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     | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:59 am I MEAN IS EVERYONE HERE IS LOOKING FOR A GIRL/BOYFRIEND, HUSBAND OR WIFE...I MEAN IT SAYS E-PALS!!!!!!! PALS, IN MY DEFINITION EQUALS FRIENDS! PLEAZ EXPLAIN TO ME PEOPLE...
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| | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 05:20 pm News flash, who told you that friends dont ••••.Where are from, Pluto?.
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| | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:31 pm dhagayso ma ceebaa in la doono guurka oo ah saxiibtinada dunida ugu qaalisan , ilaahayna uu aad u xusay , sharaf iyo qiimo diin ahaaneed iyo doni ahaaneed leh
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| | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 04:38 am HAMMER NIGGA YOU A LITTLE TOO FAR...I'M FROM NEPTUNE, OVER THERE NIGGA WE DON'T •••• OUR FRIENDS...WE •••• OUR MEN OR WOMEN DEPENDING ON YOUR SEX. OGBAD...I WOULD LOVE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WROTE...BUT I CANNOT NOT READ SOMALI, ONLY SPEAK IT.
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| | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 05:48 pm Nigga news flash,have you ever heard the term..."A friend in Nude is a Friend Indeed", depending on if you are the opposite sex of-course.So dont rob yourself of a golden chance,and let go someone you really want deep inside, becouse he or she{depening on what sex you are} is a Friend.Come back from Neptune in Wap-speed and smell the coffee on Earth.Or else you gonna miss alot of love.
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:22 am FIRST THING FIRST...I AIN'T NO NIGGA AIGHT. LOL@A FRIEND IN NUDE...DAMN, NOW HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT HUH? WELL I'M ON THIS MESSED UP SO CALLED PLANET CALLED EARTH, AND I WOULD LOVE TO SMELL THE COFFEE BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT DOESN'T AGREE WITH MY NOSES. IF YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH SOMEONE THEN GET A MAN/GIRL THEN DO YOUR THING BUT A PERSON WHO WANNA SLEEP WITH THEIR FRIEND IS MORE DESPERATE THEN THOSE WHO HIRE HOOKERS/GIGGOLOS. WELL THIS HAS BEEN AN INTERESTING PLANET TO STUDY, NOW I CAN RIGHT MY BOOK CALLED "THE FUCKED UP WAYS OF EARTHLINGS"??? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY TITTLE...FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR SUGGESTINGS REGARDING MY FUTURE BOOK.
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 01:21 pm Sorry if you got offended by the word NIGGA,You are the one who came up with it.I dont even know if you are a guy or girl. Your book would be cool and i will be the first to read.But dont forget to include the Aliens.How do you guys{aliens} make love?.Telepatically or physical?.I could not imagine how i would feel,travelling between the heaven and the earth,passing through the Interstallers,admiring the the Mixed beauty of the milkway,And making a celestial love with a friend.WoW! that is a day worth waiting for.You Aliens really have good fun up there. And by the way HOOKERS,iamjdhdfhfjf, not in a life time .Not ME.I would rather Jack-Hammer myself than go to Hooker.No taste and No fun.Not anywhere closer to than when you are doing it with a friend.With a friend it like a fun and fantasy fulfilled.KAMBO.
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 03:55 pm I,am sorry if you get offended by "NIGGA",remeber you are the one who came up with. Your book would be very interesting.But dont for ge to include the Aliens.By the way how do you guys-Aliens make love? is it telepatical or physical.I can't wait for the day when i will be cruising between the heaven and earth,passing through the interstallars, the beautifully mixed milkyway and make a celestial love with a friend.That is a day worth waitng for.You guys really have fun up there. Secondly i will be the last guy to make love to hooker.Yak.Not me.No fun at all.I would rather jack-hammer myself than make love to a hooker. Aaand thirdly are boy or a girl?.
