF THE FERRIS.HE WAS REALLY MAD AND SAID, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON THE FERRIS AS PEOPL WOULD SEE YOUR ANDIES'. NO SAID THE WIFE THEY WENT I TOOK THEM OFF. |
xabiin | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 09:43 am mr no name i really lijed your joke! |