     SAHAL69 | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 05:25 am
Top 10 rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)
10. Am not ready now (and I will not be ready for you for the next 100 years)
9. I think of you as a brother. (You are a geek)
8. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are a dinosaur.)
7. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest man I've ever laid eyes upon.)
6. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich Sugardaddy.)
5. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm lisbian . (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
And many more ????????????? lol |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 05:47 am
those were the best rejection lines i have heard of bro. keep posting. your the pimp daddy of this humor message postig. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 03:09 am
As a young Somali gentlewoman I discovered all-embracing terms were splendidly analyzed, I must vocalize you have either experience it or you are a very knowledgeable young gentleman
ps: you calculated us women out very splendidly!!!
peace and love |
| SAHAL69 | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:04 am
BABY THERE IS NO MAN HOW WAS NOT REJECTED
AND YES I HAVE BEEN REJECTED AND REALY I CAN'T COUNT IT BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP ME FROM APPROCHING A CUTE HONEY AND DO MY THING
AND AS THEY SAY U WIN SOME U LOSE SOME
AND BY THE WAY THAT IS SUPPOSE 2 B A JOKE BUT U TOOK IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND
AND AM NOT GANNA HAVE A GO AT U BUT DON'T TELL ME U NEVER BEEN REJECTED O.K.
PEACE AND LOVE
SAHAL69 |
| SAHAL69 | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 09:41 am
Guys... We Can't Win
If you try to protect her from other men approaching her you're a wimp. If you don't she says that you don't love her.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male
Indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defence.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a
Decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape you're sexist. If you don't,
You're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not
Ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 01:41 pm
ha ha ha ha keep them coming |
| barliin | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 04:58 am
MY DEAR SAHAL69 BRO UR SO RIGHT LATHS HOPE ALL THE SOMALI GUYS NOW WHAT U NOW BRO U HAVE OPENED THERE EYES KEEP IT UP TELL THEM HOW WE ARE FOR REAL PS ALL THE GIRLS ARE NOT THE SAME KEEP THAT IN MIND |
| Anonymous | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 07:30 am
I think that alll somali women are bitches and fuckt up. the reason is because they don't know how to treat a men. All they want is money. From soamlian sister, A real sister, Not a bitch. |