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 02:42 pm HAMMER IM ALLLLLLLLL WOMAN NOW AS TO YOUR QUESTION ON HOW WE MAKE LOVE...NIGGA WE HAVE PLENTY OF METHODS...FROM TELEPATHY TO THE NORMAL PHYSICAL METHODS, BUT IT MOSTLY DEPENDS WHAT YOU ARE AS DIFFERENT TYPES OF NEPTUNIAN YOU ARE...SOME OF US HAVE THESE CROWN MADE UP OF WILD FLOWERS..YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE SAME KIND OF RELEASE WHEN YOU PUT IT ON, AS INVOLVIING IN A PHYSICAL ACT, BUT THIS METHOD IS LESS TIRING AND MESS...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YOU ARE RIGHT WE REALLY DO HAVE FUN UP IN NEPTUNE, AS OUR PEOPLE IT'S ALL ABOUT PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS, THERE IS NO PAIN OR DISCOMFORT AS THE ONE I HAVE COME TO EXPERIENCE ON EARTH... WHY WOULD YOU NOT MAKE LOVE TO A HOOKER??? COME ON YOU CAN PRETEND THAT SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND..CAN'T YOU  PS THE WORD "NIGGA" IS A TERM USED FOR MEN CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG?? ( BLACK MEN)
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| | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 03:27 pm HaaahiiiiiiHooooooooo! You really made me laugh,And you gave me hope that there are better worlds like Neptune where one can have different methods of love making.We earthlings are stuck with one pre-historic method.No sweet choises. One more thing i had to ask you about your gender,I didn't wanna assume that you are a female,though your words have feminine touch.As we earthlings say "asumption is a dangerous thing". You know we are catching up with you guy in the field of love.We are about to come up with a new way of love making.If approved we gonna have a really good time here.The research is in it's final phase.Ok this is how it works.It involves Transdental meditation.You meditate for a while so as to cool down your body temperature.You go below ZERO.Till you reach absolute-Zero i.e below -272 degree centigrade.This is not physical freezing.Its mental.Every organ in your body stops.No breathing,cos you wont need oxygen since your organs are not working.your cells wont die either.They will be in a state of rest.And you ascend into defferent form of existance.when you reach this stage you have two choise.Either you can embark into ASTRAL travelling ,and go to the last corners of the Galaxy to make soul to soul love with your mate,This is my favorate.When the two souls meet you can easily observe the heat and red white light coming from the lower part of the body.merging of physical souls in un physical world.and you can imagine the rest. The other choise is the telepathy,Its more or less similar concept as done in Neptune.But it can be advanced further to include telepathic communication which will enhance the art of love making by making possible emotional attachment. So News flash tell me if we earthling ain't gonna have fun in the future. ABOUT NIGGA I HAD NO IDEA IF WOMEN CAN ADREES A GUY BY CALLING HIM NIGGA.I ONLY WNTED TO BE SURE.THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING EVERYTHING.
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| | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 04:34 pm Correction:Transcendental not transdental
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| | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 05:23 am WOW, I MUST SAY EARTHLINGS ARE BECOMING ADVANCED...CONGRADULATIONS, BUT I MUST SAY YOU WILL NOT REACH THE TECHNOLOGY OF NEPTUNE SOON. DEAR HAMMER, I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION...DO YOU WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT AS I HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THE RESEARCH YOU MENTION? BUT I TELL YOU IT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING CHAPTER IN MY BOOK...
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| | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 12:47 pm News Flash,I dont work for the government,but i sniff around. I dont wanna be the last earthling to know whats gonna happen.And the last thing a wanna miss is love-technology.Because i will bury myself alive.I live for love.And the tender tauch of a female would make my day,be it earthling way or Neptunian.I would even voluntiar to be a guinea for any experiment that would advance love.I would even forsake earth and take an eternal journey to Neptune just for a new style of love. You are right,we earthling ain't as advance as Neptunians.Remember we are emotional beings,thats why we are called humans.We envy each others and we use technology against each others.Not to advance ourselfs.We believe we are in the center of the universe.We dont believe there are beautiful Neptunian women like you up there.The only thing we believe is that ,when we die and we did good deeds on earth we will be rewarded with a beautiful heavenly women.Now i know what means... Neptunian chicks. By the way how did you travel to earth? Did you travel here by projecting yourself mentally through a travel "force field" or by the normal convetional alien way. You know i like the way your dwelling are made,if iam not wrong,it is an energy field that looks like a solid piece of a pexiglas,but you can not break through.Partially you guys have to participate mentally to activate opening and closing of doors and windows. And i like your clothing too,though they look like cotton,they weight almost nothing.They are made of a force field.If that technology was available on earth the rain forest would have been saved. TAKE CARE ALIEN.
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| | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:17 pm You guys you are sick , I don`t know what to describe you in term of how disgusting you court each other, obviously you are some psycho's trying to •••• each other. why don't you take your •••• to somewhere else and leave this space for real love connection. Q.J
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:28 am QJ...ARE YOU STARVED FOR ATTENTION...IF YOU WANT MY ATTENTION, THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT...BUT ANYWAYZ SORRY TO DISAPPIONT YOU, BUT I DON'T DEAL WITH LIL BOYS. HAMMER...WELL I SEE YOU ARE FAMILAR WITH THE WAYS OF NEPTUNE...AS TO THE MATTER ON HOW I GOT TO EARTH...HIGHLY CONFIDENTAL, BUT HOW HAVE YOU BECOME FAMILAR WITH THE WAYS OF MY PEOPLE???
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 07:48 am beenta naga daayaa somali danihiina kashaqeeeyaaaaaaaa wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaan kabaaaaaxayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 11:43 am hey Grandma new-flesh I see you are an ancient woman sorry grandma I have no further discussion with delusional grannies... you belong to retirement home ( just suggesting you to be neighbour with Tonny Saprano's scary mom) that is where you belong and leave this space for young fertile ones, no-more-grannies. Aight. QJ
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:02 pm Holy Muhammad! Billions and billions of blue blastaring barnacles.Trillions and trillions of thundering typhoons....News Flash when did the earthlings encroached into our little nest?.Didn't you turn on the defence shield?. Turn on the Organic magnetizer,bring them all together , and lets beam them out.Hammer out.
