kamakace | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 02:21 am An immigrant from India came to london. When he arrived at the airport. the immigration officials stopped him. They asked him his name , he answered them and said " my name is Patel Krishna. They were satisfied, and they asked him about his age. He said Im dirty meaning Im 30. |
SAHA69 | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 03:04 am THE BOSS OF THE COMPANY WANT TO KNOW THE SECRETS OF ONE OF HIS STAFF. SO HE ASKED THIS SOMALIAN GUY IF HE KNOWS HIS ANYTHING ABOUT HIS WORKMATE. "JAMA WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT MARK(THE WORKMATE)" THE BOSS ASK. THE SOMALI CHAP REPLIED "I DONT KNOW ANYTHING I JUST KNOW HIM FROM UPSTAIRS" UPSTAIRS MEANS DUSHA BAN KA AQANA LOL |
kaftan | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 06:12 am kakace so what? that is not funny and it's not making any since what so ever I'm sorry kid you have no since of hummer so close you filthy mouth and park somewhere else Okay kid. |
SMM | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 07:39 am TO SAHA69 I REALLY LIKE IT THIS JOKE. KEEP DOING IT BRO |
Anonymous | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 07:45 am To saha69 hey bro that was funny i liked it keep sending some more to the bro stop hating on the brother it is just a joke |
SAHAL69 | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 12:01 pm A somalian husbend want to divorce the wife so he went to his lawyer and said to him"i want to open my wife(waxaan doonayaa inaan fero) she cut my legs(lugahay i gooysay). lol her is another one a somalian guy went to america for the first time so they put him in a class to learn english. the next day he had a fight with one of the student. the teacher asked him why did he had the fight. the somalian guy said "he entered my ocean(badayda ayuu soo galay)" lol |
kamakace to kaftan | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 11:55 pm Kartan your spelling is wrong.You call sense for sinse, check the correct word in your dictionary kid, or shall I say Geel jire. |
The outcaste | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 12:30 am A somali man in england wanted to send money to his family: $40 dollars to his 1st family or wife and $80 dollars to his second family or wife. So he got an envelope and put the money in side and wrote" $40 dollars for reeki hore(1st family) and $60 dollars for reeki dambe (2nd family) and put the envelope into the post and said "in taa sun baab hayaa meaning that is all I have. |
Troublegirl | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 07:33 pm SAHAL.... I can't believe U took over his joke...JOKER...That was funny though |
JIGALLO | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 02:05 am hada ka hor ayaa waxaa sxb ahaan jiray wiil somali ah iyo yar cadaan ah .kii somaliga ahaa aa sheeko bilaabay wuxuuna xamanaayey qof kale.markaas ayuu sxbkaa rabay inuu u sheego kan cadaanka ah inuu qofkaan kale uu yahay ( fulay wadna weeyna ah) yacni qof cabsanaayo .asagoo uugu sheegaya english ayuu wuxuu yiri THIS GUY IS COWARD HE'VE BIG HEART |