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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

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ibtisaam

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 12:34 pm
hi everyone i am posting this message cuz i was doing researching about when women are rejecting to guy they usually say these following staf when i thought about what they meant this is what i have got in my point of view. please post u opinion if u agree with me or disagree.

10. I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of
that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I
don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I
don't want you spending the whole night or else
you may hear phone calls from all the other guys
I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat
and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.(I wouldn't date
you if you were in the same 'solar system', much
less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even
something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men
like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around
so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all
the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the
male perspective thing.)

In response...The male perspective on the same
issue...

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.)
(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

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queen b

Friday, October 20, 2000 - 02:17 am
your mother is UGLY you son of bitch....just because your mother rejected by your friend and dad it doesn't mean that every girl or lady have the same problem......

ps •••• off

peace and love

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Ice-Man

Friday, October 20, 2000 - 12:35 pm
I love it.... Da man you are talking about its me I use that word Ugly too many times....lol

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T-GIRL

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 02:13 pm
ICE MAN...
U UGLY.....JOKE

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SwedishGirl

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 05:51 am
i feel sorry for u only meeting ugly ladies!!!
why dont u take a trip across tha ocean..i bet u´ll find pretty ladies over here!!

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shakur shamuq

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:54 am
speaking for most of the man and my self ugly plays big part of dating and attraction, but not all girls are not ugly(if I tell a girl she is like my sister) it means I don't have a sexual, feelings for her it don't mean she is ugly.

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jamaal

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 04:34 am
Man you hilarious, this by far the funnies I have seen.

Yeah gorgeous girl wouldn't apply all that

please post more..

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malik

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 04:44 am
basicaly u are uglier then i've ever hard.. where on earth were rice such a people it alway give s a bad day when I read comments like yours it really suckss....next time u type think before you even start .. quickly nobody is ugly it depends on our eyes trust me that is fact.
malik, I m out

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 05:01 am
To ibtisam
lol U get that right I use all the time those words because I look good they came up to me if she is my level I keep not (you are like my sis which I mean your Ugly) loooooooooooooooooool

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Anonymous

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:11 am
TO Ibtisaam.
The research is good but do men always think of the word ugly.

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JAY

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:35 am
Yo man that •••• is funny son, I mean u threw it down. Maybe u could write book about that •••• and all the •••• u said is tru dog. But I got one too, tell me what do u think about this one.

"I got a wash my hair". what is dat mean dog.

peace out.

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