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 03:05 pm NEWS FLASH, I HAD NO IDEA EARTHLING COULD SCARE YOU THAT FAST.YOU TRAVELLED MILLIONS OF MILES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND YOU FLEE IN TERROR AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF AN EARTHLING,WHO IS TECHNOLOGICALLY INFERIOR TO YOU.....NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY ALIENS COULD NOT TAKE OVER EARTH.AND I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY EARTHLING BELIEVE,THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE.
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 07:20 pm Two of you get last.
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 02:24 am Hammer & news flash Wanna fight go out side then, aight
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 07:01 am WELL,WELL,WELL...GONE FOR A WEEK AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENES??!!?? SORRY TO SAY THAT I DID NOT FLEE AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF TROUBLE BUT I ACTUALLY WENT AWAY ON HOLIDAY, BUT NOW IM BACK. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CORRECT QJ ASSUMPTIONS NOW...BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE SAYING "ONLY IDIOTS MAKE ASSUMPTIONS"??? I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT THOUGHT FOR NOW...
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 01:02 pm Grannie came back with no candy! what a shame...Gramma new flesh it is time you to rest for the sake of ......all grannies and grandpies. please do rest........ thanx
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 01:08 pm Oh I forget to ask you where did you go..? I guess you been hanging around Bolcony beach ( the balcony of your crambet apartment....)lol don`t tell me tahiti or hawaii, and not to mention sunny caribbian, most likely you were howzing around South-hall or uptonpark...if not dixon or winona.....just around those somali ghetto in somewhere exile...zoom zooom zooooooooooooom........
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 07:55 am DEAR QJ, AS I SAID BEFORE ONLY IDIOTS MAKE ASSUMPTIONS. BUT PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BY YOUR STANDARDS...IF YOU GO TO SOUTHALL AND DIXON ETC DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE DOES, ONLY THE GHETTO, LAZY, CHAD CHEWING FREAKS DO THAT...SORRY QJ I DID NOT INTEND TO INSULT YOUR KIND, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT TEHY SAY, "THE TRUTH HURTS" ACTUALLY I WENT TO SPAIN IF YOU MUST KNOW, A TRIP YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLE AFFORD. AND WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER? WE HAVE TO TELL HER NOT TO LET YOU USE THE INTERNET WHEN SHE GOES...
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 09:14 am IT'S AMAZING HOW PEOPLE BECOME DIFFERENT PERSONS ON THE INTERNET. STOP ABUSING THE DARN THING AND FIND MORE INTELLIGENT ISSUES TO DISCUSS. IT'S BORING TO ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MEN/WOMEN ISSUES, SEX AND OTHER NON-SENSE ISSUES THAT WE WERE FORBIDDEN TO TALK ABOUT BACK HOME (SOMALIA) OR AT OUR HOMES (ABROAD). WE ALL KNOW WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHO WE ARE, BUT IT'S BORING TO ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT "BOYS" AND "GIRLS" TALKING ABOUT SEX/LOVE MAKING. C'MON, YOUR MOTHERS RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 09:28 am I ALWAYS THOUGHT GIRLS WERE FROM VENUS BUT I WAS WRONG HUH?. OH YEAH YOUR QUESTION I THINK IT IS BETTER TO BE FREINDS FIRST THEN YOU CAN GET IT ON AND SECONDLLY IF YOU WERE FREINDS FIRST THEN YOU'LL KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER LADY . ANY WAY CHILL PPL LIFE 'S TOO SHORT TO BE FIGHTING AND SWEARING AT EACH OTHER.
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 01:07 pm New-Granny-flesh it is good to see you refreshed and cool but did you forget to take jaad with you up there....My mom allows me to use at anytime but she prohibits me chatting with grannies, she consider grannies are health hazard for me. eeeeeeeeeeasy granny! and chill... your hammer-head friend gave up on you .ahahahahaha it is not too late to know how fossil you are....good boy hammer and nice run.....run 4 your life....
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| | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 02:05 pm WOW! Neptunian Chick,I cant believe you are back.I thought you left earth for good.Iam glad you are re-visiting earth once more. Well what can i say.Alot happened since we last spoke.I was captured by the PSA{Planetary security Agency}.Your presence helped them locate me at the Forbiden Zone. Incase you are wondering why,let me tell you that iam a RECALL.In other words a Recall is someone frozen in a time triggered incubator.Recall re-live life in the same physical body and brain preseved in unlimited period of time.Some people might call us Immortals.PSA see us as a threat to the system. I woke up into a different world and what i experinced shocked me.....Iam still on the run...a fugitive if i may say so.The PSA gravity defying cruisers are hoovering above me now.I gotta find a good hiding place,and trust me i cant wait to tell you about my ordeal as captive of earthlings. By the way i saw KIDDY-KID-QJ dashing from one boulder to another, and from one thorny bush to another without shoes,Hiding from the PSA.I had a glimbs of him from the cruisser.The kid looked horrible and poorly malnutrished.He looked like as if he survived from a... "Nuclear Holocaust". Poor Kiddy-kid-QJ.....No matter why he knows much about all the ghettos of earth. Well so long for now Neptunian chick.And make sure you dont break my cover next time.
