     zahra | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 09:40 am
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college luuuuzeeeeers buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)
A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)
The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20) |
| WuDog | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 10:54 am
That's A lot u Know, In my opinion $oneY & good Sex that's all it takes to make Woman Happy. |
| NATURAL | Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 07:42 pm
Hey ZAHRA, you must have been high on something when you came up with these stupid endless addition & subtractions that doesn't make any sense. I tell you what make sense in the world of romance Somali man's perspective, get a KINTIR implant. it is just as simple as that. |
| Mel-bro | Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 11:55 pm
To Zahra no offense but u feeling healthy. |
| ZAHRA | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 03:52 am
i really don't need anything because
SOMALI MAN DON'T TURN ME ON ANY WAY I PERFER WHITE MAN OR BLACK AMERICAN. NO OFFENCE.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU GUYS HOW TO TREAT THOSE WOMEN WHO LIKE YOU.
SEE YOW |
| NATURAL | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 06:47 pm
ZAHRA, Somali men would be glad if stay where you are, & not come back with Aids/Drug addiction, when you are done with by those people & eventually thrown away like a garbage, cause we are not garbage collectors. And please keep what ever you learned from them to your self, cause we don't wanna hear you talking about blow job next time. |
| wadani | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:13 am
to sahra
walaal hadii aad afsoomaali ku qori laheyd arintan xiisaha leh aadbay u fiicnaan laheyd hada waxaan ka fahmay warkaagii labaatan kaliya boqolkiiba marka fadlan noogu badal afkeeena hooyo ha noola soo ordine afkan qalaad waa iga codsi |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 06:35 am
Zahra take no notice of the others , they have no sense of humour. I appreciate what youve written,
it has a lot of common sense, but as they say COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON especially for Somalis |
| Zak | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:50 pm
lol natural , kintir implant,, damn they should tell that to the doctors plus u gave very good answer.
TO ZAhra: doughter good luck with ya white/black/ men u mentioned. markii horeba maxaa meesha ku heeysay? max,ed somali aa sakiin kala soo daalee loool if i were u i 'll suite that man hahah damn,,, |
