     Anonymous | Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 12:23 pm
A woman who knew absolutely nothing about sex fell
in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As
their wedding day approached, she was very nervous
about her upcoming first sexual experience. She
realized that all she could do was go ahead and
marry him and let him do whatever it was that
married people do. The honeymoon went real good
and was great fun but as soon as she got home, she
saw her doctor to find out some things. He asked
what he could help her with. She said, 'first,
what is that thing between my husbands legs
called?'
He said 'Maam that is called a penis'.
She said, 'OK, what is the big thing on the end
of the penis?'
He replied, 'That is called the head of the
penis.'
She said 'OK, what are those two big round
things about 12'-14' behind the head of the
penis?'
He paused and said 'I'm not sure about your
husband Maam but on me, they are called the cheeks of
my ass!!' |