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| | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 02:56 pm hahahahaaaaaaaaaa o dear, If only I had this in Isla Utila. I'm glad I found Somalinet Forums.. u ppl give me so much joke! If laughing is good for the soul, u ppl r sending me to heaven... NEWSFLASH: Hun, I don't think you honestly believed that u'd find pen pals here, did you?... it's too fickle.. Thanks u guys!!!!!!!!! Diving Chick!
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| | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 02:57 am YOU KNOW QJ, YOU SEEM LIKE A PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL, TELL ME ARE YOU THIS IGNORANT MOST OF THE TIME OR WAS IT SOMETHING YOU WERE B0RN WITH AND CAN'T HELP, IF SO THEN IT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT OF THINGS. NOT TO WORRY THERE IS HELP FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, IT'S CALLED A MENTAL INSTITUTION...SOUND FAMILIAR??? DIVING CHICK ACTUALLY I CAME TO THIS FORUM CAUSE IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW I HADN'T VISITED...AND BOY WAS I IN FOR A SUPRISE! SO MANY DESPERATE PEOPLE SUCH LITTLE TIME. HAMMER WELL DEAR FRIEND, I'M GLAD TO SEE ARE BACK, AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE MAY I ASK??? SHAME ON YOU HAMMER, I THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE SENCE THEN THAT! LOL@GHETTOS OF EARTH...YOU RIGHT FOR A PERSON TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT, HE MUST HAVE EXPERIENCED THEM HIMSELF...I'LL TRY NOT TO BLOW YOUR COVER, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING. OUTLAW21 THANK FOR TAKING THE TIME TO REPLY BUT THAT WASN'T EXACTLY THE QUESTION I ASKED, MINE WAS MORE OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION, BUT THANKS ANYWAY
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| | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 06:53 am Grannny for god sake give up and rest, you are more pathetic than your lunatic and vain writing ,Do yourself a big favour, I suggest you to get real and stop mimicking what you are not. we all know what you are in real life.... To Hammer-head I think you are another jack ass who could be fooled by false pretendance, bro get a life and wake the phuck up!, you see this Fossil woman don't even understand the subject you are talking about, she has no clue about EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL YOU CAN SEE HOW FAKE AND PRETENDIOUS she is,she knows nothing about that subject. yow man! give up that fossil granny. and leave her alone To: DIVINGCHICK I admire your prompt detection of fakeness...lol you have great analysing skill, I should hire you as a........detective lol Note: Granny sucks
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| | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 07:26 am People? I m out
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| | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 11:49 am QuinJin: I love it, I Love it, I tell ya! lolooool (had to come back for another fix!.. ssssshhh!) Thank you hun - but credit goes to not enough Colombo Reruns.. My thoughts where, if I was to be having such an experience would it be in private?... would I truly want everyman and his dog to read my shyt?.. I THINK NNNNNNNNOOOOO! Not much detection need here... " eem?...I know !! how about doing something similar to the EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL thing but with the DEAP-SEA in mind - I know a lil about that.... sayyyyyyyyy?, would you think I could buy some "ppl credit" in here with that?.... lmao Much Love Diving Chick!
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| | Friday, November 10, 2000 - 03:08 pm NEWS FLASH....Is that really you or an imposter. I have a good reason to believe that you are not the person who posted the comment at "7.57am...Someone impersonated me at "12.26pm". At that time I was far away from my home and computer, doing 150 km/hr at the highway.So how could I be in two different places at two different time and space. TO OTHERS: Two weeks ago is the first time I ever ventured into Somali world.Never before chatted with Somalis and never interacted in any way or any form,be it chat rooms forumss or otherwise.Somehow I found myself in Somalinet.I was open minded and I went from one forums to another.But I was disappointed at the language and the nature of what people posted.I started with the mens forums.I dint find men there.I found weakling damns, and good for nothing ignorant savage.Their whole world revolves around Qabil.Nothing else. I went to the general and the women forums but i didnt find anything that could let me hang on.I didnt want my healthy mind polluted, so i let it go. Finally i come to E-pals.There was only 178 messages posted so far.So i snoop around.My be the size attracted me, or may be people looked civilized....i dont know.But i find myself deep into it.And i really had fun so far and i really exercised my mind.And thats all i was looking for.Just to have fun.I was definitely not looking for date, or a friend, or an allay.I have all this in real life.I don't need one from cyberworld.And i will never ever need one from somalinet. But you guys made the fictious game me and News flash were playing.... look like dating.And you spoiled the game.What iam gonna ask you is....Do people have to be serious all the time?. Life is serious enough by it self.So dont ••••-up the game.If you cant take part in the play...be a spectator or an audience may be you will have fun too if you have playful heart. Finally to NEWS FLASH....if you were an actor i would give an oscar and Two thumbs-up. And the rest of you....find life in the real world.Trust me it is the most fulfilling.
