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THE JOKE OF THE MONTH

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): THE JOKE OF THE MONTH
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kamakace

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 01:54 am
To somali men from central somalia ( goboladda dhexe) came to a mosque during the friday prayer. They did not speak arabic. The sheekh normally reads the khutba in arabic. Suddenly one of the men started to cry, tears ran dow his cheeks. His freind was amazed , but he could not say anything in the mosque. When the prayer was over his freind accused him and said " I did not know that you speak arabic". His freind the crying man answered him and said" You did not see the sheekhs beard he reminded me of a goat that was stolen from me last year"

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AYAN

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:02 am
HA HA HA KAMAKACE, IT WAS JUHHAA NOT A SOMALIANMAN BUT YOUR NAME IS.....

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:32 am
Kaalay ayeeyadaa maa kuu sheegtay markay ku seexineeysay ayeeyo koris waaxi wax fiican la. soo shirtag waqtiga hanaga qaaadin dabaalyahoow

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MadSis

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 01:42 pm
anonymous shut the freak up, okay if you dont get the damn joke then you stupid. Plain and Simple. If you dont want your time wasted go creat your own or leave this alone. Is that simple. Hope you can read english too. as for kamakace good joke. couldnt stop laughing but i did so dont get excited. Peace

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Anonymous

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 08:38 am
Yo! That is verry vanny bro.

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Muna

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:29 am
To Kamakace:

That was very funny,and about your name...well that's rather cunning of you!!
Speaking of Juxah...here's one joke,I hope you get it.

One day Juxah was riding his donkey to town and on their way he decided they make a pit stop.During this pit stop,Juxah lost sight of his donkey and he started to look for it.After doing so unsuccessfully,Juxah started to declare in a loud voice..."Al-hamdulillah,Al-hamulillah"over and over again he said this.So the people around him asked what he was thanking God for?To this he replied that he had lost his donkey and they asked him why he would be thankful for such a thing,and he said.."I am thanking God because if I would have been riding the donkey and been with him...then I WOULD BE LOST TOO!!"

Hope you guys find it funny!

Until next time,peace,love and craziness!

Muna.

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