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FISHING!! FOR THE REAL! ONE only!!!! ladies!

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mr!real.

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 09:08 pm
HII!ladies!
i'm 23yr old s/s/m looking for intelligent,educated,pretty somalian ladies!. currently! student,funny!easy-going,independent and intelligent!.l love travelling,playing!basketball,soccer,roller-blading and reading/writing poems.

however,below is a little collection of something! that looks simple but means a lot in relationships that i wonna share with all yo! who read this infor! checkout!


The Lovers of the Heart >>
>>>>>>>>> In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the
>>>>>>>>>mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
>>>>>>>>> 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
>>>>>>>>> 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want
>>>>>>>>>to be friends
>>>>>>>>> 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
>>>>>>>>> 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
>>>>>>>>> 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just
>>>>>>>>>playing
>>>>>>>>> 6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not
>>>>>>>>>get carried away
>>>>>>>>> 7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
>>>>>>>>> 8. Playing with your hair... I can't
>>>>>>>>>live without you
>>>>>>>>> 9. Hand on your waist... I love you
>>>>>>>>>to much to let you go
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 2: The Three Steps
>>>>>>>>> 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
>>>>>>>>> 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
>>>>>>>>> 3.Guys & Girls:Close your eyes when kissing,it is rude to stare
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 3: The Commandments
>>>>>>>>> 1.Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
>>>>>>>>> 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
>>>>>>>>> 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **Remember**
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A peach is a peach
>>>>>>>>> A plum is a plum,
>>>>>>>>> A kiss isn't a kiss without
>>>>>>>>> some tongue so open
>>>>>>>>> up your mouth,
>>>>>>>>> close your eyes,
>>>>>>>>> and give your tongue some exercise!!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls
>>>>>>>>> 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>>>>>>>> 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
>>>>>>>>> 3. How cute they look when they sleep
>>>>>>>>> 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
>>>>>>>>> 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right
>>>>>>>>>in the world
>>>>>>>>> 6. How cute they are when they eat
>>>>>>>>> 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes
>>>>>>>>>it all worth while
>>>>>>>>> 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
>>>>>>>>> 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
>>>>>>>>> 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know
>>>>>>>>>that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
>>>>>>>>> 11. How cute they are when they argue
>>>>>>>>> 12. the way her hand always finds yours
>>>>>>>>> 13. the way they smile
>>>>>>>>> 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after
>>>>>>>>>you just had a big fight
>>>>>>>>> 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you
>>>>>>>>>know that an hour later....
>>>>>>>>> 16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
>>>>>>>>> 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
>>>>>>>>> 18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
>>>>>>>>> 19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
>>>>>>>>> 20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that
>>>>>>>>>silly
>>>>>>>>> 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>>>>>>>>> 22. Then the way apologize when it does hurt.
>>>>>>>>> (even though we don't admit it)!
>>>>>>>>> 23. the way they say "I miss you"
>>>>>>>>> 24. the way you miss them
>>>>>>>>> 25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that
>>>>>>>>>it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,
>>>>>>>>>wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters
>>>>>>>>>not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
>>>>>>>>>everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
>>>>>>>>>their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know
>>>>>>>>>that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her
>>>>>>>>>very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it
>>>>>>>>>justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only
>>>>>>>>>felt.

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Sagal

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 12:14 am
Alaah alaah bro, waxaasaa nin ah.

Waxaadba tahay shaacir, waanba kahelay walaalkiis sida wacan ee aad usoo qortay emailkaagan.

Ilaahay hakuu sahlo miss right, waaba sure inaad adigu mr right tahaye.

Hakuu macaanaato.

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usa-boy

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 12:42 pm
thanks! sis sagal!i appreciated u'r positive responds!

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fishing girl

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 12:59 am
Fisherman

I am looking b-i-g m-a-l-e f-i-s-h-
I mean, big in everyway!!

byee

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mr-real

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 03:46 am
fishing!girl thankfor drpping few lines 4me! well! big fisherman be my name and i take myself big ,behave big and do big things! ask and u will get it ! sis ! wat will u e-mail be?

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miss.x

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:48 am
Mr real
Is this for real
Ala u guys can waste time like pro's
Where did u get the time to write all that
I wish i had that much time
U guys really amaze me
By the way u made me laugh,

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mr.real

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 05:03 pm
hii! miss-x,well first of all could u substantiate the word pro's!,secondly! i don't have time to waste! for u'r infor. i'm medical student! u know wat dah means if u smart that very busy! but between my breaks from hiting dah books i luv writing or just jotting something! and i don't call dah a waste of time. moreover,i compile poems dah may be why i luv jotting script! take care sis.! and don't be judgemental.

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Stellaah

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:25 pm
Mr. Right that was funny. I'm so happy to see a Somalian brother with a sense of humor. I'm interested so if you feel the same way let me know.

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Muna

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 10:13 pm
waah waah! mr right you make me laugh and feel me that our somali boys are like u(Hope so) so bro i hope that u will find miss right ..
by the way i really like big things too and when i said big i mean in every were in your body
take care bro I am glad that i read this
take care ur beaty sista

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K-ONE

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 12:44 am
(mr real) Get a life your 23 and you roller-blad
WHAT THE •••• IS THAT ABOUT?

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K-ONE

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 01:02 am
(MR REAL)Do you call all the girls you move up sis,if yes what do you call your real sis? And one more thing your not big I seen You, so stop telling these girls what your not.
if you were that good you would not need to till these story's to girls who don't know you.

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$Om@L! boy

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 01:17 am
Mr Rpmeo or real or whatever they call you. Stop copying peoples things and get your own thing. We are Somalis. People with religion and an amazing culture that we all are proud of. I read your poem or what it is. I like it, but just for a married couple. But not that dating stuff that the european teenagers do. I was really impressed by your letter, but sometimes it was out of the line with that thung thing. Be proud of what you are what kind of relationship that you knew when left you beloved country. Don't be too quick to change your culture and your behaviour and I am sure that you mother wouldn't be happy for you for writing this mail in the public. Thanks and I don't hope that you have hard feelings.

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fishing one

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 02:57 am
to the girls

hi, girls u misunderstood this guy, he isn't looking for miss right but a fisher-fish.
fishingirl

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mr.real

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:17 am
for! stellaah! and muna!thank 4 u response! and esp. stellaah! we can get our grooof born-together! however!,i'm dissapointed with the brother! who don't follow! instruction! on the subject! i mentioned! ladies! only! why the hell u come check-out!and i gues! dah is why they! can keep real with sis'ers. a real women needs a man who knows their emotionals beside other norms, needs and do the right thing! when needed! and i hope for the fellas, who real this! although not ment for them it is lil. thing that u don't value can make relationship! better!!!! as somalian as usual! we don't and so are the fellas k-one somali-boy trying! vobal-diarhoeing! pliz guys! i'm loking for " real somalian sis" not men! ainght fagit ok! just back off and do u'r thing! for stellah! again! beauty e-mail me and we can get to know each other! peace all no heart feelings fellas!

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miss.x

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:27 am
mr real
I am not judging any1 all I wanted to know is where u get the time to write all u wrote
I'll define pro's, i meant professional
Hold ur horses, i wasn't saying anything abt ur poems
I personally think poems are food for the soul
By the way I caught the little insult
I study biophysics, yeah u can say WoW
Wallaal i have class and intelligence
Somali boy i couldn't agree more with u
We seem to be forgetting where we came from, our values and culture

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Stellah

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:05 am
Okay Mr. X here is my email Stellah@hotmail.com hope to hear from you.

Peace Out.

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Stellah

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:08 am
•••• I meant Mr. real not mr. x my bad.

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