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 09:54 pm VERY WELL SAID HAMMER THANX FOR THE NOMINATION...AND FOR ALL THE INFO FOR MY BOOK...NOW I CAN GET TO SOME SERIOUS WORK AND BEGIN MY WRITING YOUR TRULY NEWS FLASH
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| | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 11:33 am NEWS FLASH ...You are Welcome Well,Well,NEWS FLASH.....Good to see you again.I guesse you are heading home.Living behind earth and its dusty-Enviro. Last knight i was watching the dark heavenly sky dotted with bright stars.I saw exceptionally larger than normal meteorite speeding to earth.And i wondered...How many light years it journed....before it finally crushed into earths atmosphere....And blistered into thousands of particles. Well NEWS FLASH...farewell and dont forget to send me a copy of your book with your auto-biography..At the following adreess... hammersky@yahoo.com Hope you have a sweet heavenly journey.
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| | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 05:44 pm Stop this nonsense... The Head Warlord In Charge Commands it. "May He Live Forever."
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| | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:55 am Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft...We've been observing you're chat, and so we beseech to stop !!! News Flash when someone attempted to answer your so called rhetorical question, you became insolent about it. Whether this bulletin board states e-pals or not, looks to me as if you joined the bandwagon and made it into a pathetic sanctuary for yourself. So let me ask you, is this your morbid way of getting off. Oh please don't answer this, it's another rhetorical question. Wrong misuse of the word "rhetorical eh, but seems to me you have done the same thing. All these insinuations to "sex" and extraterrestrial lovemaking is childish and should come to a halt. We have websites where you can continue this if you wish, it's called "www.slutsRus.com", where you will find yourself among friends who share the same interests. Who knows you might learn some tricks of the trade. No one cares whether you went on an expensive trip or not. Gosh aren't we a little too vain. I would take down Hammer's e-mail and continue this charade with him, but don't keep us in agony. That "Nigga" bit wasn't lady like at all. Hammer for accepting such behavior from a classless gal such as this, I mean we know you're a turd but how low must you go. Trying to brainwash us innocent spectators to continue watching from the bleachers as you two divulge into unfriendly territory. No thanks, this is a discussion forums and we want to see fun, friendly innocent discourse. Even if you assume alien life forms we all know to what act you're referring too. So don't get coy with us. Well long as you keep your filths to yourselves then we are all in agreement. But if you don't than you have another thing coming. Note that I wasn't insinuating a threat...that actually was a THREAT !!!
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| | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 01:52 pm DEAR NANNY All I can say is Thank YOU! for making your point. New fleshh should run for her live when the grand master NETNANNY steps in. QJ,
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| | Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 03:08 pm NetNanny, Well,Well...Who do we have here.Another Earthling?...Hope so. NetNanny thank you by calling me TURD!...I had no idea you contempt me that much. NetNanny the band wagon is rolling and plent of room.Dont fool around at the side walk.Jump in! Iam sure you realized by now that,all this is about a constructed Drama or a play whichever you may call it.....And every drama has a happy ending.So if i include my Email at the end...That dont mean there is something fishy going on. And we are not here to undermine any one. You know very well that New-Flash went back home . She is being re-asigned to a new project here on earth...A project that is beneficial and important to her homeland....A deep sea observatory...Which would enable Neptunian scientist to study deep ocean activities...Including the effect of earthquakes and climate changes...And which would in turn benefit earth....Iam sure you are well aware that this kind of experiment could not be done on Neptune. I dont know what would become of you when News-Flash finaly returns....I hope she doesnt tear you apart in pieces. Since you rekindled the drama why dont you tell us something about you. You know what i think you are?...I think you're a cyborg...You have a clear singns of a cybernetic.The way you express yourself...The fury in you..not to mention the threat. You may look ordinary in the eye of a common earthling layman,but not me.I was warned about your kind centuaries ago when i voluntered to be a Recall. I had a mission and a clear mandate to save fellow earthlings...from the frightful and fearful fate of the cyborgs....I never believed what i was told about the Cyborgs then...I Thought they were mis-information and meyham orchastrated by the minds of the mad scientists. I went along with it anyway...And joined the recalls..Thrilled by the fact that,one day i will walk along side by side with my great,great,great grand children...I wasnt well versed with the concept of cybernetic..Which is neither human nor machine. I wasnt prepared at all ...at the future which i woke up to....A future of wasteland and anarchy,which you,Cyborgs,whose brain contains the formular of destruction spearheaded. I can understand why you could not click and get the overroll picture..And you got mad at me and News-flash.For no apparent reason.The concept of love means nothing to you.Perhaps.....Your fabricators forgot to insert the "LOVE-CHIP" in your Transponder Inplant.SO oviously you are not able to transmit semaphore type of communication. But dont you worry...Doctor love is fortuntely here..I will make sure i apply ancient technics and re-invent your Cyborg heart into loving and errotic heart. SO LONG CYBORG.
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| | Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 07:00 pm Call me what you like Hammer, but my only quest in this galaxy is to restore peace and order, and trying to keep that closet shut. We certainly don't want anyone coming out, and all those skeletons that people hide, it's a stressful job, but having you undermine my authority does not help either. The topic you and that floozy chose to discuss is very risqué, and should not be displayed in such a forums. Although I don't know this Cyborg you accuse me of being, all I can say is "sticks and stones". Treat me as your elder as I have seen many moons, and as their may be no rules in Neptune, you know damn well we have laws down here on Earth. I am only here to remind you of your human connections. If you think I am in fear of that hussy, News Flash, note even in her name she refers to her indecency, "flash", I bet she has nothing to flash. Well anyway, as I was saying, if you think that your extraterrestrial lover, News Flash is some sort of threat to me, remember that the power of the good will always overcome that of evil. In her bitter effort to secure her pride, she will try to put her two cents in, but as always I will vanquish!!! To my people, who fight along side me to clean up our Earth of all filth, I thank you for your kind words. I remind you that there is power in numbers. Next time sonny, remember to speak to your elders in a more dignified manner. There is absolutely nothing you can tell me that will redeem you. I just hope as an Earthling you know enough to stay away from temptation, especially when it comes really cheap.
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| | Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 06:03 am NetNanny, You know i really cant wait till News Flash shows up again.I dont think you will be talking like this. You should know by now that News Flash is the master of the milkyway....And there is no way you can challenge her as a an Earthling...Your vanquishing power only works on Earthlings...And it doesnt work on me either....Remember...Iam a recall. I thought before.. you were a cyborg with a decordable robotic mind....Obeying a superior master.......But to my surprise....you Think big..in fact...in a galactic level. So you are one of those creedy merciless Junta..That control earth.I will be damned! If you are...then you are my public enemy number one. And iam here to undermine any authority you have on earth.You can count on that. With the help of News Flash..Hopefuly...I will dis-lodge you from your strong hold and pass the power to the people. Tell me one thing, is it fair to amass earth's wealth to yourslelf, and lock out in closet....the poor earthlings in steel cities with no amenities whatsoever...and let loose the like of Kiddy-kid QJ in dispair ...out there in the forbine zone. No matter why you seen so many Moons. Well if you think you can police the galaxy...and and contol what people say or breath..You have surprise coming to you...When News Flash land again. If she cant make it in time..Iam sure she will send a replacment agent...equally as vigorious as she is, Singing...."I got the Power" If i were to advice you i would tell you to learn something from News flah..She knows the "Know-how" I mean in the field of love...I dont believe you can disagree with me for that matter. Well my dear NeNanny....when you cant beat a force greater than you....the most logical thing to do is to join them. Hopefully i will find you in my camp soon.
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| | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:28 pm DANYUM...HOW THINGS SEEM TO HAVE CHANGED...WELL WHAT CAN I DAY? FIRSTLY IT'S RAMADAN AND RAMADAN KARIIM TO YOU ALL, AS MUCH ASI WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU S PIECE OF MY MIND, I'M FASTING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE ARE MUSLIMS EVEN ON NEPTUNE! PS HAMMER...GIVE ME TIME OK? AFTER I BREAK MY FAST I SHALL BE BACK...BYE FOR NOW
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| | Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 01:15 pm News Flash, Ramathan Karim to you and to all muslims.And to all Somalis wherever they are.
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| | Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 04:51 pm Here here !!! Ramadan Kariim to one and all, and to brothers and sisters on this vast land, dear I say Universe. I myself agree with News Flash that we shall resume all matters in due course, but on this holy month of Ramadan, remember to worship your creator Allah in any way you can. So I bid you adieu, and may this month bring you all good blessings. I would like to bring glad tidings to everyone on this galaxy, who may not be of kin, but as long as you carry Islam with you, a brother and sister I consider you, for we are joined in union by our faith.
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| | Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 06:40 pm nEtNaNnY Help am hungry, mom left,no Afur in the house, can I dropby your place for afur..if you have those mushaari mom use to cook for us, and sambuusi plus Bur also Timir(date) will be highly appreciated....Happy Ramadan to all of you. may Allah bless you all...here and here-after QJ kid.very hungry indeed.
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| | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 02:06 am assalamu calaykum: News flash: you are right, damn-right as some will put it.....It appears that some people have difficulties in differentiating E-pals from dating. It is unfortunate, that, some people equate the two things........ To you others: correct me If I am wrong but, some of you give the impression that you are lonely, that friend=love someone=marriage. Remember it is Ramadan, so let us avoid foul language..... ramadan kariim
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| | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:48 pm To Wanaagsane: Obviously you lack any sort of analytical skills,or otherwise you must be retarded, read what people wrote here carefully before you jump into conclusions. You said people are lonely? where do you get that idea?. whatever the reason might be, everyone said or agreed to take a break in the holy month, and you still have the nerve to be critics. look before you leap. Ramadan Karim peace ya all.....
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| | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 06:44 pm I am sorry to have left you starving QJ, but I have nothing to offer you, I break fast in a universe far from yours referred to as a University, and what ever I have is quite miniscule. But I'll prey for you as we are pals in this mission of ours...keeping the psychos off the net. Pay no mind to people who wish to put their two cents into where it doesn't belong. Not all of us were gifted with the gift of insight you see
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| | Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 09:19 am WANAAGSANE, I'M GLAD THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS COME TO THE SAME CONCLUSIONS AS I HAVE, IT GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT THEIR ARE STILL INTELLIGENT PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS WORLD.
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| | Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 04:22 pm I'm assuming it is as well, this forums is defenitly an ON-LINE DATING. I mean I'm new here, and as far as I've seen, with the "I'm looking for a girl/wife/husband/boy-friend?" statements then it's bound to be.
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| | Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 02:08 pm Foul language is something I will try to avoid as Wanaagsane advised us to and more importantly as it is Ramadan. But I must admit that I was enjoying the exchange between News Flash and Hammer though not the love-making techniques they dared to describe in public. Maybe I watched a lot of Sci-Fi:-) What is more, these characters are both talented and have very advanced writing skills and imagination. And I truely believe that there is a book (a best-seller) in Hammer. I HONESTLY do! Hammer, please bring the book in you OUT. A preface by your Neptunian friend is also somwething I would appreciate and think would sell more copies. Needless to say, I would buy your book together with that of News Flash. Remember she was writing a book? KUMI
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| | Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 07:50 pm Well there are those of us who indulge in the forbidden fruits, but worst of all are those who commend it. Kumi, you are a spineless man with no imagination of his own. Don't you have anything else to offer to this insane exchange of messages instead of applauding those two sick minds in their charade.
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| | Monday, December 04, 2000 - 12:36 am assalamu calaykum: QJ:..... you wrote "Obviously you lack any sort of analytical skills,or otherwise you must be retarded, read what people wrote here carefully before you jump into conclusions" what is analytical skills? How do u know if someone is retarded? What conclusions?......... HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY ANALYTICAL SKILLS???? What thing is certain QJ......You think e-pal and dating is the same thing and I am saying NO..... I might be mentally retarded because I am commenting on some words written by an analytic person, who is mentally advanced.... RAMADAAN KARIIM
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| | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:37 am SALAAM EVERYONE AND RAMADAN KARIIM NET NANNY, I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE HERE...IF THESE TWO PEOPLE DISGUST YOU SO MUCH, YOU CAN LEAVE AND NOT READ WHAT THEY POSTED. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU ARE HOOKED, AND YOU ARE STILL ONLY IN THE SECOND STAGE...DENIAL...I BELIEVE THAT NO ONE IS HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCING YOU TO READ. MAY I REMIND YOU THAT PEOPLE'S OPINION DIFFER AND THAT MAYBE YOUR JUST TOO OLD TO APPRECIATE WHAT THESE TWO PEOPLE CREATED. MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU JUST LACK IMAGINATION... AND WHAT IS WITH INSULTING KUMI? IF ANYONE NEEDS BABYSITTING IT IS YOU NET NANNY. THE MAN STATED HIS OPINION AND WHO ARE YOU TO CALL HIM SPINELESS? WELL I PERSONALLY THANK YOU FOR DESTROYING SOMETHING WHICH WAS GOING PERFECTLY WELL...HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD TWO IS COMPANY BUT THREE IS A CROWD, ESPECIALLY ONE WHO CAN NOT REFRAIN FROM JEALOUSY. NEWS FLASH AND HAMMER, I BOTH COMMEND YOU ON YOUR IMAGINATIONS AND WRITING SKILLS, HOWEVER I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT THINGS WILL NOT BE THE SAME AGAIN AS NET NANNY HERE DESTROYED THE MOOD...I FOR ONE THOROUGHLY ENJOYED READING YOUR POSTINGS, AND IT WAS A SHAME THAT THEY ENDED. NEWS FLASH...MA MI CONOSHI? YOUR TRULY REALITY CHECK
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| | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 02:52 pm REALITY CHECK...I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF...CONGRATULATIONS. AS TO YOUR IDENTITY...I HAVE AN INKLING...MA PERO DIMELLO MORE...CIAO IFRAH, SOME PEOPLE CAN NOT DIFFERENATE BETWEEN E-PALS AND ONLINE DATING FORUMS... KUMI..THANX FOR YOUR COMMENT...I'LL BE SURE TO SAVE THE FIRST PRINT FOR YOU 
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| | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 03:20 pm Who are you to say I am lacking imagination. You don't know me, and having an imagination is something I deem worthy. But celestial cravings from two dim witted people is not something I would call an imagination, you can delude yourself all you want, but the context of their discussion was what I found disturbing. I played along with their extraterrestrial farce, but just as in their insinuating terms said what I deemed worthy. So why are you so reproachful? As a matter of fact, NetNanny is just one of my alias on the net and I will have my say any where I please, and if you are trying to make a spectacle out of me just for having my say, then you have another thing coming. After all this is a discussion forums you know! About the whole "threes a crowd bit" I am sure you have nothing to worry, Hammer and News Flash are probably the best of buds now and are e-mailing each other frivolously, it's a wonder how "little old me" could possibly be intruding on their marry-making. As for Kumi, I didn't like what he said so I gave him a lashing, for words are oft' brutal. I see know that you condemn me for calling Kumi unimaginative, so that's where all this is coming from. I thought it was childish of him (Kumi) to be so taken my News Flash and Hammer's bantering, and to be mesmerized with their writing skills. If he was looking for insight into great literature or commenting on great works like pros written by legendary writers, then I would have made it an exception, but instead he was holding the impractical writings of those two in such high esteem, it made me wanna gag, hurl, you name it I was nauseated by this mere simpleton. Besides, News Flash stated a question which she claimed was rhetorical, and yet people like Kumi are still replying to the question. Hey call mea witch, in your case I'll know you'll be substituting a capital B, I just say it like I see it. I am the female Andy Rooney, if you don't know him check out 60 minutes. Oh, by the way sorry to burst your bubble, but if I were you I would turn off my blinders, hence capitation. If you need me to tell you that capitals are used for an effect or to mark the beginning of a sentence, the name of a person and so, I'll be happy to do so. As always I lavish my skills on the less fortunate for a friend in need is a friend indeed, and you strike me as person who suffers from low self confidence and who is in search of his own niche...Help is on the way my troubled child (by the way I assume you are younger than I, for I am 21 and my wisdom exudes most my age, so you don't mind if I call you laddy, eh?) Well laddy (lol), to slander me is an injustice and so next time I may not be so kind.
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| | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 06:15 pm Hey guys hold on! why are you ganging up with my netnanny? she is the best on this forums and makes helluva sense in every imaginable way. simply, she disagreed the way you guys court each other does not give you a right to scorn her or gang up on her. So back offffff you all maroons and mooryaans. As for nanny, lets go back to our forums I need more advice. QJ kid.
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| | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 01:19 pm KUMI & REALITYCHECK, I thank you both.....And i appreciate your open mindedness. It is Ramathan....And may Allah bless us all.
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| | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 12:05 am DEAR QJ....IT IS THE FIRST INTELLIGENT THING YOU SUGGESTED SINCE COMING INTO THIS DISCUSSION... NETNANNY...THE PHRASE "THE TRUTH HURTS" COMES TO MIND...
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| | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:48 pm NetNanny; If there was a medal for hurling insults at fellow human beings at the Olympics, you would end up with a bronze. But that still is a medal I wouldn't want you to win as a sister:-) Tell me do you have one of those dictionaries in which they collect all the nasty, ghastly, debauched and abusive little English words? You would be better off to spend you money on books that might to teach you one or two about respect and justice for your fellow terrestrial beings. Sister, I don't understand why you are being so unjust to a brother who has NOT been unjust to you and in no way showed any hatred towards you. My message was not meant to annoy or offend you or any other person but to show solidarity to two people who were under siege from some of you. Last but not least, there is no way I liked Hammer's and New Flash's references to the S.. word. I'm deeply against any public discussion of that term/topic by us Muslims. And I must add that I have seen numerous English people who blush whenever they hear the word. Sorry if I caused you any offence..it was very unintentional. I hope you will retract you abusive comments on me since I now apologised to you:-) KUMI, London(UK)
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| | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:39 pm Please do excuse me, when my exams are over, I'll be able to spend my time mocking most of you, but as of now I am on a sabbatical. My enemies may have this brief time to rejoice, but mark my words, I will be back... But I am dying to relate to that hussy, News Flash, take a look at what you wrote, if it sits well with you, then someone needs remedial class. In case you think I take what any of you say to heart, you guys are quite mistaken, it's all fun and games, so no hard feelings eh
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| | Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 08:57 pm Yes Kumi, if it will give you peace of mind, I am very sorry to have injured your pride and to have made a spectacle out of you, it was mischievous of me and I must say I was out for revenge and do regret my actions. Alas, it was an act of retaliation you see and kind Sir (although you think I deserve a bronze, which adds insult to my over inflating ego) I apologize for my lack of decorum. Now would it please the court and the court jesters to know that I have played it fair? Note that you too have hurt me immensely, a pain so deep I can’t begin to utter, for you suggest that I am magniloquent, and that is a grave injustice to a Lady such as I.
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| | Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 03:14 am NetNany You must have thought that my last message was all about a damage-limitation exercise and defence of my pride. Oh, I have some news for you....there is not any pride or an ego of mine which you harmed. Perhaps it will come as a shock to you that I don't have a pride of the sort you thought I have. In fact I try not to have a pride of any sort. Also, kind though I am, I'm not knighted yet and can not be addressed as Sir:-) And by the way...What is magniloquent?...my French is limited and poor you know? Wish you all the best with your exams. KUMI
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